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Why does the phrase ‘Down syndrome’ make me giggle? My mum kept repeating it at me…medically, over & over again, at 9.02am, whilst i was laid in the back of her silver Mercedes and i couldn’t help but piss myself. I always used to write into ‘Jim’ll fix it’ saying that i had it. I thought it would better my chances of me getting to meet him…so i could sit on his lap and have ‘cigar’ blown into my face. It didn’t work, so my mum had to take me to Disneyland instead. (Ho-hum.)

It’s finally snowing in Yorkshire. Christmas has arrived. I’ve shopped all day. It’s my 2 day birthday countdown and bitches…i feel FABULOU

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