Dares For A Date, Road Beef & 21 Days..

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Today is ace. Sunday is always my favourite day. It’s like a peach and Malibu cocktail, with a tangy thong of ‘ooh.’ There’s a chilled sweetness to it, isn’t there?

I’m feeling wonderful. I’m looking better than I thought. 😉

*Purr Here…*

I can’t remember if I told you? But i’ve been breaking a bad habit? I might have said it on my Insta Story instead? But, without me going into it, because I’m weird like that (lol.) I’m SO open, about everything, all sorts, literally enough to make you blush and call a Doctor. HOWEVER, if I NEED to ‘conquer‘ something personally, that i’m gonna find a bit of a ‘TASK,’ I’ll always do it privately, under my ‘hush hush‘ brolly, like an insecure, oriental pixie.

(I’ll only tell a couple people, who I know won’t nag me about it. I hate ‘naggers.’ I’m too rebellious, once I hear a ‘nag.’ They get me all guns blazing, with my knickers in a tight, diva twist.)

Anyway. I’ve just passed Day 10, of my ‘breaking’ of bad habit & I’m really proud of myself, because I really didn’t think I could even get this far! Haha. FFs.

First Week Smashed. Ping off that bra and shout a Hail Mary!

I’ve said it before, it takes 21 days to break a habit…COLD TURKEY. (Use this when it comes to anything emotional, physical or mental. It’s a game of will power.)

21 DAYS!

I’m not far off now. So when I get to Thursday Sept 20th… I’ve done it. I’ve hit it. I’ve smacked it’s little booty and winked at it on the ‘naughty step.’ 

I’m actually going to treat myself after that. Like a reward for conquering a ‘glamour pussy’ demon.

What do they say?

‘Strength doesn’t come from doing what you can already DO! It comes from accomplishing the things, you never imagined you could conquer…’

Something, i’ve done all the way through my life. I always say, i wish you could see into my head and witness, all that i’ve seen all through my life.

(Currently getting a Flashback or riding down the escalator, outside Crunch Gym, on Sunset Blvd, in West Hollywood, with Joseph Fiennes, who was in town to film a movie. I think it was ‘Running with Scissors?’ He had a baseball cap on and was telling me he was Irish? Weird time to flash back THAT moment??) 

I was only a 23 year old kid. We’d been flirting for about a day…Lol.

You know what I’m like. I was all a flutter…He just probably thought I was fit…or cute…or whatever? ‘Road Beef’ is what I used to call my LA chick friend Jen. Hahah. (She used to always date these sportsmen. These athletes.  These American football players & Baseball Players.)

I’d always date an Actor, or a model…Yet, only because they were the ONLY guys around me, really….

Jen: ‘I’m driving to Anaheim today..I’m gonna go see him. He’s BBM’ed me.’

Me: ‘Haha. Don’t do that! You’re totally Road Beef. Lol’

(Even though I would do the same. I just wear my little heart on my sleeve and I always have. I like that about me though. I’d rather be that, than be incapable of loving. To me, that’s a travesty. A life without true love, is no life at all.) 

She’s finally happy, settled (Girls settle down much later in Hollywood)  and she’s just had her first gorgeous baby. I’m still…well..probably ‘Road beef’…But with a family…Haha.

I’m headed into a lucky time. A juicy time. A good time of work, excitement and new adventures. You know how much I love an adventure. My spirit is wild. I never want to feel tamed. There’s a lot of opportunity a brewing for us all and it’s making me feel delicious. I have a lot of news and I’ve changed everything around ‘personally,’ for it.

There’s something in the air, in Wunna Land, right now. The babies and I can feel it.

Even Ruby has a glint in her eye…

(She’s like a machine of magic, that girl…She’s grown straight into being….Lil’ Miss.Wunna, I guess? You wouldn’t think, but it’s kinda by accident, because I always encourage the kids, to simply BE THEM. But hey..If the crown fits? 😉 )

I will tell you, that I thought I was gonna have a quiet Sunday of putting my Depop store together. Yet, I got side tracked, because during my ‘Ask Me Anything‘ on Insta…a guy propositioned me to a GAME OF DARES….

I’m up for a dare. Why not? It’s life…

I came straight in…with a…

‘If you get my initials tattooed on you..’ (fyi, I don’t know this guy personally, at all..He’s a big Wunna Land Fan and I love that!) 

