Thief in a thong

Well well well…thank foolio, it’s Friday-oh! I am inundated with work today. I’m calling LA, i’m replying to fan mail, i’m writing my book, practising my ‘ooh laa,’ texting hot ‘Handsomes,’ sun bathing in frillies and sorting out my career, my contracts…my love life. Unfortunately my tea (the only thing keeping me a float right now) has a wrinkly layer of *skin* upon it. I’m the freaking ULTIMATE GLAMOUR PU

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