Gorgeous morning! I’m feeling on top of this magical world, filled to the brim with a juicy joy and loved like any pussy cat of ‘party’ should be! Hurrah!! (I can’t even see under my eyelashes. lol)
Now, today my pretty winks of an eye, isn’t just any day. TODAY is THE DAY, i tottered into my kitchen, made a delicious cuppa cuppa tea, hair-tossed like no other, whilst surrounded by pine, window sunlight and spice jars, felt an *itch* in my bra, reached in and FOUND £150!!! I found a random £150 IN MY BRA and i’m not even a prostitute! Woohoo!! (My nickname in Hollywood, with my Gay friends was ‘Hooker’ though. 🙂 )
I’m so happy about this whole ‘finding money in my undergarments’ marlarky. I mean usually people have to search the sticky floors of any trendy London nightclub,or sit in soiled subways with a *frown* and a ‘B’ for begging bowl. Others will kick the life out of a vending machine in order to *slap out* a few clunky dimes, and the good decent few munchkins of the world will actually commit to this liitle thing called ‘work’ for moola. I know!! Who’d-a-thought?However, ME…Chrissie Wunna…Glamour Puss Extra-ordinaire…I have itches, tiny ones, then whilst rummaging around my left bosom, I FIND MONEY!! A whole £150 of it! I don’t even know how it got there? But finders keepers, losers…well ‘losers’ i’ve probably dated you all! I’m dead good at finding money. I’m feeling lucky. This isn’t the first time. I mean i honestly found approximatey £400, that belonged to Mark Byron in my vagina..and you think criminals have ‘fishy green.’ Woohoo!’
Before the money finding moment, i had been dancing around the kitchen poorly, (even though i do believe i’m amazing, when no-ones watching) to everyone’s favourite happy songs, by the ever lip syncing
I hope there’s some nice girls there and not some evil bitchy ones who attempt to terrify everyone. i do kinda hope everyone mildy sees me as competition, because i’ll beable to *strut* and *pout* then make them feel better about themselves, when i’m completely awful! If anything it will be hilarious! I love a good old laugh and well…i don’t think i’m a bad entertainer. I think i’m alright, when I try. This time round i’ll be sober though, which could make the whole process a little scarier. 🙂 I’m only adding to my story, i’ve got to at least try and make it interesting!
Loverboys about to pick me up. He’s late. I keep being fed up with him for not meeting Glamour puss boyfriend standards. ( I don’t know whats happened, but he’s definitely slacking?) I’m only being a bratt, because I’m not getting as much attention as i would like, due to our passing work schedules. UGH! I’m a bit annoyed at him right now, if i’m honest. I do know he loves me, but i don’t like late and i don’t like ‘no attention.’ I infact, feel really attention whorey right now. It’s awful when i feel like this because i start being naughty in order to validate my existance. LOOK AT ME!!!! He’s on the motorway. When he arrives i’m going to be mean to him…for as long as i can be, because i’m hurt by his tardiness.
Anyway, i do have to go…and i am tremendously happy! I adore you all and wish you all the best. You’re gorgeous. You’re delicious and ME…well I think i have a pimple on my bum bum…that feels a little *ouchy.* 🙁 Meetings are currently being taken place in rooms, by people who are banging heads together in order to come up with a way in which they can shoot me to stardom. I do find it exciting…yet they’re coming up with cunning plans and i’m scratching pimples on my arse! There you have it…says it all really!
2 thoughts on “What a way to find it….”
hey chrissie glad to hear u are enjoying yourself lucky u one finding money in your bra im one of those people who unfortunately never find money lol. loving your diet by the way lol, i hope your audition goes well and those girls better see u as competition especially with the way u look its just unbelievable how beautiful i was so excited when i saw u and got even more happy when i found out u had a blog so i can see wat u get up to.
Take care Beautiful
xoxoxo
hey chrissie glad to hear u are enjoying yourself lucky u one finding money in your bra im one of those people who unfortunately never find money lol. loving your diet by the way lol, i hope your audition goes well and those girls better see u as competition especially with the way u look its just unbelievable how beautiful i was so excited when i saw u and got even more happy when i found out u had a blog so i can see wat u get up to.
Take care Beautiful
xoxoxo
Aww thankyou so much for your message, you delicious piece of yum yum. I love you very mucho. Big wiggles xx