He immediately took the challenge,

‘I’m next in Thursday evening for ink, so I’ll film it being done, then send it to you…’

WHAT! WOW!

Then he came back and challenged me…

‘Ok, no problem…But then you’ll have to do my dare…’

If he went through with it….(Do know that it was just banter…I just said it to terrify him…But he wasn’t scared. Lol) I told him he’s win a date, if he did…and he will, if he does…

However, he would have to chose between DATE or Dare.

His Reply…

*Hit Play…*

SO, IT’S ON!!!

I love a challenge. I’m not backing down. If he wins, he’ll WIN A DATE. (Something that as a Wunna Land Fan, he’s requested for months.) If I win, he pretty much said…

We’ll see! Let’s play! I love that he had a sense of adventure. It’s yummy. More guys are scared of me, than they are bold, with me. I like it. There you have it. I’m playing ‘Dares For A Date’ with a Wunna Insta Story Fan.

Makes sense to me! Lol. Yay! SUNDAY!

What did you get up toooooo? 

I’ll be seeing ya! I’ve got work to do…

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Ps/ Junior got a ‘Special Mention Certificate’ on Friday at school. 😉 Miss. Murphy (who I love,) sent me a message, after reading my blog. (Our babies are in school together…) Her baby son Ray, told her, that Junior got called up for his mini certificate, but was too terrified to walk up and receive it. His best, school buddy friend, saw this and walked him up there, to help him feel bold. Awww! How magical! It melted my heart. It gave him all the confidence he needed. I love Miss. Murphy…He’s like the liquor in your cocktail..Not just the garnish. 😉

 

 

 

If You Go Down To The Woods…..

I am soooo sorry that I haven’t managed to blog in a week, but i’ve been away in the forest, i’ve had a birthday, I’ve drank my entire kitten body weight in Prosecco, spun around madly, dashed in glee….and i’m home now. I’ve had last minute shopping sprees, food buying and all sorts of cocktail dripped frenzies to conquer. It’s been a really busy, BUT GREAT, last couple of days. I’ve just been trying to get everything ‘Santa Perfect.’ But i’m back now and I AM BUZZING FOR CHRISTMAS DAY, I hope you are too!! It’s one of the only times that feel SO special, when you’ve been a single mum for years. Christmas Eve and Christmas Day is ACE!!  I’m like a kid. I’m SO excited!! Oh! And thank you for all the love i’ve been getting. I appreciate it. Also thank you to all the people who have been finding me out and about! It’s been wonderful meeting you! I love those sneaky, ‘Are you Chrissie Wunna..’ moments. They make me smile. I’m grateful. I have all the time in the time in the world from you…except when i’m pissed…then i’m sassy. 🙂

Anyway…I wrote half of this blog when I was still out in the woods, but my signal kept conking out, meaning that I couldn’t post my shenanigans… Life didn’t want me to! It was hilarious. I’d get SOME messages, but not all of them…then they’d all flood in at once…and my ‘social’ feeds kept pausing on an Instagram photo of Rio Ferdinand and his lovely girlfriend Kate, with a ‘cheeky night out with this one’ caption (they look so in love 🙂 )  and a Facebook ‘you can still post whilst offline’ feed of my gay friend, who was worried about his makeup… during a seizure? Lol. It wouldn’t let me scroll past these pictures….

However, here it is….My time in the woods…

Literally the most magical and enchanting piece of luxury, in all of the land. I’m currently rummaged deep in the heart of the Sherwood Pines Forest, in my luxury log cabin, blogging by my ‘open forest air’ hot tub, by a sassy pink gin and my family. It is so magical, that it is almost surreal. Words cannot even nearly describe how breathtakingly beautiful my trip to ‘do luxury’ in the forest has been. After a busy work year of championing city life….I am currently surrounded by absolute peace, bliss and tranquillity. The Forest Holidays team are treating me like a Queen. The service couldn’t be more delightful. I honestly feelt like like the luckiest kitten in the world right now.

Yet, *HOLD UP* Let’s not get it twisted. I’ve had a birthday. You all certainly know, as I pretty much posted it on every social platform that would let me.

