Just call me Einstein..


Hey, HEY, hey! How YOU doin’? What’s shakin’ y’all! Hello. Yo. Miaow!

Today is a good day and I don ‘t really know why again, but after a weekend of BOTH children projectile vomiting over me, things, carpets, themselves, bedsheets, into toilets, sick buckets and my freshly washed leggings over and over again… due to a snazzy little virus that is taking over their nursery…today life seems to have gone back to normal. Yesterday the clouds of sickness dispersed and well both of my ‘winkles’ slept through the entire night…as I laid with my fingers crossed hoping that they were well again. AND THEY WERE. YIPPEE! It’s hard when the babies are sick, but it tugs at your heart strings as a ‘Mama.’ They look all helpless and forlorn. Junior’s quite dramatic during illness. It’s not just because he’s a baby,it’s part of his natural being. Ruby…takes it on the chin. She’ll be ill and tackle it like a champion. That girl is going to be a toughie. Like her Mother…the little things make her wail…yet the big things she handles with VA VOOM.

The rest of the weekend was spent viewing beautiful homes that I could potential life in…(saw the most BEAUTIFULLY GLAMOUROUS HOME on Sunday, I want it to be MINE. It’ s a proper ‘look where I live’ step up. I can’t WAIT to move. However, then I was humbled by my children who made me drink a hundred pretend cups of tea for kicks, in the name of make believe, playtime and love.


Aside from house viewing, and approving part copies of my business plan…(i’m having to do it in milestones, simply because life piled on top of me all at once, with the surgery etc….now all’s gone back to normal and i couldn’t be happier. It’s all Spring in Wunna land and all the drama is over! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

New line of work, new business, new meetings, telly stuff, normal day job stuff, new home and happy children. Can you believe Junior is going to be ONE in 3 months time. That time seems to have flown but now I look back, i’ve been through a lot with him! Amazing though because every inch of every day I have stood by his side and raised him throughout his first ever year on this earth and after he was 3 months old…i did it all by myself…WITH a diva two year old, working her ‘terrible two’s’ like she was some champion of tantrum. But I did it. I FRICKING DID IT πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ and when you’re a mum…you’ve been on your own, be it with one or two…(two is harder than one, I assure you, don’t let people fool you into thinking that ‘two is the same as having one’..i used to hear that a lot…it’s NOT TRUE. Be warned. Take birth control if you aren’t up for it. πŸ˜‰ Β But yeah…I DID IT! I got Ruby through her ‘terribles’…and I raised Baby Boy Junior at the same time each day for each moment…and now he soon will graduate as a one year old! They’re happy, I started my first proper business…and juggled surgery, life, a broken down marriage and a miscarriage! I WANT TROPHIES! (Not because i’m some kind of Β hero…lots of women do it. But just because my sheer excitement must mean that secretly I didn’t think I could do it. But I COULD and i did! Nothing is more gratifying. And I don’t care what anyone says about me ever…what they can always say is that I’M A REALLY GREAT MUM. That’s what matters in life, so no matter what…i’m always winning! Yeehaa! (Plus, now when we move, we get to live bouji. It’s just sort of satisfying because when Junior reaches one years of age, it’s like the initial hard work is all done. From that point on…it’s much easier. I mean having a newborn and a 2 year old is the hardest ever. πŸ™‚ But I didn’t realize that I would be going through it alone. Yet now it brings ‘happy-relief’ tears to my eyes just knowing that I did it and that they adore me for doing it and that I always put them first! It makes you grow ten feet tall..and all good mums will get that feeling! NOW, (well when he reaches one, i can go back to celebrating ME. I’m a lot freer, funner…and ready to tackle life, relax and make my dreams come true. They’ll be 3 and 1… it’s a good age, as they’re both more self sufficient and can communicate.

I get to get back to being ME again. I mean for me when I look back i feel like i’ve spent so much time pregnant, growing babies, having babies, making sacrifices and well just babies, babies, babies and for us women it begins the moment we realize we are pregnant. I feel like i’ve been pregnant since 2011! Lol. So with Junior i’ve actually gone through almost 2 entire years of looking after him. 9 months in my belly, 9 months out! πŸ™‚ Likewise with Ruby but for longer…That’s a long ass time of baby growing, making and sacrificing! This is the first time in 3 years that i’ll feel back to Chrissie Wunna. But happily with the most deliciously grown babies ever! And the good thing is that all my friends are now JUST having their first babies and getting married. Which i adore. Yet when they’re going through their struggle time…(let alone if they decide to pop in baby 2 at some point) i’ll be all free and Wunnaful to celebrate life to the fullest. πŸ™‚ So it’s all worked out correctly! I need an afternoon wine!

Other than that, i’m humoured by the fact that I just lay my hair on the kitchen counter like it’s some kind of dodgy pet..


(FYI, Those pink boxes are my lashes that you will soon be able to purchase. #eek. Roll on Summer.)

I’m loving my surprise ‘Thank You’ card from Sharn…


..they always bring a smile to my face and well i loved celebrating their wedding! It was amazing and so much fun to see two people O adore tie the knot! πŸ™‚

I’m also a genius…


All day today i’ve had to revise…and do an entire course in a a tenth of the time…so I learnt 11 chapters in two hours straight, in order to take an exam in time. Took the exam today…PASSED WITH 97%. πŸ™‚ Don’t hate cos i’m a brainiac. πŸ™‚ I love my inner geek and have a fond affection for geeks and prep school boys. πŸ™‚ Everyone always thinks i’m some brainless numpty, who didn’t learn at school. When really I was quite the boffin, until the end of it all, when I got bored and just wanted to move to Hollywood. (And did.) My parents (oh the Asians) have always said that if you don’t have a working brain, you don’t have anything in life. It’s better to look dumb, yet secretly be able to use ya brain, than look smart, when really you’re a bit of a thicky. I think people excel in different areas. I’m just well rounded. πŸ™‚ #trumpetsblown I even took the exam early, through a ‘fast track.’ BOOYAH!

Other than that, loving the eyelash line, looking forward to keeping fit…i’m in the mood, Spring does that to me..can’t wait to move…have an interesting meeting with people who are doing a film or a documentary in a being I grew up with..i’m wanting to get a small normal job to keep me occupied and keep money rolling in…(I want to set a good example for Ruby and laziness, even though we’re dripped in fabulosity’ isn’t that! Lol)

Adored that people go shopping and take pictures of things that are ever so Wunna!


Thank you Emily Harris! πŸ™‚ I need that pillow in my life.

And well how cute are these piccies of Ruby when she was a one year old…when I was at my ‘sort of cousin’s’ wedding…


(I enjoy the insanity of my eye makeup. Lol) That’s when i had a big lump stuck in my throat too. I have a neckline now and don’t look like Frank Bruno.)

In life it’s never too late to do anything, Be good, be great and strut. Believe in yourself and don’t bother with feeling defeated. If people love you and you’re a good person, then that’s great,. If they don’t and your a great person, then it’s their own loss. Be wise, be happy, work hard…love hard..make your dreams come true.


God I need a wine! As if i took an exam today! Pahahaha!




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