I’m feeling amazing today. No real reason why? I just feel AMAZING. And it’s always the best kinda ‘AMAZING,’ when you have no real reason to be happy…yet you just are. It rocks. I’m beaming. I kitten rolled out of the ‘right side of the bed,’ I guess? Maybe it’s the weather? Nah! I don’t even have wine? It must just be life. However, regardless, who needs a flipping reason. When you just feel great, you just feel great and I’ll put that in my frillies and………..wait…
(I don’t know what I was going to say there…? But see how smart I am now…I felt my fingers type ‘frillies’ and disciplined them…momentarily.)
GOD! FEELING AMAZING AND SMART TODAY! There are trophies for that i’m sure!!
To be honest, It could’ve gone the other way! (What a surprise.) AS, I could’ve felt really disappointed at around 9am. HOWEVER, because I was already prepared and because i actually grew up a bit…;) I wasn’t. I took life on the chin and weirdly felt great, in fact supportive…and just ‘37 year old’ got it.
‘See! I’m not as much as a douche as you thought.’
You always think you have it hard, until to realize that others may have it a little harder. And It’s when you grow to understand people….or a person in particular…is when you become strong. You become free. That’s why I swear that communication is KEY.
I grew up today…and it rocked.
(There’s this really strange lady, in a long pink coat and a feathery fascinator on her head, galloping around, by racing horses, ‘hooting and hollering’ like she’s…well fucking nuts, Lol. She’s right in front of my eyes, on a tv screen. The zaniest combo. I mean she looks so posh, yet galloping so nuttily. She definitely can’t have had babies and just bred horses instead, because women who have had babies DO NOT GALLOP, nor do we BOUNCE ON THINGS. I had this conversation at a child’s birthday party on Sunday.)
ME: ‘I don’t trampoline or bounce on things. Anything could fall out of me.’
Other Mum: ‘Thank God you said that, cos I draw the line at bouncing…’
Junior: ‘Mum, can you get me another fish finger…’
(Literally, Elvis, your lost car keys..ANYTHING could fall out of me, if HUMANS HAVE….TWICE. I don’t bounce….on much. ;))
I went to Specsavers today for my 2 year eye test. I love and hate eye tests, yet today it was a breeze. There’s something so comforting and sexy about dark dark rooms, spits of light, whilst your half blind and the joy of cosiness, isn’t there.
The usual two bits I don’t like…is the part where they *puff* fast air into your eye balls. That parts shit. I hate that. AND when the poor optician has to get really REALLY close to your face with his torch, to shine his light in your eyes.
Today…I aced it. I loved it. I’m in a good mood remember. AND he loved that I had a blog. My eyes are dandy! My Optician is a gem and the service that I received today was by far five star! We even got to banter as he showed me ipad shots of the back of my eye.
Me: ‘I don’t know how you do that every day without getting creeped out.’
My eye test was hilarious, because I could just see? So I couldn’t tell much of a difference between stuff?
‘Is it sharper with 1, or sharper with 2?’
‘I can’t tell?? They’re the same. I’m so sorry, I’m so rubbish at this game.’
‘It’s not a game. It’s real life. Is it sharper with 3 or with 4?’
‘They’re similar?? I’m gonna go with 3? Wait! I’m lying to you. 4!’
‘I knew you were lying to me…Lol…That’s why I changed the lens. I had a hunch. Don’t lie to me.’
I kinda just wanted a Corona….All I could see was the pub. 🙂
‘I hope, i’m interesting in your blog.’
Anyway, the staff and service couldn’t be better at Specsavers. It really couldn’t. I was so impressed. I was even a ‘Diva’ afterwards and asked for a spare free set, because I needed to go to the gym…and with a sly smile and a bit of cheeky love…they gave me one, to make me feel better.
‘Thank you for catering to my Diva Request. Lol. Honestly, i’ll live…it doesn’t matter that much…’
Lady: ‘I’ve got them for you. 😉 ‘
Me: ‘Aww, I feel bad now. Lol’
(I didn’t. 😉 )
But GOSH YES, LIVE IS CURRENTLY AMAZING. I don’t actually know why i’m so happy. I just am…
Find your happy….
It’s worth it…