I arrived in the Forest on Monday afternoon. Tuesday morning…I turned 37 and BOY did I celebrate it. I guess that’s what ‘Wunna Land’ is about. Making the most out of ‘good times.’ To be fair, I began celebrating on Monday (my arrival.) And from that point onward, SO much fun has occurred.

I’ve draped myself in luxury, selfied in Ann Summers bikinis (they fit so well, if you are boobied,) I’ve danced like I might *can can* for a living, I’ve sang, so there’s definitely a Grammy Award on the Horizon 😉 , i’ve spent time with family, I’ve rapped with the babies, I definitely passed out, woken up naked and randomly with a Satsuma in my hand? I’ve filled my entire body with pink ginny cocktails. I’ve glistened it thoroughly with prosecco pours. I’ve posed *nudies* in fur, *nudies* in jeans, the odd ‘nip’ has slipped out and bubbled away, in the enchanting depths and the open air of the forest, from my private forest hot tub.

It has been so much fun! I cannot even tell you. I’ve either been naked, in a towelling robe or in swimsuit the ENTIRE TIME, i’ve been here. It’s felt so liberating! I felt freeeee…..

The girls (my besties) had a birthday cake, prosecco, gifts, chocolates and all sorts sent to me by surprise. They called the retreat and found my cabin. HOW SWEET!!!

I’ve had fresh flowers sent to me by friends, fans, businesses, other holiday goers and other most thoughtful humans….almost every day. (If you’ve sent flowers to my cabin and didn’t leave a message with staff …I’ll not know who they’re from? I’ve received quite a lot of fleurs… and I thank you ever so much, as I couldn’t appreciate the kindness MORE! Honestly! You’re all so lovely!! It means a lot to me and from the bottom from my dodgy 37 year old heart.)

I’ve had fun. But do know that this forest retreat is all about finding your own kinda perfect. It’s just like life. It’s the things that you find, treasure and enjoy…It’s the carving of your own path that makes your very existence extra special to YOU.

So I’m a kitten who enjoys luxury, so i’ve loved hot tub bubbling, adventures, bouji..ing it up and prosecco sipping….I’ve ventured into the woods, simply to feel the magic that it conjures over you. I definitely refused to strut over some danger bridge (lol), yet other than that….I’ve had my breath taken away by the absolute beauty of the woods.

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You can hire bikes and race through the trails. Enjoy romantic walks. Hire out couples cabins with roaring log fires. You can dine in the woods. Hire an IN HOUSE Chef. Purchase woodland massages, have spa treatments in the comfort of your cabin, take part in activities, order champagne from your hot tub, order Room Service from your cabin and I just cannot even begin to tell you how wonderful this place is. I mean, the other night a lady escorted me through the pitch black woods, to my cabin with a torch, just so I got there safely. How sweet!

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There’s something for everyone.

IT IS AMAZING! SO MUCH MORE MAGICAL THAT YOU WOULD EVER BELIEVE!

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I’m currently on my last day. I’ve been here a week and gosh the staff here have treated my family and I SO WELL. We all came..my cousin, her boyfriend, my mum, dad, aunty, brother and the babies. We’ve had the most wonderful time!

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(And Hayley….you have been the most fantastic human during my time here. Thank you for all your help! You have been a GODSEND with Ruby & Junior. Thank you for being one of the best team members at the forest retreat, who unfortunately had the pleasure of tending/dealing with Wunna Land. I am SO GRATEFUL!)

I also wanted to say THANK YOU FOR ALL OF MY BIRTHDAY MESSAGES. I’ve read them all and tried to reply to everyone! Again. It meant so much! It’s been brilliant. Infact, right now, is SUCH A BRILLIANT time for me. I’m filled with excitement.

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I WILL tell you, that I sauntered out of the hot tub, with kitten hair everywhere, my swimsuit still wet, but with a large grey towelling robe draped over me…I Looked down at my phone, as everyone had been sending me birthday messages all day….Oh and again thank you to all of you who have following my Insta/Facebook & Snapchat stories. Yeah, they’ve been a little naughty…But i’m feeling 37, fun and all about living right now. Glad you’re loving it! 😉

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(It was actually the picture below that sent my ‘socials’ and inbox…into a frenzy. I don’t even know why? It’s like everyone forgot that i had it in me? Lol)

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BUT ANYWAY..

