The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

 

Weeelll hello my cherrified dolls of deliciousness! Okay, i’ve finally had time to play ‘catch up’ after a day of constant, ‘Chrissie can you….?’ I label these days with such a phrase, because they are the days where in which my eyes slowly peel open, to welcome in a whole new 24 hours and from that moment, my time is scheduled out to worthy and unworthy suitors, companies and friends. Everyone today has needed a piece of me, a moment of my attention. It’s been a Wunna tug of war! I always get mildly terrifed on these days, as the phonecalls, meetings, friends and work load decides to crumbles on in on me. I’m a Glamour Puss. I can’t work stressed, so with a *fuck it* and a *smile* I playfully peeped around corners, quickly grabbed my black clutch, threw on a fur, and in the best heels known to mankind. I started to do a runner out the door and up a dirt track. I tottered as fast as my little perfectly toned, kitty legs could totter. (Which i’ll have you know is a slow, graceful, and rather seductive *swagger.*) Then i ruined my life, by DROPPING my hand bag, and letting it’s entire contents empty out into a big brown, dirt tracky puddle. You have never heard a girl swear more!!

At the end of my dirt track was Loverboy (aka ‘Pete’) in his B

2 thoughts on “The Good, The Bad & The Ugly”

  1. Hello Christina,

    Okay, 3 bulletpoints:

    * I ran into Kimora Lee, her 2 daughters, her new baby, their assorted hand servants and reality TV crew a few weeks ago. NOW I know who they are and why you like Kimora so much.

    * Carveries are the best places for us foreigners to eat outside of London. Everywhere else seems to be a roll of the dice where YOU WILL LOSE!

    * Stop putting Loverboy through the wringer (unless he absolutely deserves it). I’ve seen you in pouty, attack bitch mode and it’s TOO LETHAL.

    Yours,
    DK

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  2. Oh hellooo DK!!! How are ya!

    Firstly..yes…how amazing much is Kimora. he stomps around all Wunna-esque and hits things as she passes. Idol much!

    Secondly….You’re right, i have got a lot fatter since being in England…and we all know how much you hate a chubbster 🙂

    And dinally: I’m not being mean to him DK… if he messes up, i have to put him in line, otherwise how will he learn how to be my perfect boyfriend! 🙂 (OMG i was sooo lethal, it was awful.)

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