Just a Quickie, Weddings & Love Island

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Morning all! Right! I’m up early and getting ready. I’m off to my friend Vicki’s wedding today and I’m really excited to see a lady who deserves the world, finally be blessed with unconditional love, sprinkled with ‘I do’s.’ The ceremony’s at Selby Abbey.

Hopefully, i won’t walk in the joint and immediately burst into flames, or get swallowed up my the ground and shot straight to hell. But if I do…at least my dress made my boobs look good. (I have to wear an inappropriately ‘boobied’ dress because the one I wanted to wear I accidentally destroyed with hair dye. Yet, on the plus, it’s not THAT inappropriate. yeah it’s ‘boobied,’ but it’s not like i’m rocking up in a wedding dress myself. See! There are worse sins.) 

I’m meeting everyone at 10am sharp, at Rogerthorpe Manor. So I really need to be getting *glam squadded,* instead of writing this blog. The reception etc, is actually at Rogerthorpe this afternoon.

But GOD!

How good, was Love Island last night. I’m hooked. I told ya. But JEEPERS. I don’t think i’ve ever got bollocked by celebs and viewers MORE, for having an ‘Adam Collard’ crush. Strangers, Celeby DJ’s, Reality Stars and Athletes for Great Britain lol, were all tweeting me scorning me for being so foolish…. Lol

GB Alex: ‘Cos he’s a prick.’

Benny: ‘Adam is the guy that texts girls at 3am, saying *YOU UP BABE.*

Hahahah. (Remind me not to talk to those boys.) 

But, me being the delightfully stubborn bit of kitten, that is swirled in Summer crushing…doesn’t care. To me…He’s amazing.He’s slick. He’s smart. He’s hot. Plus, I love ‘snakes’ 😉 (that’s what everyone’s calling him) and he loves cougars…(that’s me,) so it’s basically a match made in Heaven. I don’t at all get, why everyone hates him, right now?? He’s absolutely THE BEST Islander.

YOU HEARD IT HERE. Lol. I’ll date ya boy!

Even ITV2 followed me at one point, because I crushed so badly. Hahah. I’m so sad, it’s delicious. He’s literally the only one doing anything worth watching. So balls to ya all.

TEAM ADAM ALL THE WAY.

The good thing is that more dudes will be strutting in and giving him a run for his money. It’s literally the Adam show and he’s done really well to OWN IT.

Y’know, the reason why I adore Love Island, is that is actually brings people together, the NATION together as one big juicy whole….and anything that does that, is wonderful, wonderful thing. It makes people communicate, feel…and because LOVE is the number ONE thing that matters to everyone in the enter world.

Right, this can only be short, because I really do need to sort myself our and get myself ready and Junior’s running around in nothing but pants hurtling tea sets through walls and shit.

I’m really looking forward to relaxing and letting my hair down a bit today. I hope she doesn’t mind that my dress is all ‘tits out.’

Love you,

Godda run,

Chrissie x

IT’s DAY TWO OF THE BEST GIVEAWAY EVER

 

GOOD MORNING MY LITTLE KITTIES OF GIMME-GIMME!

It is officially DAY 2 of my 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS/Clothes Show Live GIVEAWAY.

Sunday was an odd day to begin such a task on, as I regards Sunday’s as certain day of chill!

However, quite a few emails bundled their way to my inbox last night..all with the correct answer.

 

 

A winner will be picked at random later today and that random winner will be receiving the Therapy handbag and coin purse! Simples! Then three runners ups will have the BarryM Sequin nails sets sent to them as stocking fillers this Crimbo! Hurrah!

 

Okay, let’s get started!

IT IS DAY 2 of my GIVEAWAY BONANZA! We’re still warming up for The Clothes Show this year, which is about to go ‘LIVE’ in 4 days!!

But this is what YOU could win, here at chrissiewunna.com in the jolly old name of Crimbo!

