Just a Quickie, Weddings & Love Island

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Morning all! Right! I’m up early and getting ready. I’m off to my friend Vicki’s wedding today and I’m really excited to see a lady who deserves the world, finally be blessed with unconditional love, sprinkled with ‘I do’s.’ The ceremony’s at Selby Abbey.

Hopefully, i won’t walk in the joint and immediately burst into flames, or get swallowed up my the ground and shot straight to hell. But if I do…at least my dress made my boobs look good. (I have to wear an inappropriately ‘boobied’ dress because the one I wanted to wear I accidentally destroyed with hair dye. Yet, on the plus, it’s not THAT inappropriate. yeah it’s ‘boobied,’ but it’s not like i’m rocking up in a wedding dress myself. See! There are worse sins.) 

I’m meeting everyone at 10am sharp, at Rogerthorpe Manor. So I really need to be getting *glam squadded,* instead of writing this blog. The reception etc, is actually at Rogerthorpe this afternoon.

But GOD!

How good, was Love Island last night. I’m hooked. I told ya. But JEEPERS. I don’t think i’ve ever got bollocked by celebs and viewers MORE, for having an ‘Adam Collard’ crush. Strangers, Celeby DJ’s, Reality Stars and Athletes for Great Britain lol, were all tweeting me scorning me for being so foolish…. Lol

GB Alex: ‘Cos he’s a prick.’

Benny: ‘Adam is the guy that texts girls at 3am, saying *YOU UP BABE.*

Hahahah. (Remind me not to talk to those boys.) 

But, me being the delightfully stubborn bit of kitten, that is swirled in Summer crushing…doesn’t care. To me…He’s amazing.He’s slick. He’s smart. He’s hot. Plus, I love ‘snakes’ 😉 (that’s what everyone’s calling him) and he loves cougars…(that’s me,) so it’s basically a match made in Heaven. I don’t at all get, why everyone hates him, right now?? He’s absolutely THE BEST Islander.

YOU HEARD IT HERE. Lol. I’ll date ya boy!

Even ITV2 followed me at one point, because I crushed so badly. Hahah. I’m so sad, it’s delicious. He’s literally the only one doing anything worth watching. So balls to ya all.

TEAM ADAM ALL THE WAY.

The good thing is that more dudes will be strutting in and giving him a run for his money. It’s literally the Adam show and he’s done really well to OWN IT.

Y’know, the reason why I adore Love Island, is that is actually brings people together, the NATION together as one big juicy whole….and anything that does that, is wonderful, wonderful thing. It makes people communicate, feel…and because LOVE is the number ONE thing that matters to everyone in the enter world.

Right, this can only be short, because I really do need to sort myself our and get myself ready and Junior’s running around in nothing but pants hurtling tea sets through walls and shit.

I’m really looking forward to relaxing and letting my hair down a bit today. I hope she doesn’t mind that my dress is all ‘tits out.’

Love you,

Godda run,

Chrissie x

Pork Chops, Guinness, Herbalife & The Art of DOING YOU

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Kate: ‘But having a pint of Guinness is the equivalent to having a pork chop. There’s a pork chop in every pint!’

Me: ‘Why have I even sat here?’

Claire: ‘Haha..I know, she…’

Me: ‘Why is she ruining lives? She’s not even listening to me. She’s texting.’

Kate: ‘I’m Googling it.

Me: You’re ruining lives…’

Kate: ‘So, 4 cans of Guinness, is like having 4 pork chops. A pork chop in each pint… I don’t even know why you’re bothered, when have YOU EVER had a pint of Guinness????’

Me; ‘I’ve had a Guinness before. As if I haven’t. I had a baby one once too, and…’

Kate: ‘Ooh, there’s a song. Do you want to learn the Guinness/Pork Chop song?’

Claire: ‘She’s probably gonna leave now. I need a gin. I love a gin. It’s the only drink I can drink an entire litre of and feel fine on. Yeah, my head’ll hurt a bit, but I can just get on with it.’

(I love a Northern girl. We just get on with it… Well…apart from me, because i’m DRAMATIC.)

I’m a glamour puss, so i’m sure that means I get away with it? PLUS, because i’m a ‘glamour puss,’ I don’t want to hear what the meat equivalent to every single drink is…I want to hear about boys and diamonds. Pork chop song! Lol. I don’t learn songs like that. I listen to swag dudes, who ‘came in a black Benz and left in a white one.’

Sassy K: ‘Hi…I’m just reminding you that your children are due for pick up in half an hour.’

Thank the Lord for ‘Sassy K.’ I love a reminder. I need ‘people reminders‘ around me always. She’s becoming my favourite human.

How you all feeling? It’s sunny in Yorkshire today! Is it where you are? It feels like Spring. Always makes me feel better. I need sun. I need a holiday. I want one…now. Get me bobbing around a pool in an inflatable with a fruit cocktail immediately. I want to ‘CTRL ALT DEL‘ stress and just pool bob.

I’m still doing my Herbalife shakes and i’ve actually lost weight. I think i’m a week in and i’ve lost around 4 lbs, I’d say…and my jeans are looser. It’s not difficult, it’s just somewhat difficult for me, due to my lifestyle and my career, lets say. I have a job where in which I’m always invited or requested to cocktail and dine all over the place…for the blog..and it’s not like I can rock up with my shaker and start scooping strawberry powder. It’s bad manners.

But regardless. I’ve managed to do it, the best way I can, in order for it to fit into Wunna Land and my schedule and yeah…First week…i’ve done alright.

Do I get a prize yet? 30 days feels like ages…

At the weekend, i’m filming the advert for CHRISSIEWUNNA.COM. I’m excited for it and hoping to just smash it out quickly, as I have my chick besties birthday that evening in Leeds…which will include, good times and drinking.

Someone from Hong Kong has just rang me? Who’s in Hong Kong? I don’t know anyone who goes to Hong Kong, except ‘London Business Man’ and well we’re not speaking to one another, so it’s not him.

If I could say anything to you today, it would be that you KNOW you’re worth, BE IT in love or work. Don’t sell yourself short. People will sometimes try and make you. They’ll tinkle their fancies and tonker their widdles. Yet, the choice you should always make is the mighty one.

Don’t sell yourself short. Be treated the way you WANT to be treated.

I also had a guy friend of mine walk into a room and sigh. When I asked him what the problem was he just said..

‘I hate it here.’

From what i’ve learnt from my 37 years so far, is that YOU KNOW when you’ve had enough. You’re body, heart or mind will tell you when you’re done….We forget to listen to our souls, don’t we? I’m a really determined person. I don’t ever do what I don’t want to do. And some may call me a ‘diva’ for it…But I don’t care…It’s my choice, my life.

So just as much as I love a ‘people reminder.’ I’m just reminding you to take care of your life and live it the way you’ve always imagined.

Right that’s all now. Kate (who was talking about Pork Chops) has just walked in with a friend…

I’m off to be social.

Thank you for following my life…

Chrissie x