I’ve just strutted sexily past the hot boy that lives in my building. I unlocked the door to my place, all ‘ooh laa’ and thinking i’m the dogs bollocks, because i’m under the misconception that he wants me, tripped over my own giant pink suitcase, slide on my own leopard print fur (that i seemed to have hung up on the floor), trapped myself in my own laptop wire, fell over my own foot and them smacked into MY OWN goddamn WINDOW…only to look outside, see him and him give me a very straight man ‘Thumbs Up.’ (Aaaah kill me!)
Anyway, what were you doing at 11.05 am this morning? Well i was posing naked in the middle of london for
Zoo Magazine, outside in the freezing cold, amongst busy London traffic on Shaftsbury Avenue, …y’know near ‘Les Mis’ and all that…with my boobs out. There was another model, (beautiful she was,) Vicki (the Zoo Orgainzer hottie) and a their resident photographer. And basically i had to prove i was the Hottest Girl in LONDON, by getting my kit off..Boobie Galore, in public (which is illegal), whilst buses passed, ladies tutted and tourists got more than they bargained for. Welcome to London!! I had a blast. It was hilarious. But we had to do the shoot in seconds really, otherwise i would’ve really got arrested. I felt liberated. Then pissed myself as i put my fur back on and walked through China Town. I love my body, i’m confident and well i don’t think there’s anything wrong with celebrating it. It’s fun, adventurous and well a great start to any morning.
Across town, at another far more classy venue, was Samuel…in nothing but a towel, again outside in the rain… doing his first NAKED shoot ever for Gay Times Magazine. (I’m so ‘wet myself’ excited about it.) I got done early, so for moral support i thought i’d text him a ‘ R U Naked yet??’ It was hilarious!! He was all panicky and nervous! HAHAHAHA! But then he aced it like a champion, with a ‘ There you have it! Just done it…hahahahha! I felt like you…a slutty glamour puss!’ Samuel is now officially a Glamour Glamour Puss Puss. I love that he did it, coz it shows that he doesn’t take himself far too seriously, knows how to have fun and loves what The Dear Lord gave him! (Wink wink.) I’m like a proud mother…who’s a it of a slag! Woohoo! (We’re all like Paris’ children…Yet we’re not doing her any justice.)
Then as i got home after buying a whole store out of makeup. I love makeup counters at department stores. I’m a girly girl and well the colours, the lights, the glitter, the shimmer and the thought that i could have it all on my face, gets the better of me. If you saw me right now, you’d laugh at my ridiculousness. My hair is all Hollywood giant curled, my eyelashes are ‘insanity,’ my boobies are touching the screen and i basically look like a ‘Power Puff’ Doll..all wide eyed and puckered. I even looked at myself and thought ‘ Then my ego kicked in and i went back to being a ‘Loser.’ Who are you?? Legend.
Other than that OMG ‘Lashes‘ who is no more, due to a posessive, argumentative, controlling nature, called me a ‘waste of his time’ today because i refused to submit to his powers and apologise for nothing. You can’t bully me into a ‘sorry.’ I will rebel. Boys….please do refrain from trying to control me. Whenever i do well…they get all terrified and start acting out. It’s so annoying, it’s like they don’t want me to be happy because they’re miserable. They want me to just do as they say, but not as they do. However, it’s only the insecure ones that are like that! My current boy…(and mainly because he’s successful, therefore confident) is GREAT. When men AREN’T doing well in life, they take it out on their girls that are and began a foolish trail of ‘future regret.’ Why bother putting yourself through the torment?? Lets all hug and get spray tans…ffs!
Pusses!!! You can make whatever decisions you want and do NOT let any dear soul, (especially if they are not doing as well as you. It’s always the ones that aren’t doing as well as you) try to control your better judgement. No-one knows you better THAN YOU! I’m so sick of ‘Do as i say’ boys. I don’t need taming. I’m not a project. I’m a person. The new boy, who i’m referring to as ‘Baby’ is basically a breath of fresh air. And boy did i need it. JL S were at Zoo today. 😉