Happy Sunday Bitches

Morning you cheeky dollops of *yum yum.* I feeling amazing today and i think it’s the eskimo bobbles on my ‘boots with da fur,’ a must have for all potential ‘Wunnarettes.’ I got up bright and early, approved fashion choices belonging to the masses and then my mother. Pointed at baby pink winter hats and scarves that i adored, made people tend to ‘fashion showing’ them for me, then after grooming in a giant hallway mirror, that was edged with baby blue flowers, i winked, oddly heard rather loud porn coming from one of the master bedrooms and made a swift exit, in order to begin my Glamour pussy day!

I’m currently at Pete’s aka Loverboy’s, sitting on his black leather sofa, letting the sunlight shine through on me,whilst his tiny kitten ‘Columbo’ plays with my diamond pearl monstrousity of a ring and poos in various corners of the living room. It’s bizarre typing you life out upon the laptop of someone else? I kinda feel on edge like someone’s watching me, and i’m tapping out my feelings on their property.

Luckily, i don’t feel rubbish today. I never do. I feel GREATNESS! I’ve had a morning saunter into town to buy myself some extra *sight*…i managed to get myself deliciously distracted and buy more work clothes from New Look. Then i tottered back in my finest bimbo beauties to Loverboy’s! He’d actually cleaned the whole entire appartment from head to toe, because i previously called him a ‘Scruffy Bastard.’ 🙂

Due to his good work, we’re now going to be finding somewhere to lunch. Sunday lunch infact! We both adore our dinners, and well i’m a kitty who adores to splash out on the people i love, whenever i can!

I’ve already pee’d a little during a sneeze, got hounded and harrassed by an elderly lady from the orient, who went for the lesbian butch cut and farmer divine clothing. I couldn’t tell whether she was homeless or just insane? Eithers fine. They both have a certain pizazz to them! Anyway, she decided to chase me down the street with a watering can and a Tesco’s bag, telling me she needed to find some place that sounded like ‘#*&^*%$$$^&?’

I tried to help, but then got bored because her face was mucky and well she wasn’t hitting the bullet points with her story! I liked her until she became boring and i also noticed that she just needed a best friend. No help at all…just someone to talk to. I’m not sure why she picked me? (People tend to…oh apart from Paris Hilton lol.) Yet the insane chinese homeless lady needs to learn better judgement. I gave her a cuddle and then legged it into Petes appartment. I have eskimo boots on…they are divine, i couldn’t risk her nabbing from me? She chose to accessorize with a Tesco’s bag. I chose to accessorize with a Spec Savers bag of *sight.* Not much difference between us really? Except…she’s more patient. (Pete’s trying to make me pick a baby name RIGHT NOW, as i’m blogging. Attention whore much! )

Anyway, i have the entire day off, so i’m now going to spend it with my ‘handsome.’ He seems to be pretending that he enjoys me blogging, when really he just wants all the attention he can get! lol. To lunch we shall venture! Hope you have a Wunnaful Sunday dolls! I love you! (Oh and thanks for all my messages. The pervy ones make good drunk banter. I’m currently tee-total..therefore realize i cannot apprepicate them as much as you would like me to. Wiggle-Wink!)

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