Happn Fears & What I want from a Guy


‘Happn,’ is driving me nuts. I’m already having to maybe delete it  and it’s the only dating site that i’m flipping on!! I’m doomed. If you don’t know what it is, it’s a dating site that finds the people that you’ve immediately crossed paths with, helping you to find singles within a 200m radius! In Pontefract, there really are rubbish options. Firstly not that many are really bothered about ‘Happn’ as it’s more of a big city bustly thing. In Doncaster there’s better choices, yet i’m always near a train station, so my suitors are usually from somewhere else but about to board the next train to London or something? I can’t love for them running off.

The terrifying thing about it this particular site, is the fact that if someone, a guy, a girl.. likes you they will send you a charm. That’s nice if you like them, but if you don’t you better have your running shoes on, and start legging it, as they could literally be right next to you in the queue, the next store, on the same train as you…I’m too much of a ‘Puss’ to run. I’m in heels.  (I just wanted to take this moment to say WELL DONE TO MY GIRL GOD VICTORIA for running the London Marathon! Her selfies after that run were amazing! No one looks that good after running that far!! She’s hot! And even got her lashes and tan done for the run! HAHAHA. I adore her! What an achievement. I can’t even run away from strangers from a dating site and look good…let alone in booty shorts and on a televised running show.)

But yes, Happn is not being good to me. It’s like my inbox…a Willy Wonka factory of Boners. I mean there’s even TEENAGERS ON THERE and i’m flipping a hundred years old. I don’t date teenagers….on Wednesdays! Or unless i’m drunk at Biggies! Please!

I mean GOD, even Tony (who’s my friend anyway) was on my list of suitors..shirtless!!! Lol. He’s everywhere…on every site going…he’s currently on the *prowl* …even Tinder has run out of ‘girls in his area’ for him to swipe…HAHAHA. It’s actually a shame as he’s a really great guy… I love Tony, but for me, when he’s your best Pontefract suitor…and you know him already….you’re fucked. And I hate to say it, as it will inflate his ego tenfold…but out of my area options…he was actually the best looking one.


Victoria did tell me that I wasn’t going to find the man of my dreams here. Awesome! *Weeps.* Lol.  So like i said, i’m sitting pretty and letting ‘the flow’ of life happen naturally. I’m happy and i’m positiive that happy people find all sorts goodies, treasure…no…that’s pirates and thieves? Anyway, I can’t wait until she gets married..I’ve told her to strut all the way down the isle…and when she gets to the top of the walkway, instead of looking at Guy, (her hubby to be,) she has to pull out her iphone and take a Selfie! HAHAHAHAHA. But on a serious note, she gives me hope! 🙂 🙂 They both do! Would i get married again…to the right guy…YES.

I know what i’m looking for in a man. I say it all the time and it’s funny how boys approach me. I don’t know if they read the blog, or just guess, then act upon what they think i’ll like, instead of just being themselves…but either way….I’ll feel it immediately. (The connection…not goolies.) But it’s about being mentally stimulated and physically attracted to them all at the same time for me. They need to know how to treat the girl that they desire… really well. They need to have loved, not be afraid to love and know what they’re doing! I want them to be sexy, i want them to be smart. I want them to be openly romantic. I want them to work hard. Be a decent human morally and be a great father. And that’s just to list a few bits and bobs…

Right now, i’m just enjoying the present and not fretting about the future. I’m planning for it…but not stressing about it. (I remember telling Lydia to do that…and she didn’t listen. LOL.)

Other than that, Ruby let a strange man ‘window cleaning’ man into the home whilst i was in the kitchen, and asked the Takeway guy to date me. Grannies are currently sat next to me, talking abut periods. Grannies don’t have periods do they??? I need to do foot rubs with Lisa…I love it whenever Lisa comes into my work with her hubby. She’s one of my favourites…and i need to do Prosecco with her. I’ve had a rude looking burger. Look!

And to help you believe in romance…here’s a throwback picture for you…It of the time when i was married to Keiran…and we were on our annual family holiday in the woods….he made an ‘I love you’ sign out of Giant Jenga in the woods, whilst i was 8 months pregnant, hormonal and moody. Then he climbed up an enormous tree to take a photograph of it, so that i could see it later. We’re separated now and we’re both happy…but it’s just a nice memory to have…and it’s the GOOD memories that you need to remember and treasure..as that’s all you’ll have when you’re on your last few year, doing ya knitting on your rocking chair..

Let the Knight Venture…


Feeling sassy today! I’m on my last day of my four days off (remember that I wrote this earlier) and i’ve made sure (after doing such a work stretch) that I pampered myself appropriately. I’ve done babies, boys  and pretty much all sorts. So now it’s me time. I always say that we as people (mainly women) tend to forget to treat ourselves, once in a while. We should do it weekly. Especially Mums. Today, I’ve shopped for dresses, scheduled two nights out, one for this weekend, one for 2 weeks after, I booked myself hair extensions that I have just got done at ‘Talking Heads’ Doncaster and whilst i’m enjoying a quick coffee, whilst I blog, I’ve managed to book in to get my nails done at 2pm. (All before a school run and in a different town to where I live…meaning it’s more of an adventure.)

I was talking about ‘adventure’ with Cloughey last night. I told you, we’ve been chatting lots and like i said, he’s a decent discovery as although we’re quite different, we get along surprisingly well. People’s paths cross at different times deliberately, ( a reason, a season, a lifetime) so for some reason, right now…we’re meant to be chatting about life with one another. We’re both quite good at seeing the ‘good’ in any situation…we’re both open about everything…honest….and that’s all much easier via ‘inbox’, yet the only thing that’s different is the fact that i’m the Queen of ‘skin to the wind’ adventure and he’s very…well as he would say ‘terra firma.’ Lol. I’ll venture off to hotel nights, lavish do daa’s, other worlds countries, beds..all sorts…Lol…at a more than likely at  a moments notice…as he enjoys the comfort and safeness of his own home. I want to be stabilized. He wants to dip his toe into the pool of adventure. And there you have it. He actually said that you sort of ‘create your own prison’ when you aren’t adventurous. See! I enjoy how he words things. Yet, I stated that all madness needed to be punctuated, in order to make sense. This was after I compared him to Mary Poppins and he called referred to me as ‘dark.’ (‘No ones’ ever related me to Poppins before.’ )

Everything’s changing in my world right now and everything’s new. It’s like living a whole new chapter, but actually feeling it. It’s strange, having your world turn completely the other way around for the better, or for a different *peek* at existence, yet i’m used to it and love it. I can shimmie it off with a wink and champion it with a ‘Hooray.’

