Glitziest Fish in Da Pond?


I’m starting to think that I’m quite a catch! πŸ™‚ I mean, every single time life whops a ‘losing at life’ bomb at me, that could maybe break the merriest of kittens…I simply have to peek into a bundle of my inboxes and just like that…i’m either an ‘inspiration’ to chicks πŸ™‚ or the most ‘beautiful girl ever.’ πŸ™‚ (I’m full of it today, do forgive me. I’m just happy and when a glamour puss is chipper…everything gets playful. πŸ˜‰ ) Thank GOD for inboxes! I mean, I’m apparently such a wonder because I have a personality, a working brain, i’m sensible enough to hold my own as a ‘Mama,’ not so sensible enough to still be fun, I have drive, I have passion, I do okay, I’m loving, i’m funny…polite, educated…and Β i’m hot. πŸ™‚ This is all good stuff to hear, when you had forgotten that you’re ACE! I’m ACE! I’m the Gliziest fish in the pond or whatever it is? How careless of me to have forgotten. πŸ˜‰

I don’t usually ‘do replying’ to gents….unless of course I want to. I mainly process the art of replying to ‘the chicks,’ friends…and safe men. (Boys I know, or ones that aren’t terrifying, gents who are gay, playful, or fans.) Yet, I ALWAYS read EVERYTHING that comes into my little box of ‘in’ and it’s lovely to just scroll through for a moment when you’re dilly dallying. It keeps me in a good mood…:) and builds up my already enormous ego. πŸ™‚ I’m a catch!! Yahoo! It’s just nice to hear how ‘lovely’ you are, I guess? It gives you an energy that you may have lost for a while. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

My neck is healing well. I performed my first *sneeze* today without having to swallow it, incase my head blew off. I’m on the mend and by the end of the week, all should be well. I’m still a bit swollen, but oh my GOD does it feel amazing to no longer have some GIANT LUMP taking over my neckline! I feel 19 again! πŸ™‚ Maybe that’s why I’m chipper. Life is great. Work is going to be AMAZING. My babies are doing so well! I’m just having a WONDERFUL week. I feel really happy, really confident and my soul is filled with love….instead of gallons of rum. (Which still isn’t so bad.)

Found this about me last night mid-Google..Read it:

I’ve purchased dresses. I’m looking forward to the wedding that I shall be attending…AND Ruby’s first big old birthday party. (She’s turning 3! AND she weirdly seems super happy. Ruby is extremely family oriented, extremely loving if she loves you πŸ™‚ Β and extremely sensitive, when it comes to the art of getting hurt. Last night she was ballsy, filled with out loud belly laughter and bossy. All confident and lioness like. I think she’s feeling better because she’s managing to see and feel like all those who love her are around her and haven’t left her. Yesterday she did nursery, she talked to her ‘Daddy Pete’..she played with Junior, she cuddled with Grandma, she danced with Mummy, she talked to ‘Daddy Keiran,’ and for the first time in a LONG time, she slept through the ENTIRE NIGHT without screaming weird things or even waking up! Sh’es been so good and so happy. We’re getting somewhere now…well until it all goes to pieces again. She likes togetherness and it’s important that each element of her circle plays well together in order fo her to feel a sense of stability, love and consistency.

(Ugh, I need to turn the heat on, i’m freezing.)

Today, Β have three meetings. One for the ‘tv thing’ the others for the beauty line. God, how long is this beauty line gonna take. I’m so excited and so impatient…but whatever, it will happen when it happens and will hopefully do well. I don’t really have a Plan B. Angels Den better be good to me.

I’m MISSING waking up here..


OH GOD, I miss being in the heart of the forest harmony SO MUCH, my heart ACHES for it. Peace, hot-tubbing, luxury, bliss. It’s sad that I haven’t yet been this year, as last year I managed to retreat off 5 times for weeks… within the year! πŸ™‚ It’s a sentimental place to me. I would wake up look outside my window and see the above…

I love space, nature and luxury *add a chandelier here please* so it’s perfect…and peaceful. I always wanted a giant luxurious family home, with a giant garden that the children could rush around in…(and i’ll get there for myself and my children…)…yet the forest is a place where I could live forever. I was never a girl of that sort, until I started going so much. (I asked Ruby if she wanted to go and her reply was ‘Yes, but not to live because I want to live in Cbeebies land.’ I have the oddest conversations? But to all Mums, know that Cbeebies Land is coming to Alton Towers this May, so get excited for it, as we’ll all end up trekking there with eager, wide eyed ‘Looking for Mr.Tumble’ toddlers!

(Shit, I forgot to turn the heating on! AND forgot to drink my tea.)

I’m in a good place, I’m working hard. I’m going to be a success. I just want that moment where I can sit in the midst of my own hard earned luxury and smile, as my babies run around me with glee, not knowing how hard I’ve worked to accomplish so much. Lol. Once the ball rolls…we’re OFF!)

I love how out my window it actually looks sunny, but if I was to venture on out there i’d get caught up in some INSANELY DAMAGING NORTH WIND, that would ‘change my face’…and blow me to Kansas in a hurricane of delight, but without my ruby slippers on. It looks so calm. Pahaha. But whatever, I’ve got a healing neck to deal with. Wind, cold and my distinct lack of jumpers can wait. I shouldn’t swear but #fuckthat πŸ™‚

Don’t know what else to say really…Just have a great Tuesday!

Cya x

Hmm…I’m in the mood for a gossip, with my @emilywoodcock




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