(I got distracted)

I saunter into my suite and look down at my phone…and there it was…a message that I had been waiting for…I’d been waiting for what felt like ages…. I’d thought about this person a great deal, they seem to mean a lot to me…because for a very long time….every time our paths have had to meander….LIFE…and that snazzy bit of emotion, has always *pushed* us back towards each other safely. Lol. This human is a GREAT HUMAN. love them! They’re ace! Yet, This ‘time we ‘meandered,’ as I like to say, I kinda just let life’s ‘river’ take it’s natural flow….because I felt more this time…When you feel more, all the guards go up don’t they! Lol…Well..at first!

I got the message….

And it was one of those messages that you thought you’d maybe get, but never got.. and therefore taught your heart to deal with the situation…..However, your heart never wants to deal with a situation, as simply as that, does it? It always wants to go with how it truly feels….

It made me beam.

And just like that…everything went back to how it should be…

I think?

However! It is NOW Christmas Eve…and I have been filled with utter excitement! I LOVE IT! And it’s not that hard to love it? I see so many people still ‘bah hum bugging’ it and to me..you’re cringe…Stop it.

Have fun! Live life. Enjoy it. I mean, to me it’s not a SERIOUS time, it’s a wonderful time. A time that gives you an excuse to celebrate with your family, or friends, or even if you chose to have a quiet gin and chill by yourself…it’s lovely! Tell the people that you love, that you LOVE THEM. Share a Bailey’s with your bestie. RELAX, if you’ve had a busy ass year. Or send blessings to those who are far less fortunate.

Infact, if you’re feeling a wee bit glummy…don’t fret…there’s a magic in the air. Good things will happen…..It’s all about believing they will and taking leaps of faith!

The other day, straight after the forest, after we had been dripped in luxury, Ruby, Junior and I went out on the streets and gave away ‘blessing bags’ to the homeless people in our area. We gave away 100 pairs of socks, gloves, scarves, treats, hygiene products…food…all sorts…but most importantly we gave other humans, who needed support… OUR TIME. And that’s the biggest thing you can give anyone…It shows respect. It shows warmth. It matters. To Wunna Land, it matters.

And yes, I didn’t do it, to score all The Samaritan brownie points on my ‘insta likes’ board. *Rolls Eyes.* We all know that i’ve had the most sexy past of ‘colour,’ that could turn all the lands ‘Holy Water’ into wine.

I did…because I wanted to and because it’s important To ME to give back. I’m really grateful for all the life that i’ve been lucky enough to have been given…I’ve taken the good with the bad and I’m a great support to anyone or anything I care about.

Merry Christmas EVERYONE! The blogs will go back to normal now!

Thank you for following my life….

All the love,

Chrissie x

(FYI/ You still have 7 days left of 2017)

 

Gino’s, High Fashion Mags & Loading Bays

Gino’s was great on Friday. It was the perfect treat to celebrate my soul, after a trip to Candy Mechanics. As soon as I pushed through that magical glass entrance and into the stylish, baby blue, sanctuary of Italian life, light and love…I was immediately greeted with warmth, a gust of ‘part of the family’ and a distinct zap of (what I call) ‘boujiness.

‘Hi Chrissie! How ARE you! Great to see you again!’

(Almost like i’d never left.)

The beautiful hostess beamed with ‘Wunna’ delight and stylish Italian manager came over, for hugs and ‘welcome back’ kisses. I always feel at home, whenever I walk through those doors. There’s no place like it for me. It’s cosy and immaculate, yet filled with a fun, sophisticated, Italian vibe. Whenever I go, I’m treated so well, that all that’s left to do is to enjoy a freshly frosted glass of prosecco. It’s m perfect. ‘relax after a busy work day’ haunt.

Me: ‘I’m just gonna grab a drink, if that’s okay? I’m on my own.’

Hostest: ‘Do you need me to take your coat?’

Me: ‘No, no, i’m fine thank you. I’ll just head down to the Prosecco bar.’

She smiled like I knew my way…(and I know my way to any Prosecco bar…blind) and as I sauntered down the stairway, I cheekily glimpsed around the restaurant.