The babies are doing well. They’re excited for my new beginnings (oh i have a new line of work coming up) as it gives me more time with them…and well last night was gorgeous as both children, separately came up to me before bed…kissed me and well Junior gave me a red heart that he made out of Playdoh and told me that he loved me….then Ruby gave me a bundle of bluebells that she had picked for me, after sticking a ‘smiley face’ sticker over my heart to make sure i was happy. It’s moments like that, even though they fight and tantrum…that let me know that i’m doing a good job. They are the most loving babies ever. So if i haven’t taught them much, i’ve taught them all about the art of love, being loved and showing love. BINGO! (Oh and how to ADORE Mummy, appropriately! 😉 ) I’m good like that with other beings. Whether you like or loathed me…you know to treat me, because i have given you that memo.

Other than all that… i’ve had a big clean out at home and enjoyed it. I kept the children. 😉 Yet, I also kept finding neckties all over my bedroom floor? I have no clue? I really don’t know? There was a grey one, a black one, a blue one??? And I’m not that lucky in love to have had so many ‘suits’ pass it. Lol. Lord knows who’s been in there? As the can’t be Ben’s? He was always in his hoodie. 🙂 But i’m giving them away, after i’ve shot in them for lifestyle pictures.

I’m feeling happy to be single today. My inbox is full of boys just trying to chatter. I’m being offered love, sex, friendships, willies, kindness, even plane tickets to Bermuda (I know.)   It kinda makes me feel empowered…even though i don’t really chat back, unless i know them. It’s important to enjoy being single, even though you, believe in love. I’m just currently sitting confidentially knowing that he’ll find me. He’ll come get me…I’m not one to complicate love like others…i enjoy the simplicity of it. If a guy truly desires you…he’ll find a way to make you his. If he doesn’t…he’s not that bothered. It’s how they are made.

(The Doctor hasn’t messaged me today…On Friday he was offering me massages to relax me…today, and after caving for the weekend…nothing. Even the ‘The Bachelor’ was rubbish last night and i’m a huge Juan Pablo fan. All it was, was a Latino boning chicks in a ‘Fantasy Suite’ yet refusing to commit. Lol)

I’m back to working hard soon and well…the good thing about me when it comes to finding Mr.Right, is that I know what I want. It’s all about the connection, yet the other things matter to me also, as i’m not a teen or a lost 20 something anymore…I’m fully grown. It is weird that I haven’t managed to find a ‘match’ in so long…yet like i said…he’ll come…I can feel it.


The Spanish Doc, Sex & Dating Sites


I’m on this crazy blog catch up and it’s killing me! Not having a cyber home to dilly dally my life out onto, means that I’ve bundled up all these juicy life events and emotions, that I know i’m going to have to report and well want to report, yet of course…i’ve not been able to. So bare with me. All i’ve done is keep note, write notes…which if you know how disorganized i am means that all i’ve done is jotted down ‘one words’ here and there, on random bits of anything…even the top wrists of strangers, that will remind me of the event and hopefully *trigger* me back to a moment…the moment. A great deal is actually happening or has happened to me…that now i have an overload of ‘notes’ that I NEED TO SHIMMIE OUT, like luscious greedy eyed…belly dancers…. immediately. *Smash plates here, just because you’re mad. Air kiss afterward.*

I rushed to a coffee shop, armed with a seed parfait, (and of course a couple of dresses that i picked up along the way from Topshop because they were divine and on sale…I even did a backwards run to buy them…a girls goddaa do, what a girls godda do *giggles,*) but yes…I was going mental, but honestly it’s fine. I’ve been writing out my thoughts ready… for the big old blog to get set back up.



(I’m actually knackered right now, because i spent the entire evening not sleeping and instead Googling Shakespeare quotes about flowers and love. Lol. Makes a change from Googling the words ‘leopard print’ or ‘Chrissie Wunna.’ But yes…Bloom and Wild my most favourite flower delivery service in the entire world, and simply because they’re modern yet romantic. You should all be doing it. I mean, what is better than fresh cut flowers that you can arrange yourself!!! It beats the normal, yet still thoughtful bouquet…but yes, they were looking for a quote for their new packaging, so i went online to try and find a delicious one…but i got distracted, randomly obsessed with who i used to call ‘Shake a speare, Sister’ I have no clue why? However, anyway, I then Googled star signs for about an hour. I’m into that, if you didn’t know. I shouldn’t be…but i am. ‘Simple Ben’ used to tell me that it was all a load of pants…Yet, I adore the art of believing that the stars you were born under, may somewhat signify a joyous bundle of personality traits that you, as a delightful sexy human…are made up of. I am like a Dec 19th, Sagittarian Female.)

Anyway, today in my world it’s Sunday April 24th. (That is when i wrote this.) By the time this goes out it probably won’t be at all April. So, ill try and catch you up…

I’ve been chatting to a boy…the ‘new addition’ that has pretty much has placed himself in my mind…constantly. Remember, I have a one track mind, so when i’m focused, I’m focused. I’m not a wishy washy kinda gal, even though i play ‘wishy washy, often. Anyway, I’m amazed by him and find myself messaging him literally every moment that I can, that i have spare that I can find! I even get excited when i see those three ‘message dots’ in a bubble wiggling, which tells me that he’s replying to me. *I KNOW, I KNOW, I’M TRAGIC.* He’s funny, he’s smart…he’s lots of things and has pulled me in. I even told I’m that I owe him a ‘gold star’ simply for being ‘sooooo clever.’ 😉 I’ve definitely romanticized/ glamourised it all in my head…i know this… and i have told him that…HAHA. Yet i can’t help it. I’m like that aren’t I! I’m feisty, i’m sassy, but a chick who wishes upon  stars and dreams of the fairytale. I don’t have it yet..but I WILL once day. To be honest, I think that i’ve managed to adapt myself appropriately to the life that i have lived, the experiences that I’ve had and the way that folk have treated me, the good with the bad. I do it well…and i’m happy, I’m fierce. I’m laughing at life! However, i’ve also noticed that i’m living in some crazy modern day age of dating, which is driving me NUTS. Jesus!

