So much has happened in the last sort of 2 days, that i wouldn’t even know where to begin. Yet i’m filed it all under ‘good times’ and i thank the lord for blessing my horrendous amount of ego.. with fans! Work is good! I’m really starting to love being ‘The Wunna.’ My life in England is changing and finally this time for the better. I think i can handle this shit afterall. ‘OOh laa’ baby! I feel strong right now.
Okay so i told you i was at Brtains Got Talent..where i met just so many amazing chicks, talked to mothers on phones, signed a few note pads, signs, posed and pouted with for pictures and gave them advice on ‘blagging’ stuff for free. (Great influence.) Lots of you girls we’re a bit shy around me…and for future reference…you don’t have to be. I’m the nicest person you’ll ever meet…provided you don’t piss me off! (lol) Oh and i did it all hungover in the heat, because i had been Gay clubbing it the night before with my gay Adam and my boyband members. (My newest accessory, who needs the ‘louis clutch’) Loved the night. Love my gays!! I met so many of my facebook faces and you’re all the sexiest bitches of whores! Yeah baby!
Anyway after all that ‘hoo-harr’ i ended up ginning it, and then going out around London in sequins to Maya, Followed by Funky Buddha, Followed by Vendome. Great nights, free cocktails, hot boys in scarves pretending to be my boyfriend and lots of gossip. In fact a bit too much. Got papped by sneaky parked vehicle when i was trashed…i need to stop being trashed and smoking. I’ve done so much in the last few days! I think i’m offically a legend. However i am aware that i am leading pure innocents astray. I’m like teaching people how to ‘live’ yet now they’re being naughtier than ‘The Wunna’ herself. I’m creating monsters! Made me wonder how people see me? God booty texted by Billi Bhatti! (Haha..He’ll hate me for saying that.)
Last night Jonny and I boozed at the hotel, hit a couple of bars in Hammersmith, in pink dresses and Flat caps…then ventured on into central londony to find us a ‘good time.’ We didn’t do much, but walk around the streets, make out, have a few drinks and not be allowed into GAY because we weren’t members. We held hands, had an argument, strolled through Soho, with the druggies, prostitutes and homeless people..went back to the hotel room (after realizing we didn’t have enough money for the cab we were in) and well the rest i can’t tell you about…and only because i’m needing to keep something for myself, as it seems a lot of people are quite interested in ‘nosing’ in my love life, then coming up with their own version of events. And plus, it’s quite personal. Anytime i’m laid naked in bed with a boy and conversing…it always means important shite must be going on, as talking is coming before sex.
But i will tell you that we naked spooned, in my hotel room bed with MJ playing in the background lol) talked about the future, learnt a great deal more about each other, and well it was kinda our first moment of actually openning up to one another. We both have jolly old trust issues ( like i don’t really believe anything a man says to me, and well he finds it difficult to believe i might actually care about him)…so we’re breaking down the barriers one step at a time. I always remember that night. I love learning about people because people are always so highly mis-understood. I think i agreed to have a baby at one point???
But anyhow, lots of fun, lots of laughs, lots of deep meaningful moments. Then with a ‘ just because you said it at night doesn’t mean it doesn’t count in the morning’ he got on a tube back home and i trained it back to Yorkshire…which is where i am now for one day. It’s my baby brothers birthday today, so we all just did dinner. (Aww…) Wednesday i’m back in the Capital! Need some sleep. Love ya! x OH and i totally saw two guys dressed up as ‘Bananas in Pyjamas at like 10 am in hammersmith Tube station.’