Accicental wake up calls

Ugh! GODDAMN my little glitzy, kitten eyes for accidentally opening at five thirty in the morning, when BOTH my babies were so tried that they were fast asleep snoring!!! Just my luck. πŸ™‚ Once, i’m up. I’m up. I’m not one to laze about a rest, so here i am sat in the dark, by my bathroom door blogging…and JESUS…there are some CRAY CRAY winds going on outside. Hold onto you pants, winks and over the shoulder, boulder holders ladies, as there’s going to be a GALE. Bad hair days for everyone! (Oh…apart from @Wazza. πŸ™‚ )

My legs ache because they weren’t in heels yesterday. My legs work in the opposite way to most. Flats kill them. Heels nurture them. They open when you wish they were closed and they close when you boys…wish they were open. πŸ™‚ HAHA.

I have a whole jolly day of work ahead of me, yet i don’t mind,i adore work and well i have the day off tomorrow. Much Needed. I have a bit of a vino headache…but i’ll live and I FINALLY MANAGED TO DO THAT SKYPE CALL that I have been waiting to do for ages. I get aggravated when i miss things. My inner ‘fire sign’ goes bonkers for a second before i laugh it off with a wiggle. It kinda made me fill to the brim with the jollies…in fact with me missing the call all the time, it sort of felt like an achievement. LOL. But yes..i’m hoping all is well and that the weekend will get organized with bells and everything.

I’m looking around and i have Christmas pressies wedged in the most random places, ALL OVER MY HOME. Rubes is a nightmare and NEEDS to find them. Good luck to ANY guy that ends up with my daughter…hole, wallet….burnt into flames. If there’s a slot…there’s a secret Christmas present wedged in it. πŸ™‚ So, it’s a good thing ‘Sticky Vicky’ doesn’t live here, as things would get a tad bit immoral. It’d bring a whole new meaning to the Scroogey ‘Fuck Christmas’ attitude.

IT IS MY TWO DAY BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN FOLKS. Am i winding you up with it? Do any of you even care??? πŸ™‚ I’m growing up another year. I’ve graced this world with my fabulous presence for another wiggle…You can all get a bit more excited about it if you want. HAHAHA. I hate it when people ho hum’ their birthday with a ‘it’s just another day.’ I AM THE OPPOSITE. My ego tells me that the 19th is amazing, simply because i was born on it. πŸ™‚

Okay, godda get ready for work.

Are you buying lashes?

Do it.


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