Odd time in my life really? I’m being ridiculously harrassed by boys, men and their egos (some nice to Me, some awful to me, if i turn them down) and although i feel very privileged, it’s starting to wear me down! Hence the vow of CELEBACY. Firstly, if i don’t KNOW you, or haven’t MET you EVER, then the chances of me being ‘yours‘ are pretty slim…especially if you are rude to me. (Go back to ‘Romance Camp!!) I’ve like literally had to bitch about 14 out this morning and delete them off my facebook page. It got that bad!
Men are dumb. They’ll try being nice to you, then they’ll try guilt tripping you into going out with them, then they’ll try abusing you to get your attention, then they’ll try to talk dirty to you, because they’ve misread who you really are. Pretend to offer you work. Go on about how much money they have. Or they’ll have no guts and just be ridiculously shy and never tell you how much they care about you. All of these really rubbish methods within the space of 7mins. And they don’t mean anything they’re saying to you, as your just a ‘prize’, hence why they go through 5 different methods in 7 minutes to try and score a date! They’ll try anything. They’ll pull a fucking bunny out a hat if they had to…then bully you into submission!! This is not the way to get me…or any decent girl of that matter. I do not fall for silly willy boy games. I know men, i know men well. I’ve dated pretty much ALL OF YOU. (lol. Floozey Alert.) I am highly experienced in this dating game!! I like a raw chemistry with someone..someone i can just laze about with and talk to about with ease, like a best friend, about our lives, do normal and abnormal things with. Like we could rock up to a red carpet event and be amazing, then the next day just go for a walk around town, have a bacon fucking butty and throw on some tracky bottoms. (I dont’ wear tracky bottoms! I’m just trying to relate to you. Lol.) I like a man who can stand the test of time. It shows strength.
Okay, i’m a loving girl, i have strong friendships with people, that turn to ‘love.’ Love is something that Men grow into. And a deep rooted ‘connection’ is something that you both will immediately have with each other, if they are right. It’s like a magical ‘UMPH!’ I don’t have these very often, but when i do, and i do do. They are strong! I am a loyal girl. At the same time as all that, i’m fun and sexual. I’m naturally a sensual being, but have an innocent playful ‘ooh laa’ about me. Yet at the same time as being a girly girl, i have masculine boyish qualities. (Bossy! Bold!Annoying!) I can’t really describe Me. It’s difficult. But i guess at times in relationships people become selfish and destroy the whole goddamn thing over nothing. I’ve learnt a lot from this and well ‘love’ is when you go through an awful time, you run away screaming, maybe even date a few people during this time. It all goes to pot, and then you rub you eyes, all exhausted and sweaty, look to your side and that person you initially cared for, after all of that time is still standing there. (God today is boring innit.)
Anyway, I’m loving, generous and expressive. I therefore like an expressive man, rather than a mysterious one. The young girls like a ‘mysterious’ man because it makes them need to find everything out about you, almost desperately. I’m maturer, therefore i like a ballsy, honest, open, yet romantic man. ‘Mysterious’ to me, is ‘oh he’s not interested,’ because i’m not use to playing a game. The older guys don’t at all play games. They get straight to the point and within minutes. I like that! But a younger boy, will always be a lot less confident in himself. I used always make the first move with boys. But now i never do, because i’m a bit more scared to. (Issues much.) But then i guess, if you don’t? Then hows anything ever gonna happen?
I’m actually quite romantic, yet i try to hide it behind that good old rubbish sense of humour…as i’m extremely shy when it comes to romance and all that good stuff. (Makes me blush. Or i get insecure.) But i’m feisty! If you have a go at Me. I WILL fight you. (Hahha…I will.) I’ll stand my ground and yours! I’m not a force to be reckoned with. And if i don’t love you then your fucked. Coz i’m soft with those i love. Baby ‘kissy kissy’ soft. I’ll fight their case till the day i die. I’m confident, i’m quirky. But it’s because i know any man that keeps me will be the luckiest man alive.
The way to my heart is to be open about how you feel, honest and MAKE ME LAUGH! I hold any guy who can make me giggle, so close to my heart. I mean, i’m a good time gal. I love fun, merriment and happiness. Uuuh, i adore a funny man. I do. But the most important thing is to have a spirit that plays well with mine, be expressive, loving, and this may sound odd, but BE your fucking self!!! Good or bad, i’m an understanding girl. (My boobs are so swollen today! It’s the cold fucking air!! Freezes them like frickety fru. I need my fur.)