Here is GIFT 2:

 

Today lucky kittens you are going to be treated to this…

Benefit! Heard of it? 🙂

Well the good people down at the very glamourous Benefit barracks have whizzed you over a ‘I’m Glam therefore I am,’ makeupy gift set! OH THE JOY!

I mean, if you’re a beauty junkie like moi, you will already know everything there is to know about this young, fun, modern, yet quirky brand.

EVERY KITTEN MUST HAVE A SLICE OF BENEFIT IN THEIR POCKET, PURSE OR ON THEIR DRESSER.

It is a frequent member of pretty much every single ‘must-have’ list in every single glammy fashion and beauty magazine going. It’s a little bit of luxury, that any true Glamour Puss can enjoy! I’m a fan of the brand and well what is more ‘Chrissie Wunna’ that the ‘Glam therefore I am’ gift set. If you’re filled with ego….this is for you! If you’re a boy and have no clue what to get your young, fun girly…this is for them!

Retails at around £30. It’s yours today…FOR FREE! (If you are the lucky winner!)

CHEER HERE!

And of course, I wouldn’t give you makeup without throwing in something rather yummy for you to carry it in..

Heard of..

 

Well this fabulous designer brand has made its mark in the fashion and beauty industry with a true sense of class! I always like to give ‘Class’ a ‘Wunna’ twist, meaning that alongside the above Benefit goodie of a gift set, you will also be receiving a FABULOUSLY DIVINE PINK ANIMAL PRINT cosmetics case by Kenneth Cole.

Look…

 

 

 

DELICIOUS!

They retail at around £40.

But TODAY, you could have a Kenneth Cole pink, animal print cosmetic bag FOR FREE!

Gee! Thanks Wunna! 🙂

 

Now, yesterday I got a few grumbly emails from boys who wanted to know if I was actually going to be giving any ‘boy’ stuff away.

I did mention that hardly any male oriented brands had jollied in with my GIVEAWAY and that the women had put them all out of business. That the girls rock The Clothes Show live like champions and the boys were tight and didn’t want to deliver Xmas cheer in the form of freebies.

WELL, I’m a glamour puss and I’m not really great at purchasing things for boys. So i’ve gone with something fun and purchases this OUT OF MY OWN POCKET to stop you all money…

(Girls you can win this also, it makes a fun little gift for a guy friend or gent.)

YOU COULD ALSO WIN (and this is separate to the above gift set and makeup bag)

A portable, table top POOL TABLE. 🙂 (Comedy) 

 

Retails for around £20. Yours for FREE if you’re the winner! I might even chuck in a few fancy Christmasy ales!

 

It’s quite a generous warm up today innit!

But that’s not all!

In the name of all things..

 

and simply because it’s Christmas…

 

 

 

I AM ALSO GIVING AWAY  A YEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO …

 

 

ELLE Magazine!

If you’re a fan of fashion and beauty this magazine is your BIBLE!

Plus, ELLE Magazine will be right there at The Clothes Show live this year as always!

TO WIN THE BENEFIT GIFT SET,  KENNETH COLE COSMETIC BAG, AND A YEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO ELLE MAGAZINE…

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS CHRISSIE WUNNA FACT!

Question: On Dec 19th, it will be my BIRTHDAY! What sign of the Zodiac does that make me?

Answers to me via email, tweet, Instagram or Facebook!

You have until noon tomorrow! The winner of Day 1’s giveaway will be informed this evening.

TO WIN THE TABLE TOP POOL TABLE & CHRISTMAS ALE. YOU FIRST OF ALL MUST BE OVER 18 YEARS OLD (unless you don’t want the booze) AND YOU MUST KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS WUNNA FACT,

Question: In my early 20’s which rather flashy American city/town or whatever you want to call it did I move to?

Answers Tweeted, Facebooked, emailed or to me somehow.

Please SHARE this post EVERYWHERE……those who do will be getting a

BarryM Sequin Nail POLISH