It was all a bustle, almost every table filled with good times, families and friends. Infact, it was really quite busy for 2pm on a Friday! I couldn’t see an empty table. Even when I got down to the Prosecco bar for a quiet drink (the prosecco bar was peaceful, I was the only one sat at the bar) the downstairs restaurant was also full. It was filled with a party of handsome, excited, stylish young men. Guys! The boys! They looked like they were celebrating something? But who knows? They had fun! They ordered THE BEST of everything in the entire place! Their bill actually came to a shocking amount and the great thing about them, was that they didn’t care one bit because they had spent it on ‘good times’ and memories.

I looked over at the lady behind the bar, who had already asked me what I’d like..and with a wink and a smile…my frosted glass of prosecco was right there in front of me.

*Looks down at phone.*

Abeiku Arthur: ‘Where you at? I’m in Leeds.’

Me: ‘Ginos. You coming? I’ve only got 7 percent battery life…My phone’s gonna die.’

Abeiku Arthur: ‘Yeah. Cool. Stay there. Be there in 20 mins. No. 30 mins.’

Incase you’ve forgotten, Abeiku Arthur is one of my good, good friends. He owns the high fashion magazines, ‘House of Solo’ and ‘Pentagon.’ I love our impromptu catch ups, as we always end up talking business, work and banter. We have these personas of swag, style and grace….(well my ‘grace’ is dipped in moderate SASS,) yet if you were to actually sit in, on one of our conversations, you’d probably DIE of actual ‘holy shitness.’ Nothing is more OPEN than our conversations. He brings the ‘gangsta’ our in me.

Anyway, i’m sat at the bar, sipping prosecco by myself, happily taking selfies and snapchatting life at Gino’s. I’m running out of charge because of this Tom Foolery, and if i HATE anything, I truly dislike running out of charge. (If you know me personally, you will know that I ALWAYS carry a charger.)

Luckily, whilst I was sat at the bar, I noticed a guy sat at the end of the bar, on a laptop, that had a wire that mysteriously disappeared under the bar.

I followed the magical wire with my eyes…and BOOM, I ungracefully plonked my head rapidly under the bar and OH MY LORD, HAVE ALL THE MERCY, to my absolute DELIGHT, under the bar, was charger point HEAVEN. Hundreds of sockets. Life! Light! My heart may have skipped a beat. I plugged in and charged up…Yet weirdly I did it sneakily, because you do don’t you for some reason, when you’re charging your phone in public places? There’s a sense of ‘am I meant to be doing this’ about the whole situation. But you do it anyway?

Abeiku Arthur shows up, with some vintage camera that he’s bought from some vintage store, and takes photos of me to adjust his flipping focus.

We talk work. We talk life. We talk banter. We have some many stories that would shock your soul, it’s almost hilarious. We’re both hustlers. We’re both determined. We both have businesses that have accidentally done well. I love ‘House of Solo’ because I know how hard he works and how bad he wants success. Were both hustlers by nature. I do it glamorously. He does it dipped in a swaggalicious dash of ‘high fashion.’ He loves ‘Wunna Land’ and chrissiewunna.com because, who flipping doesn’t? 😉 But really, to him, i’m amazing because i’m honest. I’m real. We always have these bets on with each other and there has NEVER been ANYTHING SO FAR that I have SAID i’m going to do, that I haven’t done YET! Well..apart from ONE THING.

Abeiku Arthur: ‘Where’s my money! You ain’t done that at all!’

Me: ‘Fuck off. It isn’t Christmas yet. I said CHRISTMAS! Anyway, I have a tab open, order a drink if you want.’

‘Nah, it’s cool. I’ll get mine.’

‘You do know, i’m getting a cocktail after this…’

‘You’re not, i’ve parked in a loading bay, so we’re on a timer. You have to come with me to see this chick, who’s got  some camera lights that I need to look at…Oh! I have PR now.’

‘Really who…?’

We finish our drinks, we chat about our next career stop offs. We snapchat and get annoyed at the fact that the double ‘bunny ears’ filter, only commits to one. ME! 🙂  It plays with you doesn’t it?

One face ALWAYS has the ‘bunny ears’ and the other face has to tilt and meander in order to get a ‘look in.’ But it lies to you and tells you that you can BOTH ENJOY ‘bunny ears’ at the exact same time with EASE. There’s no ease about it. You end up in the most awkward head alignment, for absolutely no other reason, than showing people that you’re in a place, with someone or no one, with ‘bunny ears’ on your head…and even worse, we only use a filter because it makes us look better!

