Fan Phone Bitches…

Hey My Delicious Darlings of Diva. As lots of you already know….FAN PHONE ..or as my ‘Wunnerettes‘ call it, (the young teenage girls that i mentor through life…) FAN PHONE BITCHES is BACK!

I was feeling highly frustrated because well i am because my internet is down, and therefore i obviosuly can’t read your Tweets, your Facebook messages, can’t go on chat etc….and we all know i’m a loser whore, for the web, with a side of nosey cow and therefore it seems i NEED to beable to communicate with you. The only way i can do this, is via FAN PHONE! Woohoo! *happy dance-wiggle-walk*

Basically, it’s not a trick or a a con..Hahaha..lots of you have been so scared lol. All it is phone where in which YOU, yes YOU can call me AT ANY TIME and have a bit of a natter…when you’re drunk, when you’re bored, whenyou need help, or if you just want to chat with Me. I was on it for 9 hours straight yesterday talking to you all and I LOVED IT!!! I really truely and quite oddly LOVED IT! I felt like i was doing good deeds or something! Like a 52 year old man, who almost cried thanked me for being ‘Kind enough to listen.’ Awww….

I actually noticed that i take a geniune keen interest in peoples lives, and well how am i supposed to expect people to be interested in mine, if i don’t take an common interest in theres! I’m a playful , people puss of a gally…so don’t be frightened. I’m a person. I WILL talk to you. HAHA. I got a lot fo *screams* and hang ups, yesterday. But i assure you there’s no need to be terrified. People are people. And maybe it’s kinda a good way to help you all gain that bit of confidence and realize no-one is better than anyone. We’re all just the same…all just trying to make a dream come true. I was shocked when people couldn’t believe they were talking to me? Bizarre right? But it made me realize that you need i need to help you all know that just because someone (and i’m not talking just me here, i’m talking anyone in general) is seen as a ‘Celebrity’ it doesn’t mean they are BETTER than you…it means the media have halied them as POPULAR. if someone is PRETTIER than you…it doesn’t mean they are BETTER, than you, it simply means they can get more free drinks at bars. If someone is RICHER than you…it doesn’t mean they are BETTER than you. They can simply afford more shit. And well if someone is SMARTER than you, again it doesn’t make them more superior, it just means they know their 3 times table and can probably count without usuing their fingers! lol

Anyway, i talked to loads of you yesterday. There was a 3 hour waiting line and i deeply apologise for that! I didn’t realize. But keep trying. You will get through. I don’t care if it’s 3am…i WILL pick up! It’s constantly on ringer for me, as soon as i hang up, so whoever is through, i have a jolly old banter with. You can tell me anything, ask me anything…do or say whatever you so wishy!

I’ve talked to hundreds of my beautiful gays, my glamour girls, my little girl teens, actualy MEn with love life problems. It kinda oddly tuned into an agony aunt line. HAHA! Know that i am shit at advice. I can only give you my opinion on something and through my own lif experience. LOL. A man who needed courage before he was about to propose called up. A man that had a broken heart after an ex cheated on him called up…and simply because he felt alone, needed someone to listen and had no-one to talk to. People on their way home from parties called and gave me great drunken banter. People laid on settess. People needing luck for exams, wanting to know what to wear, how to spice up their sex life, wanting to know secrets about me. Women, girls, mothers….EVERYONE from all walks! I’m enjoying it! If you’re bored and need a bit of a chitty chat…I’m all ears bitches. *winks*

It’s on at 4pm today onwards…FAN PHONE   0794764723 (it’s going insane…and i love it! Thankyou! Oh but i can’t reply to the texts as the inbox keeps being fullage…but i read them all and i ADORE YOU!)

(Oh for those of you HATING on Fan Phone….i personally don’t think, there is one thing wrong with actually taking the time to talk to people who want to talk to you. I suggest you take a leaf out of my book and learn about others for a change. *yawns*)

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