Obviously, It’s a Tinder, Plenty of Fish, world out there, be you 17 or 73 and it’s sooo frustrating.And yeah, i get it, people are busy or don’t get out much to meet others…I’m a busy girl, i work hard…but boys, men, all sorts DO still tinker my path, regardless. I hate online dating, and the stereotypical ‘i’m on a site’ chitter chatter. I’m not on any site but ‘Happn’ and i chose to be on that because I enjoyed the IDEA of the app alerting you when a guy you may like is LITERALLY  crossing life paths with you,…in that exact moment. Some weirdo sent me a charm and i didn’t reply. I sent a Doctor a charm..and he didn’t reply. Lol. (This was yonks ago…it’s not that Doctor.) And well i just don’t go online like that to date, like the rest of my chick friends. Plus, i’m in a different position to them. It all just ends in ‘i’ve blocked you’ or the handsome has ‘signed off,’ anyway. Well that’s what my chick friends tell me. 🙂 What’s sexy about that???  I’m literally stuck in a weird time of ‘dating.’ Nothing seems raw, or romantic or like the fairytale i hope it to be?? I’m panicking a bit. I want to be wooed, cherished, respected and loved. I don’t want someone to send me a cyber charm or score me out of 10, then show me a picture of their willy. *Weeps here.* I’m too old for this shit. HAHA. Just a normal, works hard, amazing, loyal guy, who adores me will do…no ‘charms’…no ‘likes’ no ‘bitch i’ve blocked you.’

As we’re on about dating…

I haven’t talked to the Spanish Doctor in what seems like ages…I came off my 10 days and he came off his busy work week, had family stress and all sorts. I was meant to schedule a date, well a second meet up for the four days that I was off…yet during those days…he had already scheduled himself away to go caving in Wales, with his brother. I got this message..(Wait, let me find it on Whatsapp…?)

Me: ‘So what was it you said you’re doing this weekend?’

Doc: ‘Extreme caving underground in old mines, zip lining and climbing, with falls and jumps, on ropes at 1800ft on Sunday. Then i’m downhill biking on Saturday in North Wales. Wish u were in my arms now. I want to undress you as I kiss ur lips.’

All i did was chill with my babies all weekend, and drink inferior cocktails from a can. (The Pimms one is shit.)  And even though, i internally decided that i’m going to see him again, the initial ‘flush’ of the connection seems to have dimmed a bit for me and i don’t know if it’s because of work and we both haven’t had time, or i’ve gone off him a little…as he seems more insecure about himself now. Lovely being,..but i like brave…or no that’s not what i mean, i enjoy truth…so if you’re not brave…you shouldn’t pretend to be and vice versa.  He’s definitely not as attentive and I’m shattered i wanted time with my children this weekend and go it, so i’m please. However, because i gave him my word.. i was still prepared to see him, regardless..He’s busy and during his free time he wants to feel free and at one with nature. I get that he needs escapism. Yet he’s closed about things now. I mean he still tells me how much he likes me, how beautiful I am and how much he had thought of me daily..without fail and has asked that i see him one evening next week if i’m free. So, i know that he likes me. And when we meet we get on swimmingly. Yet we hardly get to meet, meaning the connection dims and i’m not a little girl like that, they don’t need to be on my doorstep and with me 24/7 by any means. I believe people need freedom to be happy. Yet if you actually liked someone with every inch of your being…the excitement you have for them, doesn’t dim, right? …And i hate saying that, as i adore the *swirl.* And i’m sure that if i visited him again…and I will…i’ll feel the swirl once more. Yet. that ‘swirl’ should remain regardless.

PLUS now, i’m kinda concerned about the ‘sexy’ aspect of it all. Lol. He’s very forward in the sexual department, I don’t know if he pushes it to hide behind, or he’s just a hornball and is excited by me…I’m certainly no prude…we know that. I’m sensual by nature and very in tune with that side of womanhood.Yet,  i’ve got to ‘chemistry’ with someone more before i decide i want to (I was gonna say ‘bone them’ then, HAHA) well have sex with them. I mean God, if i had sex with every boy that told me they were captivated by me, i’d be………well just a dingle, dangle, dirty…. slag. HAHAH. (One boy messaged me yesterday rambling on about me being so fake, nasty and boring because i never replied to him. It started off by him asking me out…I said nothing, he had an entire conversation with himself…lol..got mad with himself and them BLOCKED ME. HAHAHAH. It was a charm to watch. I enjoy the madness of people, it’s literally so interesting to witness all sorts of reactions, when you do absolutely nothing at all. People are hard on themselves and without that guy actually knowing, he sort of accidentally  showed me all his insecurities in one fail swoop. Still didn’t fall for it though. Prick. 🙂 )

But yeah, I don’t know what to do about the Spanish Doctor now? I’ll see him again and i know it’ll be lovely. I’m just not ready to share sheets with him…and i get that he’s hot blooded, I get the Latin temperament. I was married to a Mexican. Lol. (Once.) And i get that he’s clever and knows how to try to seduce me…but so am I…and it doesn’t work. (I’m getting a flash back now of when he *rolled his eyes* because I wanted to talk and he just wanted to snog me, to try and get in my pants. Lol.) I’m much more on the ball than others believe… yet  i’m also schooled in the art of boys and dating. A department that he lacks experience in. So yes, i’ll see him and we’ll have amazing time…but i’m not putting out…and we’ll see how he reacts, as i think with busy’ness and everything else, like a mild distance…issues and all sorts…it’d end up being some kind of relationship where i’d meet him, he’d bone me and then i’d go home. And nothing is so snazzy about that. Wooing me is only good, if you potentially hope to love me…and never works if you’re ONLY trying to get into my frillies. I’m too clever for that. I’ll bite you. But remember he’s not a bad guy…he’s just been through a tough time with a alternate girl previously. I can smell it…







And we’re back up and running! YeeeEEEEeeeeah Baby! *Cocktail chinks here…Conga Lines….Air Kisses…and Pelvic trusts!*

I cannot even tell you how bizarre it’s actually been coming home after a busy work day, or waking up early before the babies have wiggled out of bed and NOT HAVING a blog to write. It’s been awful. Murder, I tells ya! I’ve felt disconnected. Almost burdened with so much Wunna info that I was unable to spew out. I’ve been drinking more, sleeping less and and twiddling my thumbs to the merry sound of life. It’s got me down. (The Queen had a birthday. Prince is died…my Beiber obsession turned mental…all sorts.) I’ve literally been lost without my blog and mainly because i’m a massive attention whore, I enjoy routine, i have this eternal need to express or inspire, my blog is my therapy, it’s kinda the emotionally ’empty out’ as I put it 😉 …babies are made that way also incase you needed a little help…and well…I sort of just enjoy to write. So yeah, having no little piece of rented cyber space, that has my name whopped upon it, has nearly killed me. I did the try to make like Buddha and be patient thing, with it being a virtue n’all… and succeeded to a point, right? 🙂 Yet in the end, I made the executive decision to go berserk, with a ‘fuck it,’ a moan and an ‘i cant handle this.’ But i’m BACK! MwaHaha. ‘LOOK AT ME. READ ABOUT ME. BE ME. ADORE ME. ANYTHING…MEEEEEEEEEEE!’ *Throws you an eyeliner to draw slanty eyes on your face and a bit of old weave.*

I don’t even know where to start? Lots has happened.

