Okay i’ve just been reminded by Wazza (my best friend of all time aka Manager of ChrissieWunna.Com,) whilst we we’re making my birthday arrangements for tomorrow, via a fine invention called the ‘telephone.’ I was watching rubbish afternoon tv & he was in a printing shop….printing things, i guess? (He fell over today in the snow, which humours me greatly. Poor Waz was apparently all cut & bruised & hurt & snowed over, but all he did midfall was try to save his Iphone.) Boys will be boys! Funny really, they’ll save their phone, like their life depended on it, yet will never use it to call you, when you want them too.
Annnnnnyway, note that i’ve been all happy, all day, with it being the celebration of the day i was bornage tomorrow…and well Wazza thinks it’s funny to remind me of the fact that it will be my actual LA
ST birthday, in the WORLD EVER, where i will get to say i’m TWENTY- something, as from tomorrow onward, it’s a mere tragic countdown to 30…which is just about as thrilling as…what was the word? Oh yeah…’DEATH.’ Tomorrow is the last time, i will EVER get to celebrate a birthday where i say twenty before a number. UGH!!! You’d think he’d comfort me, right? But no…in my moment of despair, he pisses himself and puts me on speakerphone, so everyone can hear my despair!! Then tells me he’s going to make me a 365 day Countdown to 30 Advent calendar!
I’m beginning to notice that EVERYBODY thinks it’s hilarious that i’m aging! Even 36 year olds are having a giggle at it! I had a 36 boy call me and simply to have a good old laugh at my ‘another year older.’ I was like ‘what the fuck are you laughing at you cunt! You’re knocking on 40′ s merry door!!! ‘You cheeky shits! REALLY FUCKING FUNNY innit…swines. I’m a pretty girl getting bullied…and by my own TEAM goddamit! Lol. Bastards! I hate everyone! 🙂 But anyway, who cares get ya jabs in when you can…but be warned i’m pretty fucking good at jabbing too, *watches you cry* and i punch loooooow…ofcourse after feeling what’s down there. *winks* ‘Yeah, ha, ha, it’s dead funny…pretty girl/sex symbol gets older…’
Anyway tomorrow i’ll be celebrating my Birthday at ‘BUZZ’ in WAKEFIELD. It’s newly opened, massive and well a place close to my heart. I used to go there as a child, with one of the McQueens off ‘Hollyoaks’ and a school friend…it was our local party spot…and i was dating one of the bouncers…who was a drug dealer and got me arrested. He has no working legs now. (Nice!) However, I really can’t wait. I hope it’ll be fun and the best thing about it is that all night and because it’s MAD FRIDAY & SATURDAY drinks are £1-£3.50. (Code for: ‘ it will get messy and we’ll get visciously beat up.’) If you don’t know what Mad Friday etc…is, it’s the weekend where everyone is back home for Xmas from living away, or Uni, or work, or whatever. The last weekend before Crimbo and EVERYONE is back for a bit of ‘party party.’ It’s packed, my birthday just so happens to fall on this weekend ( i couldn’t have written in better timing)…and well it means there’s going to be an awful lot of extra jubliant hot handsomes out! Can’t wait! I’m gonna have fun! Fuck it, i’m single. This ‘IT‘ doesn’t do things by halves and no party has really started until i get there.
Wazza claims the greatness of the evening (with it being Wakefield) will be measured upon whether he gets stabbed or I get RAPED…or both. There’s always hot boys, hot girls, too much booze and FIGHTING! Now let this Puss turn 29!! (Oh ‘Latin lover’ called me last night. He says he ‘ loves‘ me. I love his openess. It’s highly attractive.) I just got a BBM from Gay Adam reading ‘ I’m gonna pay someone off to kill u. ‘ (Lol..all in a days work.)