Today was about business and banter. I don’t know what happened, but it was a rainy day in Yorkshire. I was stood outside in my grey pencil dress and faux fur wondering where everyone had got to? One had slept through the alarm, another needed to get cake, the other was ill and Firmonnell decided to take 300 years to go buy milk…
Me: ‘Why has it taken you so long to get milk?’
Firmonnell: ‘I got pants too…’
(She was sassy today…in her slutty specs.)
Then it all went the best way we like it…downhill..as we surrendered to fun and just went with ‘fuck it.’ Sometime s’fuck it’ is such a good option, as we as humans spend so much time being far too serious and far too serious playing ‘game and front’ that we forget to just relax and just adore all that is happening to us in love and work.
I’m a fun girl and in my world, I think there’s ALWAYS TIME for a giggle, ALWAYS TIME for a joke and always time for a champagne and to dance on tables. Even for just a minute…there’s time for a moment of adventure.. always. Be it calm, saucy, busy or hilarious. If you can’t make time for a moment, then you’re doomed, because life will come and post you a ‘shoulda coulda’ memo…and they’re always shit.
Live now. Embrace all the wonderful changes that are happening to you. Make porn out of Jelly Babies and send it to the guy you fancy. (I 100 percentage absolutely did that today. 🙂 I’m such a catch. Obvs! But whatever, I told you, i’m living like i have nothing to lose and this guy is literally the man of my dreams. I like him…A LOT.)
Then all my chick friends decided to either be on a period, endure the week before they get their period or just be period. You’ve got to love chicks when we’re hormonally imbalanced. It’s sassy, it’s sexy…it’s almost fucked up. Lol.
Then went on rants. Rants SO good that there were moments where we were literally all just looking at each other and CRYING with laughter.
Double B: ”Honestly, I could smoke a cigarette and stab it out in his eyes..’
‘All i want to do is cry…What’s wrong with me??’
Hustle Barbie: ‘You have to marry your best friend. I mean god! That’s why I HATE him…because i went for someone that I was just relatively attracted to. We don’t even get on Lol..Oh.. and my cat has friends.’
Me: I’m totally in a swirl. I totally send him nudes.’
Double D: ‘Do you want some of this…’
Me: What!! Half eaten disgusting cheesecake! Don’t try and offer me half eaten shit.’
Mel: I hate the word gusset!!! I have mine the the wrong way around today!’
‘You need to try and get that Monday off so you can get away…’
Double B: ‘He can suck my wad!’
Fairytale Blond: ‘Ive Facebooked her. Guess what colour hair she has?
Double B: ‘Green.’
Double B: ‘GREEN!’
Me: ‘ I said, GINGER.’
Fairtayle: No, it’s brown…’
Me: ‘Why does that whole conversation feel pointless? Lol’
Hustle Barbie: ‘Why is it that I can’t tell a story without doing the voices.’
‘Not the voices…’
‘Yours start out Irish and then always end Indian.’
Webbo: ‘I was almost late today because I was playing hide and seek with the kids. I just thought they just better hurry up and FIND ME, cos i’ve got to chuffing get to work.’
‘She’s definitely an alcoholic.’
Firmonnel: ‘I think it’s odd that you and Jordan share clothes?? Liek you shouldn’t share clothes with your boyfriend. We’re you in his jacket today?’
Double B: ‘I’ll come home and he’s in my leggings.’
‘You can’t sit with us, we’re models.’
‘I kicked off the last time i went Karting, as I didn’t want to wear the helmet.’
‘Hahaha….I love it. Proper Diva.’
That was how the morning began until it just got boring and I spent the day messaging ‘the swirl’ because i’m all ‘nothing to lose,’ was completely on top of all business and well I just find him delicious. I can’t help it.
Glad you had a good one…
Why haven’t you followed me on Instagram?
Ps/ My chicks friends are currently on Whatsapp discussing the words ‘MOIST…MUSHROOM & CRUSTY!’