I did my 10 day work stretch. Knew I would champion it. I always do. On Day 2, i felt like shit. But by Day 9…even though it was stressful and busy, i just got on with it and did it with a smile on my face, fun with Chloe (who honestly tells me the most strangest stories that have no beginning, middle or end Lol)  and victory ‘karate chopped’ life. I’m unscathed. Untouched. Just Fabulous! In fact now that I’ve diddled the 10 days, it wasn’t so bad. I wouldn’t go as far as to say I enjoyed it, as it was pretty much equivalent to banging my head between a rock and a hard place most of the time…with a stress rash…and a Bimbo smile…Oh and tits. But i did it and in Wunna land, feeling some sense of achievement makes everything all rosy. I have four whole days of NEW, NEW, NEW…FRESH, FRESH, FRESH. I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!! (But i have news on that, as remember that these are back dated blogs.)

Where to begin?? Okay? Erm..? Keiran and I are getting on well. We’re parenting Junior like pro’s now, even though he told me that he couldn’t pick Junior up from nursery, then picked Junior up from nursery meaning we bumped into each other. I had a rush face. He was all tanned and in short shorts…and we babied Junior in the middle of a car park, as all he wanted was cuddles and kisses from us both. It was actually lovely and it’s great to be getting on with Keiran again. He’s still doing those ‘healing eyes’ at me, which tells me his heart still loves (which is essential for co parenting perfectly, his eyes watched me this time, properly) and well during this time, Keiran was stating that I should probably refrain from dating anyone…like ever. His exact words. I just looked at him and said, ‘I can’t stay single forever!!!’ But he just looked at me like i could and I should lol…then finished off by saying ‘Who says you’re going to be single forever?’ (I think it’s because i made him a sandwich the other day.) Then as he nearly got run over by a girl named ‘Emily,’ (he has that affect on women,) Junior made us stretch an entire industrial (one of those metal spring back ones? Fuck knows? I’m a chick!! Lol) But yeah, Junior made us stretch an entire tape measure across the car park, as far as it would go…as he watched in awe and amazement. So there we were five years on, stood in the middle of a parking lot, in the six o clock evening Summer sunshine…with the full length of a tape measure pulled between us…just because we created a human that we both share and love more than anything in this world. That’s what we have in common. (He still feels for me me. I can tell.)

Then I started talking to ‘Cloughey.’ He’s the new current addition in Wunna land. I’ve been chatting to him lots recently. I never really knew him before so it’s been good to sort of discover him and feel intrigued by him. I am MASSIVELY hooked on Cloughey right now. There’s something about him that’s magnetic…I just find him interesting and I love interesting people. It’s my ‘thang.’ We’ve actually chatted lots and for ages…as i haven’t been sleeping (DON’T TAKE MY BLOG AWAY AGAIN WAZ) and he’s been working nights. So in those moments where it’s not really day, but not really still classed as night…we’ve been chatting and about all sorts…and with this weird honesty and *winks.* He’s been impressing me. Not deliberately. Maybe deliberately? Lol. But nonetheless…the same result has occurred. Interesting guy. I’m intrigued. He’s both ‘global’ and just ‘going with it.’ The fact that he’s shocked that I might bother to have a conversation with him, somewhat worries me, as my persona gets the better of me most for the time. I’m not evil, nor am I the sweetest berry in the pie. I’m fun, sassy, but kind. I’m the kindest sasserilla you’ll ever meet. But I enjoy this boy because he’s positive and open about previously being negative. He’s creative. He writes. He’s clever. He’s smart. Lots of things. But one of our convo’s basically stated that know matter what life decides to throw at you, it’s important to be able to catch it, remold it to your benefit and be able to live….happily…in the most positive way you can…regardless. There is more on him….it is a space that I am watching…He’s a mind Wizard, who wants champagne in the woods. Interesting… Interesting..*works overtime*… Interesting..

Then Lee, my favourite Policeman’s came into my work to see me. He’s all worried now (as am I)  because it’ll be ages now before he gets his almost daily Wunna fix and having no blog to refer to, has moderately disturbed him and a bundle of humans across the globe. I have an inbox full of people asking me what i’m doing, and when i’m going to report it all? I obviously love that! It’s my juice, isn’t it! 😉 I saw him Friday, as i worked and the next time i’ll see him he’ll be married (‘cold feet’ much…hahaha, but for guys it’s much harder to jolly on to the merry sound of ‘COMMITMENT & FOREVER,’ isn’t it? LOL.) We get on really well I told you. He’s like my guy best friend. A watchful, overprotective big brother. A GREAT GUY. A soft soul. We tell each other EVERYTHING. He enjoys making fun of the Spanish Doctor and I enjoy telling him to concentrate on his own life of ‘soon to be’ marital bliss. 🙂 Worked out for Me…EVERY TIME. 🙂 Haha. He’ll come back with a wedding ring itching his finger Lol…the poorest timing and a tshirt tan from Barbados….and might even have made little Policemen babies?

Y’know, Lee’s always been really kind to me. I’ll never forget the whole hospital magazine ting. Ting? Thing! Hold up, I obviously believe i’m in the Carribean!!!  Haha. I heart good people, or people who make an effort to care. Our rapport is good. I’ll miss him loads. Plus, he’s the guy that would protect me from bad things a happening….I like that! He sees it as a guys role naturally and there’s nothing worse to me than a weedy guy who daren’t protect a chick, and i don’t just mean physically. I’m a girl and I may be outspoken and brave…but i’m non confrontational, I don’t make fuss out of nothing either…yet if someone was talking or doing rubbishy things to someone i actually cared about, i’d immediately step in and sort it!!! If anything, i’ve found a really great friend in Lee. Nice surprise life! Cheers! I think i’m just a girl who needs a guy who serves a different purpose in every corner…just in case.

