You Kinky little swines

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Hey My Darling Treats! I’m on a quick break, so i’ve scurried to my window asap, to fit in (oh-er) a bit of a blog before tea time and to recurl my hair. God i’ve got back ache and ‘Lashes’ has just called. He’s a dear. The school girls are here again, a waving at my window, in these grey tartan  skirts. If i was Gary Glitter, i’d be cleaning up, wouldn’t I!! (I am flippin’ joking, before you all start having a go!!) I’m dressed like ‘Business school’ Barbie, which is confusing people, as they aren’t sure if it’s Me or not. They’ll have whole conversations behind me, battling it out, to see if one of the party dares talk to Me. Then someone will shout out ‘Wunna‘ or ‘Paris Hilton’ randomly…to see if i turn around? I deliberately don’t, in order to make them be brave. Then when they get on a bus, sit by a window and are almost on their merry way. I turn my head to them, give them a cheeky smile, and wave at them, as i strut. Then they get all half excited, half GUTTED, coz they didn’t stop me, and start trying to frantically camera phone, from the dirty bus window. (The school girls at MY window, are now telling me i’m ‘flawless.’ How odd? I am a creature of many flaws. I don’t even try to disguise them?? My character is build on so many wrongs, that make me oh so RIGHT!!! Lick Me.) And for those of you, who are going on about how conceited i am. Well today i had a big fat black, homeless looking creature of life, come up to me on an escalator, at London Bridge tube station. Try to chat me up, try to feel me up, then asked me if i was a ‘T.

Anyway, I fancy getting a bit of food, or one drink with a boy tonight. Any boy. Is there any?? Direct eyes to the above picture..surely i’m worth a ‘sit down’ with. Get a calling! Well not all of you. Hahahaha…! I’ve got to get back to work now and try and score a painkiller. I’m organizing shirtless dancing boys and getting cameras at the ready to film them. Yes I am. Yes I am! Yes I AM! I also wanted to try and fit in a massage, but you know those tables that they have, with a cut out hole for your face to lay through. Well i kinda need two other cut out holes for my boobies to lay through. I can’t for the life of me lay on my front, without feeling all awkward and fidegty. My boobs don’t move. They are stubborn little bitches!! That would actually be a great visual for you, if you were laid under my massage bed. (You kinky little swines!) Add another hole and you’d be sailing through to the ‘ooh-aar spurt’ factory. Hmm…that’s made me want to fit in some alone time. (wink wink purr…)

1 thought on “You Kinky little swines”

  1. i will take u out for a bit of tuck and a bit of munch chrissie what do u fancy babe your wish is my command . u crack me up chrissie winding them school girls up u cheky lil monkey

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