Growing Old Gracefully…. October 24, 2009 by Chrissie Met loads of you Darlings last night, whilst i was out in Soho, after dinner at ‘Tuk Tuk.’ If i got a chance to talk to you, or wiggle past you last night ( it was a big ‘We love Wunna’ evening, for some reason) let me tell you…i loved you. It means a lot to me….especially because i have a lot on my plate right now. A great deal on my mind. And well It kindly massages my ego and fools me into believing i really am making a difference and i have a lot of support, on this magical tragical ‘difference’ making mission.. ! Lots of you are claiming to be my ‘biggest’ fan….which i ofcourse adore. (LOL.) Please do feel free to shirtless fight like savages, in order to win the title and my heart! I can be bribed with gifts! Oh and I do also want to know, what department we are referring to, when we are stating the word ‘Biggest??’ (ooooh daddy!) Purrr…. (Not really, i’m far too old to be a slag now. Infact, i’ve taken a vow of celebacy. I’ve put myself on a sex ban, really i have. I’m like a virgin all over again. I won’t be tragically humping ANYONE for a wee while. The next person i do decide to have a bit of ‘hey hey sailor’ with….will be someone i truely do care for….someone that i feel in love with….someone that i actually want to give myself to.) I know, boring right? You can beat me with ya boners as punishment. I don’t mind a few penis shaped bruises. It’ll remind me of the ‘good ole times.’ I’m growing up fast and with this odd air of diginity and respect for myself. What is happenning? Maybe i just need a wine? Or a slap! Hung out with Gay Adam, Jazz, a French slag and Jonny for a couple tipples. I wish i was more fun really? Met a boy called Joe Taylor last night at G-A-Y. After meeting an aggressive chinese lesbian…who i thought was fantastic. He sauntered up to me, with a shy ‘R U Chrissie Wunna??’ I liked him a lot because he firstly…Knew my last name and secondly understood my patheticness and celebrated it with me, with laughter. He told me his best friend was going to name his pet kitten ‘Chrissie Wunna’ but then thought ‘fuck it, i’m naming it Jackamo.’ Haha…I love it! Jackamo!!!! How did i get bumped for ‘Jackamo??’ He also assured me that the ‘BBF’ show is half worth watching, when you get extremely pissed up and put on every episode after one another, like a marathon. Honey, i was pissed up, there and living it. I’m more concerned that i was bumped for fucking ‘JACKAMO!!!!‘ (lol.)Lots of you were wonderful to me in there! Again a big ‘Fan night.’ I’m sorry i wasn’t so ‘party party’…for some reason i was all 50%. My eyelash actually fell off my face. I’m literally falling to pieces! Is actually not too early for me to begin drinking.. Anyhow, I’m Chrissie Wunna and with the ‘good’ always comes the baaaad! Looked through my messages today and some lovely, kind hearted almost warm spirited young lady, filled to the brim with ‘love’ she was… had sent me a series of pictures, that she had taken the time to edit, photoshop and produce of ME being visciously GANG RAPED….then another of me having my neck slit open by a rather sharp butter knife and THEN the final one of me being HUNG, slaugtered and her joyously laughing, whilst i was quite inconveniently dying. Hahah…Now not being funny or anything…but i don’t look good without a head, or being anally raped by chavvy youths with sticks…not in any lighting?? I’m going to see it as less of a HATE crime…and more of a kinky sexual advance. (YOU DARLING….bitch of a whore!) It’s always nice to see some good old fashioned decency in the world. (I would’ve posted one of the pictures for you all to see …but i do have young-ish fans also, who do not need to be viewing such ‘warm loving kindness’ this early on in their life!) For all the 15 year old girls that want to grow up to be like me….TRY NOT TO. It’s dead hard work and a whole lot of back ache. 😉 If you can’t take it on the chin…you better beable to take it elsewhere!