Quarter to nine

I enjoy the fact that a merry bunch of  Wunna Blog reading newcomers found my site today by searching ‘do the splits.’ Yes, i am the Queen of Greatness and yes i can part my legs in a ‘quarter to nine’ dear old fashion. However…i believe that YOU (split searching learner birds) are looking to ‘do the splits’ in a more ‘i’m a child who enjoys gymnastics’ kind of way, whereas my ‘do the splits’ (a far superior parting of legs) is more for….sluts. With the other kind…you’ll probably end up winning ‘Britains Got Talent’ with. (Well done

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