I am now officially a Paris Hilton REJECT! I’ve been kicked to the curbio. Thrown off the telly. And drop kicked off the glorious Mountain of BBF land. Oh and just for the record…all that going on my blog stuff, and my career, was an answer to a question that the producer had asked me…which was ‘ what do you hope to do in life?’ (And had nothing to do with what they asked me about Paris, or the Competition.) …that was my poor attempt to say face. (LOL) CHAMPION!! God i keep fucking up. Hahaha. I can’t stop. Hold me!
Okay, I was devastated when i left…however more exhausted than anything. However, i figured my quailty of life away from BBF land was pretty damn good. So i had a lot to look forward too. Which is more than i can say about some of the others! (wink wink claw.) Just because i didn’t cry all the time, didn’t mean i didn’t show any emotion. ‘Happiness’ is an emotion. I laughed more than anyone on the show. I felt no need to shed tears. I was so lucky to be there. I was happy. And the thought of it suddenly being snatched away from me…didn’t scare me one bit. My normal life is WONDERFUL.
It was crazy that Samuel & Flic were up for discussion. They’re amazing. Flic should NOT have left, like EVER!! Especially when there were three less deserving people stooling around her, who for some reason were still there!! I mean come on now?? In my mind we were the most genuine, fun and strongest competitiors in the game. And i’m really not sad now, (so no more pity parties please) because well…i did a bloody GREAT job. I’m like the GREATEST Paris Hilton reject EVER. (She swigs her champers.) No really, i’m terribly positive about the whole experience. Great times. Good fun. And another thing to tag on the list of things i fucked up.
So lets rise to ‘Team SAMUEL.’ I actually feel relieved right now. No more secrets! I can get back to being Chrissie Wunna again. (Yes, i am drunk.) Luckily for me this isn’t the last you’ve heard of me. (Muahahaha!)
I need a stiff one and then a heavy session of severe Masturbation
Chrissie Wunna xxx