Those Little Phone calls….

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And just when you think everything’s turning a bit shitty, ‘The Gods’ throw you a bone and just like that you’re back to normal and life goes straight back to magical.

I feel like the luckiest tinker in the world.

Last night, I was so stressed. I was SO stressed, that I was stressing myself out. I don’t like a pity party. I throw them. But I don’t like them. I look at ‘dwellers’ in a bizarrely weak light. I’m not harsh with them, because everyone is different. I simply leave them to it.

My friends will also tell you that I’m rubbish at sympathy when other’s are throwing a pity party , because no matter what they’re going through, I’ve either been through it myself at some point, a million times over and know that all ends up alright in the end…Well depending on the experience and strength of the human. And I can see someone’s strength in a second.

Yet, after a moment of feeling sorry for myself, I kinda just snapped out of it and realized how lucky I was.  Then I figured that being stressed, was a complete waste of my time, (nothing is worse than wasted time.) So I got over myself, got over the dramatics, and the words of Jaden Smith, I..

‘Looked at the case and closed it.’

My phone rang this morning (after I slept on life and let the world take a turn) and the other end of my line said,

Agent: ‘I read ya blog. I have news. Good news! So, let’s get you back working and excited.’

I’ve had a fun Summer. A Summer that I needed to have. I don’t know why I had to have it? Yet, i’m really glad I did, because I got to enjoy it normally and simply just LIVE. I might have felt a little lost through it in parts. Yet, I’m SO glad, that I got to feel all that I did. I’m the luckiest girl in the world.

But in one second straight, I grew ten feet tall and burst into confetti with excitement.

I’M BEAMING.

I guess, the good thing about my life, is it’s never EVER easy and because it’s hardly that easy, i’ve grown and developed super fast. On occasion it’s fueled by cocktails, yet once work kicks in (and i’ve been on down time due to slow scheduling, book writing and delays)...I become ALIVE again and I’m simply at my strongest, when a schedule is put into place and the schedule involves everything I love, everything I know, everything new and everything that makes me happy.

I’m at my happiest right now and when that happens, I radiate a *glow,* an energy.

KatyP: ‘Look at you. You look so happy now, to be getting out of your down time.’

She said it with a smirk, that made me beam, because it was a smirk where in which no words were needed.

Those moments are magical.

If anyone can embrace a new chapter or a bit of the old ‘showbiz,’ it’s me. I couldn’t be more excited to have everything go back to normal. (Well my version of normal anyhow.) By nature, I’m a ‘toughy’ aren’t I? Yet, everything now is suddenly back in place and I  can way *b’bye* to a rowdy, Peroni dripped Summer and just get on with Girl bossing it again. Well, just get on with my  version of LIFE again. When it comes to life, I kinda learn it along the way. I never matters how old or young you are? How much experience you’ve had…makes you grown.

It’s weird how a phone call can simply change everything.

I had an inbox this morning from the this guy I dated when I was 18. I actually left him for LA and married another human, so he would have no reason to really be lovely to be a few decades on.

He’s actually done well for himself. I always say that i’m like some kind of juicy mojo, as all the guys that I’ve dated (aside from the lazy ones) have ended up doing really well for themselves, off their own back. I’m gonna go with it’s because i’m inspirational. They wouldn’t. Lol. Yet, if not, at least I gave them a point to prove.

I ignored the message, because it’s what I always do and let’s face it, I don’t want to be with him, do I. 

Yet, he came at me with a..

‘You can come over to mine, the kids can play in the pool, whilst you tell me how shit your life is without me.’

I admire the confidence. Yet honey, my life isn’t too shabby. 😉 Lol.

I don’t really have that much more to say, other than….

Here we go…

Wunna Land, IS BACK.

You’re always one decision away from a new version of Life.

 

 

 

My New Years Resolutions….

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Gosh! All this time off is making me go bonkers. It’s hilarious! I’m tottering around pestering and annoying innocent folk, just so my brain has something to do. Hahah! I’m like the kid that gets kicked out of glitter class (Wait? Hold up! I’d never get kicked out of glitter class? What the actual fuck IS glitter class? Lol Whatever it is? I wouldn’t get  kicked out of it.) But you get the picture, my system needs to get back to work mode in order to feel satisfied. I’m really excited because i’m about to go into a *juggle,* which is when you have lots to conquer all at once. It’s challenging, it’s fun.  Yet, right now all i’m doing is thinking and planning it all (which actually makes me panic as you can ponder things far too much) and being a FIRE sign, all the *pondering* gets boring after a while, when you have to wait to move forward. I’m an action girl…and therefore now, because i’m impatient…you are receiving a rant. Lol.

January always goes really fast! I don’t mean the ‘waiting for a pay day’ part, as I realize that most have spazzed their fine earned pences on cocktails. Yipppeee! Yet, when you have goals that you’re trying to fit in, in the first month, it’s always hard, as it *zoom* by without you consent and you have to double up in Feb.

