It’s another day of grooming, due to a ‘snowing in’ madness. I’m addicted to Twitter. I’m fancying people i shouldn’t be fancying and, my tan is almost soooo GREAT, that the white white of the fluffly iced snow, is making Me glow a delicious *shock* of orange. If you’re not glowing orange…you haven’t tried hard enough. Everything about me is dramatic, including my tan.
I’ve just been reading up on the world. I’m interested in everything that’s a happenning. My life. Your life. Everyones lives. Mainly things to do with entertainment. I’m a nosey little so and so. Yet I’m ACE at keeping secrets. It’s weird because i only like to know things for myself. I don’t need to know things to tell others. I can see or hear something extremely disturbing…laugh at it, then never mention it ever again, without the slightest bit of discomfort. I know so many things about so many people, who know so many things about Me, yet not once has any one on either side blurted anything out. I enjoy codes of *trust.*It’s sexy.
Anyway, I got distracted, what i did want to tell you about was the fact that i am extremely humoured by ‘Ian Stafford,’ a former Mayor, who has managed to get his merry self arrested by BREAKING into the precious homes of WOMEN and no, not raping them…but stealing THEIR DIRTY UNDERWEAR!!! How hilarious! All he wanted was their knickers! LOL. Weird to, because he doesn’t really look like a kinky underwear stealing pervert. He looks more like a ….Paedophile.
I’m also humoured and i shouldn’t be, by Robert Jackson, the Pontefract ‘Real Life’ Paedo, who preyed on a whole bunch of young school girls by offering them JELLY & ICE CREAM! Jelly & fucking ice-cream! Girls smarten up!! If a pervert offered ME jelly and Ice-cream, (minor or not,) i’d call him a CHEAP silly bastard and send his disgusting self on his merry little way. Try and have much higher standards! Make sure you are telling everyone you love, that you love them. Then they won’t end up in the clutches of darling perverts, who give them childrens party food and believe it’s the best thing ever. Jelly and fucking ice-cream?
I’ll leave you with this quote: ‘A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous’-Ingrid Bergman (I’d love one of those kisses)
Here’s my friend of the day! I’m introducing you to the actual people in my life…so you can picture it a bit better. Meet Justin Seitz…he’s a fitness model, a star of the Muscle Mags, very very popular with both the ladies & the men in Hollywood, and well not only is he one of my best best friends, but he was also my LA roomate. We had the most AMAZING home! And well we worked together, played together and well we only made out once. 😉 Haha..our first ever arguement was because i out right refused to sleep with him. Doors were slammed, hair was tossed, locks were bolted and everything. Hilarious time!
2 thoughts on “All snowed in…”
But fuck it, it’s better than waking up to….
an unshaved, drunk midget asleep on your chest with his drool running down towards your neck.
But fuck it, it’s better than waking up to….
an unshaved, drunk midget asleep on your chest with his drool running down towards your neck.
Lol…i love it DK. (Oh and i got ur email….interesting!)