Abeiku Arthur: ‘MAN! Where are my bunny ears!!!!’

Me: ‘Ugh! Are we really gonna do Autumn Leaves now…!!’

(He’s doing really well right now. I mean, from Interviews with ‘The Script’ and the guy who sings the ‘She my Bestie, Bestie, she may Bestie’ song 🙂 , dashed with Gucci, Prada, Vogue writers, and Fashion week galore. He could’ve done a lot worse or himself. Lol.)

Abeiku Arthur: ‘And you’re the girl that’s managed to turn the story of her life into big bucks.’

Me: ‘As if you’ve parked in a loading bay.’

Life was great! All was great! I felt really positive all weekend. It was bliss.

The rest of my time was filled with family and baby love. I took the kids out. We had the best time of merriment. We bought toys, played out. We just swirled in Wunna land love. Our brunch of choice was at Patisserie Valerie in Doncaster and simply because Junior need banana pancakes and Ruby needed poached eggs. (It is the only place that does both.)

We met up with my Mum and had the best family weekend ever. Family’s really important to me. Growing up we were always close and throughout my 20’s due to work, I lived away in LA for years and years and years…but we were still REALLY REALLY CLOSE. We tell each other everything. Were a really open family. It’s filled to the brim with loyalty and love. Almost anything goes….and I just feel really lucky to have them.

I mean even this morning, I had to have a business meeting with my mum before I set off to work and she just looked at me, beamed and said,

‘ I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t believe in you. I believe in you more than anyone…’

(And she’s not soft like that is my Mum. She’s real. She’s ‘tough love’…But she has a kitten soul. She’s a ‘tell it how it is,’ kinda gal. J I love her more than life.)

She teaches me how to be a GREAT Mum and that I am. I mean look at this…Over the weekend…Ruby finds graffiti on the wall that reads the letters ‘BT’

Ruby:  ‘Mum? What’s that??’

Me: ‘It’s just graffiti babe..’

Ruby: ‘It’s like Ted Baker, but backwards.’

YES! MY CHILD ROCKS! BOOYAH! ALL THE TROPHIES!

We ended up doing a quick dinner at ‘Ego’ and then just enjoying Bonfire night, as the skies were littered with bitty burst of colour and excitement. I love everything about driving through the streets on bonfire night. The skies celebrate your existence and the airs smells of a warm, burnt whisper. It soothes any fire sign with comfort.

Saturday night I slept like a baby…

Then Keiran text me, at the crack of dawn, to see if I could drop Junior off at 8.30 am on Sunday morning….

One day, when i’ve chimed my ultimate success bell…I’ll be able to enjoy those blissful ‘good times’ and those glorious moments of ‘lay in’ without being suddenly woken up by ‘life alarms.’ I mean, I hate nothing worse than ‘alarms.’ Be it metaphorical or literal. I can’t stand waking up every single morning to the *bleep bleep* of my phone. It’s bad for my soul and sort of ‘off starts’ my day, because it forces me to get  up against my will. Surely my body should wake whenever  it wants to?

The only alarm I ever adored, was when I slept over at Samuel’s apartment in London, (I was on the Paris Hilton Show with him, back in the day.) He’s gay and his ‘Wake up’ alarm song was the ‘Part of That World’ by ‘The Little Mermaid.’ J

Now, i’m a Sasserilla and i’m not remotely ‘Disney’ by any means, but let me tell you, TO THIS DAY, (and do note that I have  been woken up by MANY an alarm, all over the WORLD… in a zillion hotel suites, a bundle of odd people’s bedrooms, my own personal delicious bed sheets and homes across the mighty globe..) DO NOTE, THAT TO THIS DAY, that SONG has been THE BEST ALARM WAKE UP CALL, I have ever had the pleasure to rise to! You really should try it! It’s bliss!

2009 Throwback Convo: (After we had returned from an evening out with Paris at Jalouse.)

Me: ‘You actually have Ariel has your wake up alarm.’

Sam: ‘Yeah obvs! What do you have?’

Me: ‘Usually just some guy telling me he’s not looking for a serious relationship. Lol’