Looking for Some loving

Woke up to the soothing sounds of the Pussycat dolls, so i’m feeling naughty, sexy and full of winks. I’m naturally a sexual being and naturally the kinda girl that has no problem, working, owning and flaunting her sexuality, without really giving two merry hoots about what the judging society (oooh i love them) might think? In my mind its how women should be. We are the Ulitmate Power (well, I am anyway) and i never want any chick to think that she doesn’t ‘have it’ over a fella. Don’t get me wrong, i lurve the boys (we all know that and i can’t live without them. I understand them and think they are wonderfully misunderstood creatures.) Yet once you girls realize that we are their ultimate WEAKNESS (no matter how hard they try to fight it, even though they really don’t fight it too much…lol) you can really start owning your VA VOOM…which is steamy hot to any guy! Men can’t live without us, they need us, they want us and spend their whole lives trying to get their grubby little hands on us. And even though they might half think its a ‘Mans World,’ to get into this world to begin with they’ve have to come THROUGH OUR VAGINAS!!! And that my darlings is what i call fucking POWER!! (I get sickly turned on by Power and Status, even the words themselves send a tingle down my spine…along with ‘sturdy 8 inches’ and ‘girth’. Therefore knowing that i have so much, (Power that is, and not a girthy penis) brings out the ‘Sexy’ in me…making me look like a bit of a whore really! lol…But i OWN it!!)

I’ve decided to look for a British Boyfriend, because i’m usually a bit bored without a man by my side.  Even though i’m all for the empowerment of women. I do prefer boys. Hahahahah! I do! Girls sucks! (Obviously…because i want all the attention, being around of a bundle of boys, works better for me.)  I don’t even know why God bothers to litter my life with women at times. I mean they’re a pointless addition to my path. I’m a girly girl, but have masculine views on things! My own being was designed for men. My body, my humour, my image, my outlook , my whole fucking entire LIFE goddamit !!!  LOL. I understand Men more than i understand women. We’re insane. But it still works for us!

Underneath a whole lot of Vixen , i really am the most loving soul and i’m always looking for my ideal partner. ‘The One’ and i know he’s out there. I just never find anyone right enough. But it’s because i give out the wrong impression. (Not sure why i do that!) And a lot of you boys waste time, thinking and playing the game, then you do the ‘simply loving,’ part.  In LA its a lot easier and i know a lot of pretty marvellous men out there, who i can, will, or won’t be with. But that’s because i’ve created a whole merry world for me out there, but in England it’s different. The boys in LA are extremely confident in themselves. I’ll simply walk down the street and they are NOT SCARED to mob me, shout out for me, pull me, push me,  jump out of their cars, race up to me and seriously ask me out, because they’re so sure of themselves…and i love confidence in men…it’s what (along with being interesting, or talented makes you sexy. ) They are determined, ambitious, persisitant and KNOW what they want!! And if i shoot them down and i often  do, they simply see it as a ‘curve ball’ and come at you again, but at an alternate angle! Plus, it’s a town of ‘show’ business, therefore they know that even if they aren’t in your league of qualifiers…(lol) they can sure as hell fake it, to get what they want!!! I’ve had zillions of boyfriends, from the use of this method boys! It Often works!

The gentlemen in England are a lot less ‘showy.’ A lot more shy, polite, dont want to make themselves look stupid (which is not good for me, as i’m one to go out of my way to make myself look  quite quite stupid for kicks) and will fox trot around you like they don’t really care. ( I mean heaven forbid, if you actually knew they fancied YOU!! LOL You know u do it!! ) Then after giving you a ‘sort of’ impression… they go home and wistfully think about you, whilst staring at your picture, imagining a ‘happy ever after’ to their favourite sad love songs. LOL. It makes dating here difficult, as i’m highly upfront…i was emotionally raised in Hollywood. I’m impatient, like to know straight up…what the hell is going on and i love to be adored! At first,  i’m a difficult person to date. As my tactics are odd. Before actually being nice, i’m terribly annoying on purpose. I use vicious scare tactics in order to test a mans strength. (How manly are you!!) It’s my way of weeding out the faint hearted. I mean, if they can’t put up with me for one night of ‘annoying-ness’ then they’re certainly not strong enough to take over the world with me right and wave from my podium of GREATNESS.  Especially since that ‘one night’ will turn into a lifetime of ‘annoyingness.’ HAHAHA! The two loves of my life (Michael, and ‘Latin Lover’) are the strongest men alive. They are not remotely terrified of me. They don’t even flinch. They understand me. They watch me jiggery pokery around them, and fool me into believing i’m getting everything done MY WAY!! Yet are both highly romantic and soppy at the same time. I’m highly childish and spoilt, so it’s essential that my other half  has ‘father-like’ qualities! (Thats sounds so dirty! Yeah! yeah! Love me daddy, love me!)

I have this whole week off, so i’ve decided to schedule sexy little dates, with sexy little british boys throughout the week, in order to aid my path to ‘Mr.OH so right!’ I’m gonna try and get my first one done and dusted tonight! Wish me luck! Wunna predicts this ends badly! I WANT A PROPER BRITISH BOYFRIEND!

5 thoughts on “Looking for Some loving”

  1. u are right chrissie every mans main weakness is a women and we spend our lives trying to please em or attract em why do geezers spend bags on watches moters jewelley if it aint to impress some bird so u can havea bit of hows your father with her. and every geezer is soppy when there on there own with the girl they like they just wont admit it to there pals when they are down the boozer. u will always knock men bandi chrissie looking how u do babe. if u want to have dates u need ot come essex we know how to treat a lady babe

  2. i like your hoesty chrissie we are complex creatures geezers we act all hard to our pals in boozers make it sound like we dont care about birdss and we are the guvna when we all know different. and lets be honest there aint nothing better than making the one u love happy. so if u do come essex let me know there is a steak and shampoo with your name on it

  3. is it sweet pete then chrissie i look forward ot seeing u again on thursday babe as me pals will be out and i can watch the show lol realy do come across as a diamond on the show babe take care chrissie


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