Morning, my little treats of glammy, dipped, low carb, glitter balls?
I’m up early. Ruby’s back at school. I have a petrol station coffee by my side and I’ve just woken Ben up by singing him ‘The Sun has got his hat on’ (even though the sun quite obviously doesn’t) simply to ease him into Monday. (If you’ve heard me sing, you should know that i’m the next X Factor champion.) *Can’t sing for shit.*
I’m nervous today because i’m filming my first ever Vlog and even though i’ve written this blog for years and it’s done really well by accident and i’ve been on the telly, where i’ve talked into camera for mere entertainment a jolly lot in my life…i’m FRIGHTENED.
When i’m terrified, i either laugh it off or GROOM.
I’ve lashed, bronzed, i’ve back combed, i’ve faffed…pretty much…and i’m still fricking nervous.
(Ben’s now walked down singing ‘Steps.’ His song of choice ‘Last thing on my mind.’ Lol. He wants a Koala and is looking at boobies. Weirdly…not my boobies. *I’ve shouted at him.*
I have ravioli down my shirt. That we cooked last night because we felt greedy. I need a morning gin, to calm my fears. I’ve bought things I don’t need for no reason at Peacocks, this morning, simply to keep myself distracted…(as in a bra that won’t fit me.) Now, I know that a good trick is to wear a bra that is too small for you, for that extra bit of umph…but the only reason I bought it was because it was ‘powder blue’ in colour. It’s a bit too small because they never have my boobie sized bra in high street stores, so i may be walking around like a ‘look at me and my titties’ simply because my nerves got the better of me.
Right well, i think i’m just going to get on with it…because at the end of the day, I HAVE TO… and this is my only day off work, where both babies are in school or nursery.
I obviously didn’t win the lottery with my 20 lucky dips, this morning I heard that David Bowie had shuffled off this mortal coil (which is really really sad, because he was such an amazing talent, Ben and I were Googling him last night, saying how fit his wife Oman was,) Celebrity Big Brother is getting good now that they’re all kicking off…and i’ve just discovered that the lighting in my house is SHITE, so filming my Vlog is not going to easy, without all the nifty equipment.
Okay, I’ll leave you to if for now…
Wish me luck