Emergency Warning Blog

Okay, I’ve just heard something terrible and therefore need to write an Emergency Warning Blog to all my little girl Wunna fans….because i adore you deeply and under no circumstances think that what i have just heard is at all even remotely okay. (Don’t worry you’re not about ot get bollocked…infact quite the opposite! I’m saving you from one!)

Please do make sure that you DO NOT AT ALL, add any of the random men that may try and request to be your friend on Facebook. It may say that they are mutual friends with me, but note that they are NOT at all people i know! They are awful, nasty perverts and people that on a daily i have to block due to their disgusting use of words, towards beautiful, precious women! TO ALL WUNNERETTES, we DO NOT like men like this..no matter how hot they are!! And we demand to be treated with the upmost respect, love and ofcourse with good CLEAN kindness. If we don’t get it…we grab our heels and *strut* onward. Infact, (just so you know lovelies) that a great deal of the pervies have fake profiles, where they will post a picture of a gorgeously stunning, half naked male (a picture of a model they found online..i fall for it all the time) and pretend to be that boy. They are not. They are some lonely, overly sexed, gimp of a fugly…who don’t go on Facebook to network or make friends, but play on there to find ass…and i quite frankly despise them. Yucky!

Now, I AM very well equipped to handle these horrific excuses for men…due to my bitchy viscious tongue and my ‘take no crap’ attitude. Plus, the fact that i’m not a young girl, helps that case. Therefore i DO bitch them out in the most awfullest and demeaning ways, but then i simply DELETE them from my profile. I have to handle ‘dilly dally’ like this EVERYDAY. But i’m used to it. I’ve had to handle it for years, therefore I’m used to hearing men be ‘icky’ and i’m extremely used to dealing with them and with the greatest of ease.

Not all men are like this, we know that and yeah i do get a flurry of messages from lovely handsomes, all over the world on a daily. HOWEVER know that at the same time, and EVERYDAY, i get a flurry of PERVERTs, with no sense of ‘correctness’ who will verbally abuse me in a sexual manner. They come of ALL ages! I don’t wanna hear you ‘didn’t get the memo.’ I’m telling you now…they do!

Any MAN who is adding a 15 year old girl on Facebook, is hidieous. AWFUL! And as little girls, at times you may feel insecure, feel a bit unloved, not be so experienced with boys, or maybe feel ‘not as pretty’ as the most popular girl in school. We ALL go through it. I certainly have. Yet these men…who i refer to as precious little perverts, KNOW how to work you. They will tell you you’re the most beautiful thing in the world ever…to make you ‘lull’ towards them and they will tell you not to listen to me. Men often get mad when i have to ‘cold shoulder’ them or neglect them (it’s an ego thing…i have plenty of that, therefore i can read them) and they usually immediately become verbally abusive. Ignore them. I want you to know that i’m not underminding your intelligence…You’re smart enough to spot a lovely ‘perv.’ But we all make mistakes at times…i certainly am the Queen of it, therefore i just want to give you a reminder of what i think is 100% morally wrong. (And i have very loose morals.)

NOTE: I think you are beautiful and i’m here to help you KNOW that you are, without anyone else needing to reassure you of it. I know what it’s like to be a little girl…I’ve been one. And TEAM WUNNA beats, TEAM PERV anyday. I have pervs running off and crying every minute of every hour. Now, I joke a lot. But know, that i’m not joking now, as this properly ‘urks’ me out. I can’t bare the thought of you having to deal with all that ‘junk’ that i am ever so blessed with. I had no idea you were…until you all told me today and you have my sincerest apologies. Thankyou for being smart! I mentor girls everyday and i LOVE you very much. Do not listen to the fugly pervy, boner ridden flubs. If you have added any…and they are talking to you, even if they are being nice….ignore them, then DELETE them. If they are bothering you, tell ME their names and i will DELETE them and report them. Do not add any men you do not know on Facebook, regardless, as to whether they say they KNOW me. They DO NOT! I do not talk to them…EVER!!!! I can’t actually believe they’ve done that and the stuff i have been told they’ve been saying to you repulses me….and i’m a floozey!

And if you are one of those blokes (*close your ears & eyes little ones*) Don’t be a fucking digusting, lonely ass, piece of shit perverted wank machine. Have a little decency. Just because your life is sexually screwed up, don’t screw up the lives of our young. They need love, support and encouragement.  At times like this i always believe the wrong doer, simply needs a *cuddle.* However, the fact that you might put your cyber hand, up my cyber skirt…makes me believe I would rather rummage in a public loo and eat the ‘dollops’ of others, than commit to a hug of any sort. I guess my names been used for a lot of little things…but it’s never been used to scout and perv on teenage girls before. Loser. Loser. Disgusting. User. This is why girls like ME, do not like men like YOU. Done! *Mummy needs Wine!* Scroll. Delete!