(I’m in Starbucks. The one in Doncaster. It used to be my favourite, as I swear they only used ot hire young, hot, model boys. Now it’s full of girls. Lol. And i’ve just had to clean around the toilet in the ‘LADIES.’ WHAT WOMAN WEES ON THE FUCKING SEAT!!! STOP IT. IT’S MUCKY! {Plus, I have better things to do than tissue up your urine, simply so i can take part in my own piddle. There am I , in my full ‘big hair, don’t care’ and lippy, all over eyelashesd and pouty…wiping up some other ladies wee, privately in a coffee shop loo. Life at thirty five.)





Easy Day, Drinks With Lyds & Cloughey The Wizard


Day 7 and i’m completely on doss mode now. It seems once i’ve accomplished the majority, I sort of tango with a mixture of ‘yeah the bulk is down’ and ‘can’t be botheredness’ 🙂 therefor instead i commit to having fun. It’s plain sailing now, even if it gets really busy. I’ve championed the hardest part…so yeah, roll on the next four day because i’ll breeze with a wink. (I won’t do it very well…but i’ll breeze them.)

I was sort of on ‘can’t be bothered’ mode yesterday as everything was a ballache. However since Keiran had Junior for the evening and Pete has Ruby until late (even though Pete’s being more selfish than Keiran right now, as he likes to fit in his social life, regardless a to whether i get one or not. Keiran’s now the opposite and i love him for it,) I decided to fit in a couple of after work drinks at the local with work mate and date stylist Lydia. She was feeling all down because her ‘love swirl’ was on panic mode. She keeps stressing about the ‘what if’ in the future, then fully enjoying the present. Lol. So she needed a drink and a wing woman. I just wanted to celebrate my ‘done the hump of my 10 days’ with a couple wines…so we clocked off and both ventured out, looking as glam as we could to say we had worked all day. (The great thing about us is that we get ready at the speed of light. By the time half an hour was up…I was outside her house ready…)

We had such a great time ..

and it felt great to actually be publicly social again. I bumped into Rich mid drinks, who was on a dinner and that was good…as he stopped by to say ‘hello’ and it wasn’t weird or awkward at all..it was actually GREAT to chat to him. So i felt much better.

Lydia and I must have talked about EVERYTHING. Mainly boys and our love lives, but EVERYTHING. I was trying to teach her the ways of dating, over bottles of wine and gin and tonics…and we laughed, giggled, got to know each other better and had the best time ever. We’re doing a bigger night soon, as that was just ‘after work’ Sunday drinks! She’s so much fun and well it was good to venture to The Broken Bridge after The Carleton, because I she told me a lot about herself and her personality…y’know the stuff that had happened to her..and i loved that as it meant she felt open enough to chatter to me about her life, her world..and everything in between.

She actually ended up getting text messages from the boy that is her heart’s desire and I then noticed that I hadn’t got any from the Doctor yesterday! HOW ODD. But then like a charm…as soon as he got back from driving..(he was driving back from Wales) I got my ‘You’re so beautiful, thinking about you, can’t wait to have you in my arms’ message…:) 🙂 and then he messaged me all night,

I text fought with Ben all yesterday. The puzzle isn’t that hard, but he literally has no idea how to make anything right with me.

I finally got Ruby back, whilst i scoffed Burmese food that my mum had got me and I watched the last part of ‘The Bachelor.’ God i adore JUAN PABLO.

Ruby got back poorly and isn’t able to venture to school today. Poor thing. And well, I couldn’t sleep? I fell asleep…but then found myself awake at 1am. So i did what any girl in need would do and put it up as a Facebook status. 🙂

And guess who came to my rescue. Cloughy!! Now, remember i don’t know Cloughy that well, but he began chittering me with, because of the log cabins that we’re both going to. We’ve chattered quite a bit since then..on and off..always funny, always interesting.

But last night, whilst he was on a night shift, or whatever he was doing? Cloughy managed to cradle my soul mentally and calm me enough to send me to sleep. Lol. He really did. He’s like some mental mind wizard…(he put that on his CV) and i’m finding him more and more interesting because right now, i’m into mental stimulation…one of the main reasons that I like the Spanish Doctor, other than the fact that he’s so romantic…is the fact that for once i feel mentally stimulated. Cloughy mentally stimulates me and it’s a nice surprise because i wouldn’t have guessed it. We did have to start again because we were playing some twisted version of ‘ball knocking’ Inception. He stole my dreams and replaced them with his profile picture. But yes…I was impressed, because he managed to puppet me…from across town…and send some Asian Glamour Puss to sleep…without being a bore, but just manipulating her mind….by accident. Super impressed, It made me sexy. He should do that to all  girls…he’d have his ‘wizard stick’ out all the time.




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Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaYour everywhere Cloughy
Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughI’m here, I’m there, I’m everywhere
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaCan you bring me some water and tell me a bedtime story about pigs. K’thanx
Steven James Clough
Steven James Clough You live within close proximity of taps and you have glorious technology in your hand, I believe my work isn’t needed
Chrissie Wunna

Chrissie WunnaJust felt like hearing about ones that build houses out of straw….would send me to sleep…right?

Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughOh out like a light I’m sure
Chrissie Wunna

Chrissie WunnaAll you’ve given me is ‘Once upon a time….I’m global…’ Lol

Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughIsn’t it comforting?
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaWeirdly…..yes
Steven James Clough
Steven James Clough I’ve knocked it outta the park yet again
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaYes, yes, I get, I get it…you’re a ball knocking champion
Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughThat could mean two things, both apply
Chrissie Wunna

Chrissie Wunna*Very bad imagery is occurring*

Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughNo fault of mine, you set the dominoes falling
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaI’m my own worst enemy. Oh lord! Surely you’re not going to send me to sleep with emotional issues!!! #somechicksgetflowers #cuddles#massages
Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughI’m unconventional, have an image of ball knocking
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaLol i want to start again! #cantsleep
Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughLike a more fucked up Inception
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaHahahaha yeah! You dream stealing, mind wizard
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Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughAdded to my CV
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Chrissie Wunna

Chrissie Wunna Why do you get to add the word ‘Wizard’ and I get to add the words ‘merrily ruins stuff.’ Lol You’ve strangely comforted me. Haha and I have NO clue how you have!!! I keep drifting off…but with ur scary Profile Pic implanted in my brain

Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughI suit the wizardry better anyway
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaAs if you’ve managed to mentally cradle me!!! #impressed
Steven James Clough
Steven James CloughIt could be me or the effects of 02.45am
Chrissie Wunna
Chrissie WunnaModest! I can do 2.45am…it was you

Then i fell asleep!!!!!

