Sunday Church, Preggo Porn & Pork Dumplings

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Morning, my sexy giggles of bubble joy.

It’s Sunday, the day of God! (Or is that Saturday?) I don’t know, i’d blow up in church? Whatever you’re doing, is better than what i’m doing, because i’m at work all day, smiling and nodding…in an outfit that merely cheers ‘average.’ Whoopppeee!

My updo rocks, so that’s all that matters. You really can get by with great eyes (if you wear my lashes 🙂 ), great hair, boobs (maybe) and absolute utter charm.

I ooze charm. It streams out of my booty, like glitter glue, out of soul train rocket. (Have no clue? Don’t bother asking?)

If i could do anything today, it would be to do the things that I love. (Not as in Ben. 😉 ) But, ‘yes’ as in Ben, as it’d just be nice to have more family time, time at home, time to pursue the my interests and dreams and have more time with the children.

I mean, gosh everyone knows that I love nothing more than making money as it makes me feel powerful. It makes me feel great. But i do absolutely envy stay at home mums, who get to…well it’s kinda self explanatory…but just yes, stay at home, be happy and with the people that they love the most. That’s why i’d pine and be obsessed with marathon episodes of ‘Real Housewives…’ as it was something that I kinda was by nature, but not at all living. Lol.

Saying that stay at home mums’ look stressed and die for free time. So, i guess life is about balance. And, what is worse than having to always ask your hubby for dosh.

The good thing about me, is that I run and steer my ship with glitz and i do it well, by myself. I’m on saving mode right now. But i’m still happy. We’re only in Jan and i feel like i’ve done so much already, in order to improve things.

I’ve not got much else to say, other than have fun at church…and PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY FOUND THIS BLOG TODAY, by searching ‘PREGGO PORN’ on Google.

Lol.

This makes me cry. HAHAHA. Now, i don’t want to judge. But i will anyway. But SURELY there aren’t preggo’s doing pornos??? I mean, i know that there will be, but why oh why???? I don’t get it? I don’t even blame the perverts for watching it, if it’s’ there.

When i was preggo, the last thing on my mind (and i’m loosely moraled) would’ve been to be D.P ‘ed by willies that belonged to strangers, on video…for money??? I couldn’t even put my own socks on, due to my ginormous bump and I waddled around Freeport, like a pork dumpling. Where they found the energy to them practice a cum shot, i have no clue?

It’s like that documentary that I watched with my Mum, where these 80 year old women were sex escorts. Don’t do it to yourself. It’s the only time you’ll ever hear me say, ‘be lazy.’

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