2018, Kittens & Baby Pink Undies

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I sailed into 2018 peacefully, armed with the mighty words, that I accumulated via The Fine God, that is P.Diddy…

‘Too blessed to be stressed.’

I had a wonderful 2017. I don’t have to go through it all, because…well, you all know what happened, I wrote a diary about it almost every day. (Well, I told you the bits that I wanted to tell you. 😉 )

It was a big year of ‘building.’ The kinda year where you have a plan, yet FOR ONCE you actually go about ‘being productive’ with it all. For example…How can I put it?  Last year, I didn’t sit and WATCH the fitness video, whilst eating a packet of crisps. I STOOD UP AND DID THE VIDEO.

Changes were made. Changes that put ‘happiness’ first and because of all that sassy sizzle of hard work…this year….in 2018, I should be rubbing two sticks together and finally making a fire.

There’s been lots of moments where in which *sparks* were lit, yet the fire didn’t burn…because I couldn’t dedicate time to it.

So with ‘timing is everything’ as my cliche. In 2018, i’m just gonna get on with it. That fire will burn.

This is my year.

(And I do mean that in both work and love. People always ask me about my love life…When it comes to love…I very much put my hand on my heart and swear by fate.)

How you all feeling? I’ve watched all your Snapchat & Insta stories and lived your New Year’s Eve with you!

So whether you woke up in a new city, or with a strange human laying next to you, or on a friend.. of a friends sofa… or at home with the kids, on your own..whatever happened? Whether you woke up hungover, sober or immersed in an accidental new chapter…KNOW… that you’re fine.

It’s Monday. It’s cool. You can use January 1st as an excuse to ‘start over.’

During the day, I had a busy New Years Eve, as I was on a train with Ruby & Junior (and my Mum) at 9.12am. I was on Platform Six, at Doncaster train station and headed into Leeds to go do lunch, a ‘Meet and Greet’ and stroke kittens at The Kitty Cafe.

Popular place. I had a WONDERFUL TIME. Really happy to have met you all. (I was late because my Taxi Driver didn’t know how to get there. I hate that, because if I was a taxi driver…I’d KNOW HOW TO DRIVE PLACES.) Fabulous wonderland. That place is spankingly bouji. It’s peaceful, yet busy and I’d say the perfect place to take your children….if they adore kittens.

Ruby & Junior LIVED FOR IT. I couldn’t get them out of the place! I had to pretend that we were buying a kitten, that would magically arrive at our home… by post? JUST TO GET THEM TO LEAVE.

I actually couldn’t believe how amazing the cafe was! You should absolutely go for the experience. However, I was there to ‘meet you’ and ‘greet you’…and that pretty much was my focus. (I love that you can order a Japanese flowering tea there. All the BOUJ!)

Just so you know! There’s actually going to be A GREAT DEAL of opportunities to ‘Meet Me’ and ‘Greet Me’ throughout this year. I’m excited to see you. I love it. It’s my favourite part of the ‘ball.’ A lot of you are asking…So yes, do not fret! The opportunity to say ‘hello’ and tinker in Wunna and will be there.

But anyway, my New Years Eve, was all about family. I had everyone around at my place and after a dance off, a few drinks, a bit of food, mixed in with the art of acting out ‘Little Mix’ videos. (Junior LOVES a shindig. He went bonkers with his dance moves and pout. His soul is every inch Wunna Land. Ruby is sassy, sophisticated, but FUN.)

Junior: ‘Mum, swing that chandelier thing about…No!  Do it really fast, so it makes the room look like a party.’

(Olly Murs ‘Dance With Me’ was on in the background, so loud that you couldn’t hear anyone speak at all. I guzzled Prosecco and forgot to think about my waistline. Oh and DO KNOW, that a Diet Guru did actually contact me and you will SEE which plan I think i’m going to go with….over the next couple weeks. Oh! And everyone keeps messaging me, asking what my New Years resolutions are? I haven’t thought that far ahead yet. Lol. Do people still make New Year resolutions? I thought they had been buried with the art of giving Christmas cards?)

Bottom line, I don’t like to restrict myself, simply because my life turns insane at points and I need to be emotionally and physically ‘flexi’ enough to Rumba along with it, without ‘Stop Signs’ and ‘Tut Tut, Shakey Fingers’ telling me to ‘Watch out.’

