Work hard, Play Hard *faints* February 6, 2010 by Chrissie Omg…i am completely and utterly exhausted! Yesterday afternoon, i decided to meet up with Boyband Jonny, Jay (From sclub juniors) and Jonny’s matey mate X-Factor Scott, for a wee bit of shopping. It seems ‘shopping’ lasted 15 minutes…Jay went home after not being able to face the world due to hung-overness, and well the rest of us went for a drinky poos! ONE DRINK. Black Cap. Camden. Had a great time, lots of banter, abuse and merriment. A great deal of pouting, name dropping, phone stealing and jackpot winning went on. Then X-Factor Scott ventured off to Charing Cross to go do a wee bit of singalingin’ for a show and well Jonny and I (as per usual) found ourselves entering The Black Cap at 4pm and leaving it at 3am!!! Lovely lovely. I’m fucking exhausted! Amazing night. Commited to being complete demon dancing dickheads. At one point we were performing a ballet routine across the dance floor and attempting to tap dance. (I can actually tap dance.) I think ‘The Robot’ occured a few times. Lots of drinking, smoking, mirror breaks and pouting. He had great hair. I had great tits. It was one of those nights where you drink…shit loads…and don’t get drunk!! ANNOYING!!! I hate it! I did shots and everything and stayed ridiculously sober. The Black Cap, although fun, is packed full of heart broken misfits. We met some proper whack jobs this time around. This one, punky looking thing, who had to take herbal drops in order to have a convo with me, was upset because she claimed that when she looked in the mirror she saw Dawn French. I thought she was fucking weird. Jonny liked her. (However, that’s not saying much. lol) I was terribly well behaved all night. Jon on the other hand, who spent the majority of the night aggressive dancing, almost tongued a big fatty of an ‘ooh laa’ old woman….(he always goes out and makes out with undesirables, as i call them hahaha) and then had a tickle fight with a gay chav, who nibbled his ear and all this is after he cried…well filled up, due to his turning 21-ness, whilst i drank my smirnoff ice and laughed. I always make people make put with jonny whenever they’re awful looking, to be funny…so i can Tweet it. He was a great deal better than usual last night. He only almost did, each time. I had to leave early. 3am, due to the weird punky Dawn french chick creeped me out, by being broken and disturbed. i think i just walked out after there was this far too long conversation the a flooded bathroom that had Me, Jon, the Gay Chav, Punky Dawn French, an Irish man doing cocaine, a weird edgey dude, and bundle of lesbians crammed into it. It was like we were the ‘you bitches will go to hell’ waiting room. Infact, i was the most decent out the lot…and that’s saying something… Had to get up early…worked all day. I was at Bang Babes today and actually had an amazing time. LOL. I’ve had no sleep…and I’ve only just got home and well now i need to nap, yet instead i’m going to get ready for Jonny’s BIG 21st Birthday Party at Vendome tonight. It’ll me amazing, i hope! Except he keeps forcing me to be friends with a bunch of people i don’t care to be friends with. (You can tell i’ve worked…i’m moody.) I’ll tell you all about work tomorrow. It was actually hilarious. The day ended with me playing Chat Routlette, with a guy named Dave, who was stalking teenage french girls, who liked milk and bad music. Haha. I really do love my life. Got to get ready!!! Knackered!