Morning! It’s only just turned 11am. I’ve been working since 4.30 and then spend around 3 hours driving from city to city. I’m stressed out. I’m hormonal. But really super happy, for some reason. My diet is currently SHOCKING. I’ve literally just had a mircowaved Uncle Ben’s Mexican Rice, with a Prosecco, because I couldn’t find anything else to eat…FAST. I wanted a coconut water and celery dippers…But God just didn’t want life to pan out that way..and who am I to mess with the Good Lord’s wishes?
I’ve definitely put my pre holiday weight back on, (hahaha…I influenced Herbalife well 🙂 ) but to be honest, I’m not that bothered. It’s kinda gone on my boobs and thighs and i’m okay with that. 🙂 I don’t feel fat. I mean Jabba the Hutt’s fat. I just have ‘Lady Lumps,’ and I don’t hear anyone complaining. I feel sexy.
Anyway, I need to throw a ‘pity party’, so I’m not really going to be writing out my life today. I want some time to myself, with friends, in a quiet corner somewhere with a wine. Even though I have a lot on, i’m a little bit bored and that…. when you’re a ‘liver of life‘ is a mighty problem…as I tend to cause excitement, for no real reason. I love winding people up. I love making them feel alive, for a second.
But i’m feeling wonderful right now, because all i’m doing is LIVING. Literally LIVING, without a care in the world. I’m doing it to the fullest and with a positive beam and a giggle. I’m doing whatever I want, whenever I want…and it’s bliss. I’m loving me, loving you. I’m living for the moment. I’m not giving any shits or hoots about what anyone thinks.
You only have a short time on this Earth ball…so let’s just make our time, our story…worth it.
Don’t be afraid of anything….
But yes, because I can’t be bothered to properly ‘diary’ life today…Here is what some of MY friends, think /say about ME…..
‘Chrissie Wunna is one of life’s one offs!! Fun, fit and fabulous. She’s an amazing mum.’
‘She once sold my actual ass…YES my actual anus, at a gay bar in West Hollywood…to one of Janet Jackson’s backing dancers, for a stick of gum…I did end up sleeping with him, and she did get her gum, so technically, she’s magic.’
‘She’s a crazy bitch, but she’s so much fun. She always makes sure she has a story to tell…’
‘She’s addictive. She’s like a drug. She’s just someone who you’ll never forget.’
‘I don’t know how or why her love life is so shit. She’s literally one of the best birds I know.’
‘She has a tattoo on her right inner arm that she always lies about. Haha. It’s the last name of a guy she wanted, that she didn’t even date. HAHAHAHA. She’ll tell you some made up story about how it means something completely different. lol’
‘To say she’s so sexy….she wears her heart on her sleeve. She’s a hopeless romantic and it’s annoying. People never know that, about her.’
‘She’s someone who is really great at making YOU FEEL GOOD, Feel SPECIAL. Feel important.’
‘She’s a drinker…’
‘Her work ethic is ridiculous. She works so HARD.’
‘Great in bed. Haha. 😉
‘She’s not scared of anything. She is wild and free, but so down to Earth.’
‘Someone who doesn’t like to waste her time or any part of her life. She just lives it passionately.’
‘She’s one of a kind, that’s for sure.’
‘She’s really good in bed… 😉 ‘
‘She’s crazy, but at the same time so sweet. Love her blog…it gets funny..at times….’
‘She’s great at understanding people. She’ll give anyone her time, be you homeless or the richest man in the world… She can put herself in our shoes…’
‘She once cried over a penis…because a guy with a really good penis left her and she loved his great penis… Lol.’
‘She’s a legend, dipped in sunshine and tequila.’
‘She’s got this energy…Even when she’s quiet….She has this presence…’
‘Amazing sense of humour. When she’s pissed off she’s a proper dick though… she’s stubborn…’
‘She’s the girl you wished you never dumped….’
‘Smart, savvy, needy, but fun.’
‘A total attention whore, but she does it SO WELL.’
‘She lives for love and excitement and panics when she doesn’t have it or feel it anymore.’
‘Loyal, trustworthy. Really good at keeping secrets…’
‘She’s so charming. She once farted in a grocery store…and it was almost like glitter and money flew out of her symphonic booty. I’m surprised people didn’t applaud.’
‘Big headed. Quite the ego maniac.’
‘She a girly girl, with boy banter.. She’ll sit and have a pint with you & be talking about sex, or pour the finest champers, as she winks at a handsome, dressed to the nines..’
‘Confident. Bubbly. You can actually see it in her daughter.’
‘She loves being glamourous.’
‘She’s never had a guy, really actually look after her or care for her and she deserves that.’
‘She loves a looker… and is shallow when it comes to picking guys she wants to date…lol’
‘She gets everything she wants… She knew exactly what she wanted to do with her life, from being 13.’
‘She swears more when she WRITES, than she does in real life..’
‘At school, she pretended to be on her period for an entire 3 months, so she didn’t have to go swimming, because it would mess up her hair and face.’
‘Just one of those great souls…’