‘Why do you have your hands down your pants?‘
I’m trying to moisturise my thighs without anybody seeing!’
‘Then why are you doing it in front of a public footpath??’
Yes, it’s morning and my day has already taken a swift skid into ‘The Land of all things Bizarro.’ There was someone in almost every room of the house, so i was forced to lotion my dry bits, in a secret public footpath location. I’m sure i must have looked a little ‘pass me the kipper, so i can smack it against my head,’ as i was having to lotion random dry parts, with my clothes on. It looked like i was rummaging around for treasure. But it’s fine. I live in one of those private residential areas. I have no privacy ever…it ROCKS!!
you funny fucker chrissie i bet all the geezers on your manor are always looking out for u coming out doing random shit. and throwing rocks at your window trying ot get u out aint they babe
Well they throw rocks at me, but i think it’s because they think i’m Michael Jackson
shut up aint they got no eyes round your way then aint they seen the thrups? u would get people tring to chirpse u in our mannor chrissie take care babe tada scratch