Anyway, i’m off to work now.

Easy Peasy, Day 7.


Day Six, boys and Bitches

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Dayyy SIX! Lydia and I forgot to do a rain dance. I did drinks the evening before. (Just at home, with myself because i’m cool like that.) Everyone else is going to be enjoying life in a beer garden but me and i’m fully aware that It’s going to be  hellish busy, yet we’re just going to laugh our way through it because at the end of the day it’s just funny…and it’s my last day of ‘very busy’ before it turns ‘easy peasy.’ After today i have only 4 days to go, the majority is done and when that four days occurs, i’m filling it with fun,alcoholism, dancing, second dates with Spanish Doctor, errand running (I mean GOD i haven’t been able to buy sight or even collect school uniforms because of this stretch,) babies  and hopefully booking two photoshoots. There’s actually 3 people that i wish to shoot with…so i’m going to book them all. The more pics i have the better! Plus, I’m pretty good at posing, so i’ll smash that out like a champion. Yet it’s going to be a different approach to the usual ‘boobs out’ Wunna. (Even though my Boobs did me proud! Lol. However, the beauty of the blog is that you grow and develop with me. There’s people who have been reading it since I was 24, in LA and on Myspace…so a lot has happened to me in that decade. AND THANK GOD FOR IT.)

On the boy front…I’m talking things through with Ben…and trying to understand what he’s saying..yet…i’m guarded because he hurt my feelings..meaning that it’s probably best if i just meet him, chat it all out, high five the situation and have a wine.

The Doctor has still, ever since the day or even moment i met him, delivered me a message to make sure i know that he’s in tune with me, thinking about me or thinks highly of me in some way EVERY SINGLE DAY. He’s getting back from Wales this evening to begin work tomorrow…and it’s kinda lovely that we’re both somewhat busy, as the time that we get to schedule ‘meet ups’ in…are more precious and exciting. He makes me feel good, I’m excited! *Eeek* But like I said, once i’m in work mode…i kinda just commit to work until i’m free and then tango with love. But in life, i’m thankful because i’ve had some really wonderful experiences with some really fantastic, charming, troubled, hilarious, simple, mainly sexy, but just all sorts of guys form all walks of life, all over the globe…and it’s made my life very colourful and at the end of the day, it’s something to be grateful for, as i’m not a being who will find myself on my death bed, feeling as though (unless it all turns boring) I haven’t lived. So much has happened and even the bad times have been fun and precious.

I’m looking forward to work today and simply because i’ll get to spend it with Lydia. She cracks me up and hopefully she’s spinning in the swirl of love today, but probably not, as her Facebook status last night was moaning on about how she shouldn’t be such a nice person and be a bitch instead. Lol. (Bitches get what they want Lydia! HAHAH She’s in Glamour puss training and failing.) Next week, i’ll be swirling in romance mode and i can feel it coming, as I even bought myself fresh tulips yesterday just because….It means i feel good times coming…like a blooming.

More importantly..my lips are dry as hell because I didn’t have time to consume fluid yesterday…aside from after work alcohol. Keiran’s meeting me at the garden centre to pick Baby J up. (We’re getting on really well now.) Ruby’s been scheduled out to Grandma, followed by her Daddy, Pete…until i finish work. Mayhem! The babies wanted party food for breakfast, so i had to get up early to set up the entire table like it was a birthday party, with balloons and paper plates..the works. Lol. I can’t help it.


Day six guys! Hope you have a wonderfully, sunny day! (Whilst i’m at work.)

I’ve resigned up to Snapchat now…so i’ll finally get to get back on it all. That boyband guy that i used to date is now gay and happy. 🙂 See what you can find out via snapchat! Love him!

Enjoy!! Pete and I’s song for Ruby…It’s be her Mama and Papa, wedding dance song…


Sexy, Hooking Ducks, with Bin Bag Tug of Wars!


I SMASHED TODAY! I SMASHED IT! I knocked it out the ball park with a stress rash, but a *Va Voom* so viscious, it could make your heart sizzle with ‘ooh laa.’ So yeah, at the half way mark…Wunna pulled through and now i’m plain sailing, as I have not only got one more BIG BUSY day to champion…making the rest seem ‘easy peasy,’ but as soon as tomorrow begins, I’ve done THE MAJORITY of my 10 day run…and i’ll only have FOUR DAYS to left deal with! Wahoo!

It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO busy today and we smashed it!

Anyway, of course and as always, there was part of the day where in which we committed to being fed up. I mean anytime you find yourself playing, real life  ‘tug of war’ with an actually bin bag and silver trash can, with Lydia, who is now officially a glamour puss, because she got he ‘power’ back with boys and is currently enjoying what i call the magical ‘swirl’ of love that we girls go through…you know you’ve hit rock bottom.

I even laughed whilst we were doing it…‘West Hollywood based, Former model Chrissie Wunna, plays with bin bags in her new Pontefract life.’ 

However, in the end it was alright, as we forgot about that, and decided to be Italian for the rest of the day…and sell pretend pizza’s to…well…nobody. ‘Iya Welcoma yooooou to our Piiiizaaariaaaa.’ It wa good times and well I love Lyd’s because she’s irrepressible. It’s hard to get that girl down, even when she feels down, she’ll find a more positive vibe to dilly dally on and that’s how I am by nature..so I love her for it.

Infact it was a busy day full of glamour Pusses, as Natalie is now an official Glamour puss, as she has successful adopted her ‘sassiness’ and owned it like a champion. There’s a secret strength Natalie that I witnessed today and girls with that secret strength are the sexiest. She’s chatty and loud, when she gets to know you…will definitely feel uncomfortable until she gets to know you…yet will put aside her own fears and be able to *victory’ a moment when the hardest times come. She’s a ‘get on with life’ kinda girl…no matter what life throws at her…and i love that in girls…Again i’m the same way…and today I saw that in her…and it was sexy!

