We’re Almost There Bitches…

What an amazing fucking year i’ve had. Every year i always hope to have developed in the ‘Greatness’ stakes and the ‘How funny am I’ stakes a wee bit of a ‘shimmie’ more, because if you’re not moving forward, you’re either going backwards, or staying still. And i guess, ‘staying  still‘ is okay, if you feel like you’ve done everything you’ve ever wanted to do in life. I mean, by all means, grab a pipe, a gin and an entourage, and wallow in your victory.  However, ‘Backwards’ is, how can i put it? Well, rather difficult….in heels.  Luckily, i have nothing to worry about, because in this last year and a bit (and ‘the bits’ always count) I OUT DID myself. ‘I thankyou.’ *she bows- then grabs her fricking trophy.* I survived another DECADE! And did pretty much ALL of it in HOLLYWOOD, then rounded it off, with a move to London town and a spot on the telly. I started the year on the telly, and i ended the year on the telly. Woohoo.

I’m currently naked (well in knickers, waiting for my fake tan to dry,) making cups of tea for people that did my hair and face, so i was able to write my blog. I always need into get into the right ‘character’ for a bit of blogging and when i feel like a ‘spat out’ hag…then it seems i lose my ‘punch.‘ I’m the kinda girl that believes IMAGE is everything. It’s not what you got, it’s how you work it. I have an image and i stick to it, regardless as to what anyone else thinks. (And i’ve taken a jolly beat down. Lol) I know me. I love me and I know what works for me. It might not work for you…but you’ll KNOW when you’ve found your ‘ooh laa,’ because you would’ve never felt so confident! It doesn’t matter if you’re different. People are terrified of different and you will face the beauty of *piss-take.* Yet whatever doesn’t kill you, WILL…..make you drink. And when you drink, you are braver and when you are braver you can take over the world. But let me tell you, ‘different’ (as long as it’s who you really are’) is a whole lot sexier than ‘beige much.’ Infact, before you know it, (from my own experience) people will be try to BE you’re kind of ‘different’ and that’s what makes me most happy. It fools me into believing i’ve ‘inspired.’

I mean i love it when i read different Tweets and my beautiful Gays all over the world, are taking on my personality, celebrating life, being naughty and claiming that it would be something that ‘Wunna would do.’ Or i go out and people are doing their face like me, starting a blog, or young girls are dressing in a Wunna fur and overly far too long eyelashes and spikey high heels. I love it when i read messages and I see people and drunkards putting a ‘wink, pout….hair toss’ at the end of every sentence, or tragically stating an action (*struts off *) exactly how I would. It’s about a playful, cheeky, ‘funtime,’ with a sexy kitty ‘ooh laa.’ And being able to ADORE yourself at your most embarrassingly awfullest moments. And being able to tell the WORLD openly that you ADORE yourself without having to apologize for it. It’s about Glamming everything up, and realizing, everything is much better in diamonds. It’s about not taking yourself too seriously, but not letting others fuck with you. But being able to laugh at yourself, when nobody else can. It’s about doing whatever you believe is right, regardless as to what others may think is right FOR you. It’s about chasing your dreams, and making them happen, but more importantly…it’s about keeping your story

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