I’m totally sat in a quiet bar filled with gentlemen in tweed flat caps and it’s amazing. You know you’re in full blown Yorkshire when that happens and you know that the ‘flat caps’ aren’t bothered about Wunna Land. They just get to tending to their simple, happy, daily routine….Oriental girls who take selfies in dressing rooms, don’t matter, unless she’s buying them an afternoon..
‘Pint of Johns, please..’
I’ve been thinking about love recently. Probably because I’ve been chatting to all my friends, be they near or far… and most of them have chosen a really different existence to mine. I adore that. I love it when people own THEIR VERSION of life.
Everyone’s starting new chapters or relighting old ones, shaking off baggage, for more suited loves and no ones seems to be going ‘solo.’ Everyone seems all loved up. It’s everywhere. It’s everywhere I look…and yes, i think it’s wonderful…BUT…
(Bad way to be…)
I love, love…but here I am, sat amongst the ‘flat caps’..in a corner on my laptop…alone…with my prosecco. I’m happy…I am. Who wouldn’t be with a morning prosecco? 😉 But GOSH, i’m ready for a bit of ‘cosy,’ dream come true, perfect kinda love now. I’m 37. Whop on that piece of armour, jump on that stallion and hurry yourself to Wunna Land.
Guy friend Fox: ‘You chose a different kind of life…and well you’re just too picky..’
Me: ‘You probably shouldn’t refer to yourself as not THAT picky when you’re just got engaged. lol’
Chick Friend Tess: ‘You’re picky…I think you’re picky. But I guess…’
Me: ‘No, but obviously I get a lot of love from my socials…but that’s not real…and well, whenever I like someone…they never like me back. Or if I do, we date and then something goes wrong…’
Guy Friend Fox: ‘Do you fancy someone now…?’
Guy Friend Fox: ‘Would they know that….?’
Chick Friend Tess: ‘Then what’s the problem…’
Me: ‘ No problem…I love that you’ve assumed that he must obviously adore me…’
Chick Friend Tess: ‘He must, or he’s blind, his bits don’t work or he has no sense of humour…’
(Lol…You can always count on your girls to make you feel mighty!)
I kinda like ‘Firmonnell’ more, because she’ll tell it to me straight with a…
‘Cry me a river and all that, Now shut ya face and crack on.’
Yet is exceedingly supportive in all that I do. All of the girls are, Double B, Fairytale, Hustle, Mel, Lady Shizzle…the lot….
But back to lurve…
To me, there are three stages to love (and i’ve nicked this off Ellen Degeneres, my girl crush, who is happily married) …there is ‘HAPPY,’ followed by ‘LOVE...,’ followed by ‘COMPLETION.’
What stage are you at?
We’ve all been happy, we’ve all been in love….yet i’m at a stage where i kinda fancy being someones ‘completion…‘ I fancy that. Doesn’t everyone…? But isn’t that saying we can’t be happy or ‘complete’ by ourselves?
Wait, i’m being ‘negatory.’
We all want different things. We all have a different’ version of ‘completion.’ It’s such a lovely phase. I definitely don’t want to be 72, alone…with all my cats…and no company..and that’s coming from one of the most independent girls, who LOVES HER OWN company.
I’m one to just happily wait around, doing life merrily, making a name, making some money, loving my kids…under the conception that fate will simply throw ‘my hero’ at me… he’ll ‘roddle‘ up from his fall, look toward me and think..
‘AAAAH BLISS. COMPLETION. The only girl I could ever share my entire life with!’
Guy friend Fox: ‘I love how you’ve just read out ‘someone’ like it can be anyone….’
Me: ‘SHUT UP LOL. I’m writing my blog! Get me a drink..’
Chick friend: ‘Do CAREER FIRST Wunna… You could’ve been a star right now, if you didn’t waste previous time on dickheads from 2000 and something past. Total planks. You’ve never been treated well enough.’
Me: ‘Get me a drink.. Ooh, my agent’s Whatsapped me.. And shush, I AM DOING CAREER. I’m loving career. *&&*&*****$£$!!’
Away from all that. I’m excited about life. More good work news came today and I’ve just signed up to THREE MORE collabo’s which you don’t have to worry about, because you will know when WUNNA LAND has shimmied into their world. I also have two more auditions. Good ones….
I currently have my
‘MAKE WUNNA YOUR SCREENSAVER..’
..competition going on. Mainly on my Facebook fanpage. You save me as your phone or laptop screensaver…inbox me the shot and you will recieve a personally photographed and signed photo from me…to you…that no one else will have…
IF YOUR SCREENSAVER MAKES TOMORROWS BLOG…
You will also WIN a VIDEO MESSAGE FROM ME.
I’m loving all the screensavers that are coming in! They’re great and i’m rubbish at running comps and being able to deal with it all. But i want to interact with you all more and bring you into my world. My diary. This diary.
I’m getting lots of SOCIAL LOVE. It is so hard to keep up with all the replying, but i’m trying my best and only replying to my ‘comments’ or any current screensaver inbox pics.
Replying is so difficult when it comes in MASS LOADS, cos part of me can’t find the time…without being on my phone all day…yet that is kinda my job. …so what am I moaning about? Then I don’t want anyone to feel ‘left out,’ so I don’t want to only reply to some and not them all…It’s all very tragic. Lol…
Kinda makes me need prosecco.
But I appreciate the love…
Here are some of the pics you’ve missed, if you haven’t been following my Facebook, Snapchat, Twitter or Instagram…
One of my good guy friends, who plays,..’London Business Man‘ in this merry little blog, is currently messaging me and giving me a lecture on ‘nudity.’ Followed with a..
‘Listen, I think you look mind blowing. You know that.I completely fancy you. So I’m not judging you…but…/Don’t even give me the, i’ve got a jumper on line…’
I don’t need a lecture. I’m a grown up. I think my pics are great. I wave the flag for womanhood and for women being MORE CONFIDENT, in ANY WAY WE CHOOSE….And technically, if you can’t see a jumper, then SIR, you are simply BLIND.
FYI/ Dear any future friends or ‘Completions…’ You have to be okay with Wunna Land, or I will rebel and not like you.