Then a granny with dementia came to talk to me and she was beautiful. Beautiful in every way. She even passed me a two pound coin, that she gently massaged into my hand. Her energy was light but magical..and her soul was just lovely. She adored my eyelashes..(NOTE YOU CAN ALL BUY THEM NEXT MONTH 🙂 ) and told me that my eyes were mesmerizing! (That’s what the Spanish Doctor says to me. Wear my lashes…pull everything. Even grannies.) It was just her manner, her approach and the way she touched me. Literally when she massaged my hand, a gentle, warm, peaceful energy transferred through my system…She paused and told lydia and I that we were really good people and she had known a lot of people in her life, (she’s 91) and she just knows good souls, when she sees them. Awww! It was beautiful…

Then we washed pots.

I was knackered by the end of the day, but rolled in with it was a sense of achievement. I even got to go home early…and fit in a bit of shopping.

Once i got home, i cracked open a vino and well that was after helping the babies play ‘Hook a duck’ in the kitchen. (THE GODDAMN HOOK A DUCK is literally the most difficult thing that i have had to conquer ALL DAY. It’s impossible and shit when sober. It’s make a good drinking game. And well…blowing up the goddamn mini paddling pool nearly knocked me out..even though ‘Crow’ did say that i should be good at ‘blowing.’ HAHAH. ‘It should take you 2 seconds Christina, i’ve heard you’re good at blowing…Don’t you also have some blow up boyfriend at home too? !’ Lol. I know i said that i was sexually ready for anything right now…and i am…but i’m never ever blowing a mini paddling pool for fake ducks up AGAIN. What a shit way to spend Saturday evening.


We’re all bathed, fed and watered…and we can’t wait for just chill time and rest. I’ve been fun and sarcastic all day and i liked it. I’M BACK.

Tomorrow i’ll only have 4 days left and once i’ve championed those last few days, i’m gonna have a ‘blow out.’ I need to let loose, have fun and just feel free, excited and let my hair down. Everyone needs balance in life and so far all i’ve done is WORK with no play!

I want ‘play.’ So yes, i’m gonna find fun..nothing too wild, but just fun. I NEED IT. Plus, i’ll be happy as i’ll finally be able to go on that second date with the Spanish Doctor…I promised him a meet up after my work stretch…and i’m a girl of my word…so again after being so shattered it will just be nice to be around a being that i know adores me and will go out of his way to emotionally  spoil me and comfort me. It’ll feel like a fun treat to myself, after such a hard work load. Plus, Lee will pop in Tuesday, if he can drag himself away from saving the world.

Things are on the up…This stretch has definitely made me start drinking….lol



Work at Weekends Should be banned

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Morning folks! Happy weekend! You call know that i’m working the entire weekend, lol, so i won’t ramble on about it. Yet just so you know..i’m smack bang in the middle of it, on Day five and despising every inch of it and totally grumpy..which if i’m being honest feels odd when the suns out. (Thought it was meant to snow? I’m sure i did a ‘rain dance’ last night, so work wouldn’t be too packed.)

Anyway, i had a great night, so i’m happy. And i’m not grumpy because of the process work, but grumpy because today i wanted t spend the day with my babies…they’re both off school and nursery..and i’ve got five more days of not spending any time with them, because of work and it’s shitty. It’s what makes me glum. But whatever…i’m half way through it, yet my mind is readjusting and changing about everything. I’d be okay if i could down prosecco at work.

Lovely messages last night. I got a message form a guy friend, saying that he ‘SWORE that i was getting more beautiful’ and that’s always lovely to hear from a guy friend, as it makes you ‘ooh laa.’ Especially because my hormones are in tune ow, meaning i’m back to my regular sense of, let’s say ‘sexuality.’ Lol. So my loins are on the prowl…but i’m calming them down…HONEST! But it is weird, as the older I get the the sexier i feel and the ‘more beautiful’ i feel. I think i’m randomly maturing well and i have no clue why? Maybe i’ll end up on a few more love ‘detours’ before Mr.Right, but i fucking hope not!

Erm…I want to get myself to the log cabin in the forest! I’ve never needed like i do ow, so i’m all ‘gimme, gimme.’ It is the only palce where my family and I find peace.

Then out of nowhere…like i had been really well studied or just fate had wanted me to make sure i knew that the Spanish Doctor was ‘in tune’ with me…I get my regular message saying how he was thinking about me, couldn’t wait to hold me, see me and that I was beautiful…Yet added on was..’I’m currently in North Wales again in with Brother.’ I asked why he was in North Wales a lot, as it sounded fun? Like an adventure…. And the Doctor replies with a..

‘Oh i own a log cabin there, as it’s a good base for me, for all the sports that I do..and i can relax there…in the woods! Lol’

WHAT??? I’m even questioning the uncanniness of this right now. He owns a log cabin in the woods which is my favourite thing to do for relaxing EVER…we’re like TWINS! I can’t even believe it. So I told him how much i loved the cabins in the woods…but i’m literally in shock. I love it. I can’t even decide if it’s coincidence or not?

I’m headed to my forest cabin in the Summer. It’s a big Wunna tradition. Cloughy’s going also for scotch and peace in the hot tub. (In his own cabin.) I’m going to ruin it all for him..and he’s okay with that, as long as booze and food are cheap. I’m soo happy that he’s going, as I love everyone to love everything i do.

Anyway, i’m off now, as i’ve got to get to work. *Wunna weeps here.*

When Victoria Saved my life…


Looongest day ever…Lol…I started off in a sort of good mood, and then got fed up with it all and just wanted to toss off work for fun, but couldn’t. Haha. It didn’t help knowing that everyone else was either off tomorrow, for the weekend or had one day left of their own little ‘stretch.’ It was hilarious. Tomorrow i would’ve done ‘five’ and I’ll have ‘five’ more to tinker with. (I’ve even got a spot today. Only a little one. But I never get spots. The Beauty Gods usually bless me without adult acne. Just the stress rash. Lol)

Anyway enough about my day. I had a lot on my mind. i’ve got a lot going on in and out of work. I’m single mummying. I’m loving it. But i have a lot of lash line work, other work and all sorts that I’m sort of juggling with and plate spinning with a wink. I’m fine. As i am at my strongest when i’m in this position. I can juggle anything…Infact, I can do anything…but have a decent love life. 🙂 I swore down to Victoria today, that it’s always the hot girls that end up single all the time, because we have more choices so get to pick badly more often. Hahaha. It takes us longer to find our ‘Mr.Perfect’ because we are forced on a ‘detour’ via ‘no hopers’ who assure us they care about us…but don’t. Right now, Victoria has her Mr.Right…and she found him in her early 40’s and like she said…some people meet the guy of their dream at 20 and live happily ever after, and some people don’t. I don’t think there’s any rules to love…as long as you end up finding it. The good kind. Told you..hot chicks are sent on ‘detours’ before Mr. Everything! 🙂 (Oh shut up, i’m an ego maniac and I don’t care. I’ve just completed Day 4 of my 10 day work stretch, and everyone else is out having fun…so you can all just go with it and clink wine glasses with me to the Wunna ‘pity party.)