I slept last night. I never can sleep, so that’s a good thing. But weirdly, I watched Chloe Khan’s snippets (lots of naked bits, boobie bits and sex bits) from her time in the Celebrity Big Brother House. Now, i don’t know whether she did that on purpose to gain ‘attention?’ If she did, well done, it worked and it took some fucking balls. It made her newsworthy. So the result, good or bad, was an attention winner. OR if she’s just like that as a human? Then I had a wine and wasn’t bothered anymore and fell asleep. It kinda made me learn that it’s what you do AFTER the snippets of attention have occurred that set task of longevity. My mind and soul must’ve been content with that knowledge and just conked out peacefully.

How was your New Year! I actually ditched my Slutty Sailor Girl outfit and Cockpit Pilot sexy wear, to simply stay home, with my babies. To the ‘Party Goers’ (and i am one to indulge in a good time, if it’s done right and in some form of luxury lol) that may sound dull. But to ME, it was heaven sent, peaceful, loving and bubbled my sail into 2017 with love. Their faces alone we’re adorable.

I will go on to tell you that LOVE MATTERS. It’s what makes you strong. Gives you a purpose. I’m a single mum, so the LOVE that I have for my children power me forward. Nothing compares to that! I’m ambitious, so the LOVE that I have for my ‘dream come true’ job and work radiates from my kitty soul like fire. The LOVE that I have for my parents, the people that gave me a foundation to grow, is deep rooted and dashed with the most sincere respect. The love that I have for having such hilarious friends, keeps my system light, filled with laughter and keeps me being a functioning alcoholic. Lol. It’s a fun love, as you need your ‘soldiers’ right by your side. They’re the people you tell everything to without *censor.*

We all know that i’m SINGLE and i’ve been single by choice because I just haven’t been able to find the correct male human to partner up with. Hahaha! Yes, i’ve been on dates, as usual, as they’ve come, and learnt a lot. Yet, i haven’t had that ‘chemistry’ that is essential to the way i think, move, or see the future…swing by me. Where i cn just be me and the get it! All great guys. All phenomenal people. But just not right for me. And i mean that both ways. As, I am also just not right for them. (Even if some of them haven’t seen that yet. 🙂 )

I get loads of messages from guys, as any girl would on social media, who may tickle anyones fancy, who read my blog and say that I haven’t have such a hardcore *tick list.* There isn’t a *tick list.* I just know what i like, need and want in another human being, that is so much more than a simple list, as it’ll be something i feel, when i see them and meet them. (HAHAHAHAH….That makes me sound pervy!) Just because i’m not willing to ‘just settle’ for ‘a bit right’ doesn’t mean i’m being tight. It just means that i’m doing what’s right for ME…and you can’t change that, because it’s working for me and i’m quite toolish and strong headed. HOWEVER, if YOU WERE Mr.Right, you wouldn’t want to change that would you? 🙂 As firstly, you’d be IT and secondly, trying to change a partner means you’re not getting it. You’re not accepting them for who they are with love and support. Nonetheless, I’m always quite willing to go on dates! Well…some dates. Lol. I LOVE meeting people.

I’ve gone on a rant haven’t I!

New Years Resolutions! What’s Yours?

I never usually make them, as I’m not good at confining myself to rules that i make personally. The little rules that I make for myself. If i find that i’m only answerable to myself, then there’s no hope, as I can handle Me telling myself off. Lol. I just end up hitting the glitzy *fuck it* button and having fun. (When i say ‘fun’ I simply mean doing the things that I love.) But if someone else gives me rules, I seem to be pretty obedient. It’s weird. Maybe because i feel more responsible and i’m not in the business of letting people down by nature. It makes me feel awkward.

But here they are anyway..

Wunna’s New Year’s Resolutions.

. EVERY DAY THIS YEAR do something proactive big or small that will help me get closer to my big goal. Work harder at it, basically.

. 20 minutes exercise every day. (I’m shit at going to gym, or signing up to groups, so it won’t be that. So it’ll just be some ‘show up to whenever’ class, or some run or something? I reckon i’ll be into Pilates. Lol

.EVERY DAY (because Karma’s ace) do a good deed for someone. Doesn’t have to be massive, as it’s the little things in life that make a difference. Hopefully it’ll come back on me threefold. If not, i’m not doing it again next year! HAHAHA. EVIL!

That’s it! As everything else in my life i do well. 🙂

I need a massage and to get my nails done today.

I’m back to work tomorrow. The sun is shining. The babies and my Mum and I are all off to The Frenchgate centre in Doncaster.

I’m excited to tell you about the stuff that I have going on in 2017. There will be a blog about it all. I’ll be telling you where i’m going, why I’m going and when as I go along also.

