This is Me doing my Striptease for Miss.Hilton on that little show i was on. It caused a bit of controversy all over this merry little land really. I’m a bit surprised?? I read an article about it in an American tabloid stating that ‘BBF Chrissie’ was (and once again) ‘Taking it too far!!’ Too far??? I’m not locking my family in cellars, and burying people under my Patio. All i did was celotape feathers to my nipples and wiggle around a little bit for a ‘Talent Show’ on the telly. It was fun, it was bold, i was happy and quite simply (even if i do say this myself) FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! It’s a great memory to add to the story of my life.
Oh and for those of you who may notice that my Facebook profile has once again pulled a ‘Houdini.’ It will be back up in it’s full glamourous glory, sometime next week. I just need a break from it all and from a select few awful little 15 year old girls, who are still stalking me because of the George Sampson thing and being (if i can put it politely) nasty little whorey swines. They’re sooooo ‘Be evil’ wannabes, it’s boring. I’d rather get poked by a horny band of midgets. How dare they try and out ‘evil’ me!! LOL. I could put them on ‘blast’ with my deliciously viscious tongue. Yet I am choosing to hold back because they’re only 15. It’s so annoying. Bottom line, if a boy doesn’t fancy you, it’s really NOT MY FAULT, no matter how much you want it to be. You will learn this later on in life…and probably the hard way. I sure as hell did. Pick flowers not fights….and do it away from me goddamit!! All smiles!
Anyway my Cheery Cherubs, I will be back on Facebook for a little tinker, later on next week. Yet, for now if you so wish to leave me a message you can leave one HERE (which is the superior option,) my other Facebook profile or my Fan page. Lots of plugging of pages! I love you. I’m tanning. Need wine please.