Today i’m hard at work all day. I have a day of grooming, which at one point in my life was a mere girly hobby, yet now has been turned into a job. Luckily, i’m the vainest bastard you’ll ever meet & the most girliest of girls, with a sexy masculine streak…therefore todays work schedule is what i like to classify as GREATNE
S S. (Maybe i could add a ‘Bitches’ onto that!!) Purr….
Okay so yeah, i’m going to get pulled at, tugged at, fitted, and poked (oh-er.) I’m going to have fabricy ideas thrown at me, designers books, shoes and samples a plenty. Then personally taken around a shopping centre to pick out any ‘ooh laa’ i like!! YAAAAAY!! It’s a whole, hair, face, style…day of Wunnaness. And i really can’t actually wait. My plan is to come up with zero change of image and just add MORE MORE MORE flash to the ‘Pussy’ Look. Oh and get things for free.. (by doing the ‘I really love this’– followed by the ‘gimme gimme’ kitten face.)
I think the idea of today is that i create a whole new image for myself and do it with champagne breaks. I get to stand there and ‘yes’ and ‘no’ things, until i’ve decided exactly what I think works. I NEVER let anyone tell me what to wear, or how to look. It’s a form of expression that only YOU can decide. REMEMBER THAT!!! I hate it when people ask my opinion on their image. You really should know what you like. And yeah i get made fun of all the time…for strutting around in my Glamour Puss deliciousness. But i care not one bit, because at the end of the day….it’s funny. (‘Cha Ching!!!’) And if you could do it…you would too. It’s just a bit of fun. I do things MY way. I believe it works for me better. You have to work what you’ve got….and just because you’re not doing so (haha, you can tell i got hate mail last night)…you shouldn’t ‘party pooper’ on the ones that are. It’s not big, it’s not clever and it’s certainly not ‘Worth my time.’ (she swigs her cocktail and holds up her ‘Pass’ card.)
I’m in a bit of a rush…but i’ll check in later. In the meantime i will be twittering my tragicness. I love you mucho.