Do remember that you are able to cross life paths with me at ANY SINGLE POINT. Maybe life will just naturally guide you my way. But if not…purposely *bump* into Wunna land, have a good time with me and find yourself in this blog the next day! *The 2017 cast 😉 ) But this year, chrissiewunna.com will be becoming more interactive, as we all do life together.  I’m going to be focusing a lot on getting another rung up that success ladder…so bare with me.

Like i said there’s a plan, yet in life you never quite know what’s going to happen, do you? But everything i have ‘intended’ sounds pretty good. Lol.

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Decent Humans, Corset Sex & Ponies

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So, we’ve all fallen off the tracks, a bit. I have a friend, on a diet, who today decided that they needed a cheese toastie because of ‘fuck it.’ Lol. I have another who was so passionate about writing a really pervy book about the story of their life, who now…has lost her ‘gusto’ about it all. I’ve been really shit at saving, (you’d think that I would’ve been good, but when you’re the head honcho of a family, money just seems to sieve through your fingers…plus, i’m still not over wasting dosh on my rubbish night out in Ponte Lol ) and well if nothing else, this is the time, when we should all get back on our broken down ponies and shimmie back on track with *Victory.*

Now, I’m a girl who oozes determination. I’m never one to stop in my heels, simply because somethings gone wrong and i’m certainly never one to give up on anything. Things have to be really bad, or the situation has been utterly, utterly negative for me to pack up my luxury pink suitcase, throw in my diamante towel and call it a day. I’m just not of that nature and as humans, we’re either people who fight, or people who give in. So, now, i’m just gonna do what I do best, in moments when my friends, loved ones, or myself feel weak, or have come across a minor hiccup…which is FIGHT. Yes, in kitten boxing gloves…but still…armed with a smile, a warm heart made of ‘lioness’ and a wink. You can’t get anywhere in life if you give up all the time.

Okay, one of the good things that happened was a moment. There was a moment today, a brief one, where in which a friend, who was feeling rather emotional, decided to hit *pause,* simply to tell me how much they appreciated my existence in their life…and moments like that, even though i may laugh them off, or deliver a response with sarcasm….mean so much to me. Y’know…they sort of looked at me with tears in their eyes, after saying lovely things to me, about myself (always good Lol) and said, ‘So yeah, if I was to describe you in three words…this is what i would say…’

I’m really great at listening…so I only can remember two. Hahaha. But one word was ‘uplifting’ because they felt that in times of trouble, i was the person who managed to pick you their pieces and glue them back together… (I do this alot, but without being mushy. It’s all charm, kindness, dashed in wit and humour.) The second word, they used was ‘Positive.’ By nature, i’m always positive. Even when i’m grumbly…i’m soul is pretty much still positive. I’m not a dark ‘deep place’ person. I’m light…and it’s the light in me that others weirdly find inspiring?

I can’t remember the third word, but it was a good one. Hahaha. Yet, just in that moment, seeing their eyes fill up and their confidence be able to say this to me, made my day worthwhile. The conversation ended with a ‘Okay, i’l stop being gay now,’ and then we had bacon butties, to steam roll over this odd, emotional moment. 🙂 (That’s a very ‘Yorkshire’ thing to do.)

Later on, during my day, I found myself giving another lovely advice on, what I call ‘corset sex.’ HAHAHA. Now, ‘Corset sex’ is pretty self explanatory, and GREAT if you’re a girl who may feel insecure about being fully naked, during sexytime. Boys dig corsets. Corsets make your boobs look bigger. AND more importantly…they hold in your wibbly bits, that we all have, when we’re being bent over in uncompromising positions, that only boys seem to find sexy. So, if you’re a little terrified of showing of that tum tum, do sexy time in a Corset. (I have a red one that I whop out in emergencies. Ben loves it.)

She looked up at me, all doughie eyed, beautiful, whilst eating something cakey Lol…and said, ‘But i can’t wear a corset ALL THE TIME.’ Yes, you can! Grab a variety of them, focus on your best bits and go for it!

Feeling sexy is the most important part to sex. When i don’t feel sexy, I just don’t put out…Simples!

So, there you have it….today you learnt how to be sexy with your wibbly bits, how to express kindness and also get back on that pony, when you feel as though you’re about to swirl down that plug hole. Do it all glamourously and you’re set for another month. We’ll come up with another plan at the end of Feb. Lol.

On the whole, by nature, i’m gobby, smiley, expressive, loud and opinionated. But I enjoy it when the people who truly know me, or the people who don’t manage to see the good bits about me…’uplifting, positive, inspiring.’ 🙂 I mean, you don’t have to walk around fully covered up, with a Bible passage in your hand and a gummy label, glued to your shirt saying ‘I’m kind,’ to be a decent person. I come in boobs, an Oriental wash, ten layers of fake tan, over eyeshadowed peepers, sarcasm and big hair. Someone once bought me a Bible and I lost it, but I still know how to be a pretty alright human being.