But yes, longest day ever….was simply mulling around..and then out of nowhere, Victoria popped in..I heard her voice…’Chrissie?’ And it immediately brought a smile to my little ninja heart, as she follows my blog, knows me anyway, we’re actually becoming great friends, like i just seem to have just pull towards her, this great respect for her. I’d been talking to her for ages…and she’s read and been there along my recent life journey…but I hadn’t actually gotten to see her in the flesh in AGES…so it felt really great to stir her a cuppa tea and have a giggly, Girl God chat! (Remember that Victoria is my sassy, Girl God life mentor. She instructed me all the way from cocktails in Tenerife with her ‘Handsome Guy,’ when she was *hooked* on me meeting the Spanish Doctor and wanted to help me ace my First date, with the ‘seal the deal’ advice!) In fact, she made me feel great today because she said, because the Wifi was not always on top form in Spain, she had to screen shot parts of my blog, whenever it was working, just so she could read it. Made me feel all honoured. Then i got all big headed. 🙂 However, you can’t get too big headed around ‘Sexy Vic’ as she’s just a total glamour puss..I mean, she had dashed in from a SIX AND A HALF MILE RUN (she’s doing the London Marathon shortly) and she looked like she was in her 20’s and flawlessly beautiful. AFTER A SIX AND A HALF MILE RUN. No one has sex appeal after a six and half mile run…except Victoria! Lol. I’d flipping look like Jackie Chan in labour, if i went for cups of tea after a bit of a  run. (That’s why i adore her. We all love a Glamour puss.)

Right, long story short, we got talking and nothing is better than a good girly chat on a Friday before the end of your work day. I needed it that was for sure…especially because i didn’t have a wine. (When i picked Junior up from nursery he actually said out loud, ‘You smell of wine!’ Lol. I just looked at him, after i had RUSHED out of work, after watching thieves with Jenna, ready for video..but it didn’t work out…and said, ‘I WISH.’ Hahaha.)

I am currently sipping on a mojito in a can, with my new glitter iphone wrap in ‘rose gold’ laid next to me, as text messages are coming in, that i’m peeking at constantly.

Anyway, during our chat, she told me the magical fated story of how she met Guy her hubby to be. Her ‘life enhancer.’ (How sexy! They’re sexy!) She gave me advice on my own love life…because remember how I had Lee with me yesterday giving me his version of events during our supermarket shop…and well I love that Victoria jogged on in with her ‘Girl God’ voice to guide me appropriately because chicks know chicks…and well…I have absorbed her advice and will act upon it appropriately. What she did say to me was to do what makes me happy because in life..it’s those little moments of ‘happy’ that make our world perfect for a while, so whenever we feel them or have the chance to experience them…we should grab hold of them with two hands, thank life for them and enjoy! I AGREE!

Then we decided to throw a ‘Date a Dad’ party at the Quaker school where both our girls go, so i can be really hated…and talked about on Open day and Summer Balls! ‘I’m sure there’s some hot Dads at the school you can date Chrissie!!‘ HAHAHA. I love being a girl!

Then we just went on about how great we were. Hot hot we were. How lucky Victoria was with her love life…how good my cups of tea were, but i should’ve become a Doctor and how our unglam our jobs felt. Then she reminded be of how men don’t want to be with you, yet at the same time, don’t want anyone else to have you.

It was GREAT! Like this mojito…it made my Friday and my Day 4 worth it…just for that last half hour chat! It saved me from making Brett hit me with a broom by a unicorn.

I love life. (FYI, Victoria likes the Spanish Doctor for me, right now. It’s early days…but i think she’s rooting for him! However, she did say that i was to do what actually made ME happy…regardless…and i always think, that no matter what and no matter what circumstances you’re in or facing….you’ve just got to go for what you want…)







The Bachelorette….?

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So my new favourite show is ‘The Bachelor’ and ‘The Bachelorette’ which we get on ITVBe here in the Uk. I think it’s on ABC in America. I’m obsessed with it because i’m adore love, romance, dates, watching glamour and drama and people finding a fairytale glistened happiness. I’m addicted to it, the glamour of it all…adore the love…the rose ceremonies…and enjoy the fun! And I watch it religiously, with a wide open heart and googly eyes. Ruby even watches it with me..and now understands the process of the show..even though she calls the guys ‘Princes.’ Aww!

I’ve loved all the season, be it a Bachelor or a Bachelorette…but obviously with me being a girl, a glamour puss…a singleton..AND BECAUSE HE TWEETED ME…I’m adoring Juan Pablo…and i have no clue why people have ranted on about him being such a harsh Bachelor, as I think he’s AMAZING! What a great guy! He’s sexy, he’s sassy, but he’s emotional and romantic. I like that, don’t I!

*Swoon here.*


And i know that they once tried doing ‘The Bachelor’ here Charlotte Churches ex and Spencer from ‘Made in Chelsea’ but we knew that they weren’t really gonna stay with the girl that they chose and that it was just for a bit of ‘look at me’ a bit of promo.

So, it’d be nice if we just had deliciously romantic, GREAT, NORMAL, BUT HOT, guys on our own version of the show, here in the UK. OR EVEN BETTER…I WANT TO BE ‘THE BACHELORETTE!!’ I’d make an ace one! I’m in my prime! I need a bunch of potentials to *breeze* through and size up, to find my hero!

Today. being single isn’t so bad. I should be enjoying myself, instead of moaning about things…so from now on..I am. Remember…i’m BACK! Like i said, it should be an amazingly fun time. I’m in my prime..and i’m going to chillax and enjoy it…glamourously. Plus, i kinda don’t mind it so much today. I have my babies and i *heart* life with them so much…that it’s always filled with love.

Being a ‘Bachelorette’ isn’t too bad. 🙂

Watch this trailer and tell me you’re not hooked.. He reminds me of The Spanish Doctor…(just so you know….And the Spanish Doctor’s name is also ‘Juan.’ )