Mornings make me happy and they’re such an important part of the day because each time you wake up, (whether you’re fresh as a daisy, off to work, rolling some eye candy out of our bed, hungover, happy, worried, or dashing off with the kids,) you get another shot at doing life! It’s a whole new start! It feels good! We kinda take it for granted.
Just like that… everything could stop…So it’s important to remember to treasure and enjoy the things that you have… while you still have them.
Only do the things that make you happy, fall in love, take your chances, look good whilst your doing it and make your wishes and dreams come true. Build your career, build your family, never feel judged by what people think or say and live it with every inch of your soul.
(Why am I trying to sound like some life guru right now? 🙂 Let’s be real, I fainted last last whilst on the actual toilet at around 1am in the morning. Lol. Am I the only ‘glamour puss’ to ever do that?)
Now, before we all start getting in a tizzy and ringing all these panic bells. It was a comedic faint, not a ‘Call the Doctor’ faint.
My drunk chick friend had been snap chatting last night, before ‘shut eye’ and charger ‘plugins.’
Chick friend: ‘I’m only on 11 percent battery life now. I’m pissed. Mof sleep.’
Me: Don’t you dare wake me up, start all this *look at me, look at me, pay attention to me* thing and then just be like, fuck it i’m off to sleep, once i’m here! Lol’
I was laid in bed, fast asleep…happy as can be….and then my stomach started to kill….It hurt SO much, that I was trying to ignore it. I tried to pretend that it wasn’t actually happening, because ofcourse, when you do, and you close your eyes, whilst hiding under the duvet…it’s not! 🙂
IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
When I was 19, the guy that I was dating cheated on me and I’d walked into his home and seen him in bed with a girl…that he had ‘boned’ all night.
At the time I was devastated…OFCOURSE! But now, at 37 and after doing moderately well in life, 😉 I look back on that memory fondly, like it’s a juicy, yet comedic little burst of Wunna life memory because HE DID the ‘close your eyes, hide under the duvet and pretend it’s not happening’ thing…and in that moment, he must have REALLY shat himself. Poor sod.
He went on to try and win me back. I moved to Hollywood and married a ‘movie star.‘ 🙂
How have I got this distracted!?! I’m meant to be telling you about my flipping tummy ache.
Hurt so bad (like that cramp you get in your leg that is uncontrollably painful, but just like ouchy bits of life, you have to go through it anyway…Lol.) I was trying to *swag* it out. When you *swag* something out, when no ones watching you, it’s really awkward and uncomfortable. 🙂
Got up, did a giant naked SPRINT to the loo, sat on the toilet and I don’t know what happened, but my whole body did this hot, cold, flush thing, all these yellow blurry dots, *fuzzed* over me, and I kinda just remember keeling over for a moment, losing m mind and feeling all hot and sweaty…
I woke up on the floor, after about a minute or so, right as rain, like i’d just watched a bit of telly, or had a ham sandwich…
Then I ‘naked’ walked back to bed and immediately fell asleep.
Why am I so WEIRD! THAT IS NOT NORMAL. No wonder I’ve been married so many times!!!
Dear Future Husband,
Please just love me anyway…
Look!! I look really good half naked with balloons….
Sold? Good! Thought so! *Wiggle Wink*
But away from all that….Yesterday was a great day!
I was at a catch up meeting with ‘Big A’ from ‘House of Solo’ Magazine, minding my own business, rambling on about my life, going on about how i’m going to be getting this new amazing body….
…and as I scrolled through my email, I received a message from ‘Amy’ in regards to the Lypsyl Mirror Compact Lip Balm, that I had loved and therefore ‘influenced,’ on my socials.
I loved it so much and like I always say, when you’re an influencer you receive and try out a lot of things, be they products, places, or people….and it’s hard to fit everything into your socials….
However, I genuinely loved my mirror compact madly and was so grateful to Lypsyl, that I basically featured it on my Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat and Facebook immediately…
ALL MY SOCIALS (which you should all be following)
Yesterday….My Lypsyl Mirror Compact and I were featured in The Sun…and Fabulous Magazine…
How good is that! I literally *SCREECHED* in the middle of Ego, at my meeting….
House of Solo, ‘Big A’ kept doing these ‘being jealous’ faces at me. Lol.
But it felt really GOOD, to have teamed up with Lypsyl (which is a huge glorious brand,) influence something and then to see it in the national press…
It felt really good!
(They’re such a wonderful team…)
I was jumping around a cocktail bar, they were jumping around their office.
Everyone was filled with excitement…
I felt like the luckiest girl in the world….and when I’m excited, i’m like a little girl. I beam!
I WILL tell you, that things in my life right now, are kinda wonderful, in ALL areas…..I know! Can you even believe it? And whether I am or not, right now, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world…