My F******* Swagger..


Just been on a 6 mile walk. I hate being tricked into working out. I’m not one for exercise. I don’t believe a body was built for strain and more for cuddles. My friend, who really needs to work out a little more (cheeky cow) decided she needed to look after my well being, therefore wants me to go on these fucking ‘got better things to do‘ long ass walks with her, in order to keep my body completely ‘ooh laa’ and all that good stuff! Last time i got tricked into working out, my friend told me i was going to the Zoo….we ended up on a fucking hike! BITCH! I’m fine!! I look like i’ve been dipped in fake tan and had a few meaty sandwiches.

2 thoughts on “My F******* Swagger..”

Leave a comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.