There was definitely a point last night where I found myself with a left handful of Jelly Babies & a right handful of Bombay Mix.

Oh the glamour!

I ate out of both handfuls..gracefully. Infact, a tiny piece at a time, like I was the Queen.  Then washed it down with prosecco..ungracefully…like I was Captain Jack Sparrow…in a faux fur….Or did I do it like I was Ru Paul? I can’t decide?

Anyway, the family party is going on downstairs. I tinker upstairs to find something. Lords knows what? Maybe my dignity, some help, a cocktail bar, Elvis? Who Knows???

I saunter into my room, slip into my’ comfiest comfies’ and then accidentally fall asleep in my pj’s at around 11.30pm without telling anyone, just before the whole ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR,’ hoo haa. (I do that..When I need to rest, I just disappear…and get comfy. That’s why I always love guys who like to kick back and get comfy, in their comfies.)

Mum: ‘I walked upstairs to find you and you were tucked in bed, with the lights out fast asleep, with a giant bottle of Prosecco by your bedside…even RUBY stayed up!! Haha.’

Woke up this morning feeling,

FRESH AS A DAISY.

So FRESH, I was *breezy.*

So CLEAN, I was *squeaky.*

Tried a whole ‘dazzle’ of Ann Summers numbers on, before noon. Delightful little pieces of ‘cheeky, cheeky.’ I love Ann Summers, I think it’s GREAT. I’ve obviously worked alongside them previously, as I designed a Sex Toy range, with Jacqueline Gold (CEO of the company,) which was filmed and aired on Channel 4. I was ‘fitted’ into all sorts of pieces this morning….Some played well with my body…Some got the ‘thumbs down…Something got the ‘YES!!! THAT’S IT!’ ( I love those moments.)

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Then I had fish and chips. (Yay! Well done Diet Queen.) And because I worked SO HARD during 2017 and because (here we go) I have such an exciting 2018 of ‘work hard’ but with results for you to enjoy…I kinda wanted to just rest today. I’m already in my comfies, sat on my bed blogging, with a wine.

 So January the 1st. 2018…Wunna Land rested. Lol.

What? If my soul needs to rest, it’ll rest and if my soul needs to play…it’ll play.  🙂 🙂

Tomorrow…I’m headed in with a wink…

Welcome to 2018.

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x

 

Worms, Love & Coffee

‘Well i’m gonna have to take it incase I have worms…’ said Firmonnell to a crowd of morning girl besties, as we stood by her for morning coffees, as we waited for the kettle to boil.

‘Fairytale Blond’ was washing coffee cups at the sink, I had already come prepared with a coffee in hand and pencil dress, as I lent on the side, in my specs.

‘Why is there people SKIPPING on the front of the worms box? What’s that got to do with curing worms?’ Said Double B, as she lifted up the box and placed it back down by a microwave, before delivering the news that ‘sex was had’ the evening before and her partner was so excited, that he didn’t even know how to contain himself, as it hadn’t happened in SO long. Lol.

‘It lasted a good……one minute. Then I went to sleep.’ 

Hahaha! I *heart* ‘Double B.’

Boys are always hilarious when they haven’t had sex in ages. I mean, gosh there have been times when i’ve found myself in compromising ‘sexy’ positions ( the last time being in a penthouse months ago in Manchester) and the guy has been all ‘noooo, noooo, I don’t want to cum yet. Wait! Nooo.’ Dying with laughter! That was the evening that ‘Double B’ had.)

‘Ah! Well that’s it then. That’s my entire blog, done before 9am,’ I laughed out loud, whilst sipping coffee.

‘Aww, don’t put about my worms in it, cos I don’t have worms, I’m just having to take this as a precaution….’said Firmonell. She said it, as she poured a shot of worm medicine, moaned that it was a ‘tenner each time’ and then smiled with very mild glee because it was ‘banana flavoured.’

HAHAHAHA!

As if,‘ said Fairytale Blond. ‘Last time, I had apparently had flipping Gonorrhea in the blog, so you’ll definitely get in with worms!!!!’ 

Then as all coffees were poured and as we stood three giant floors up, looking over the whole town, from our glass windowed, walled castle of an office…we paused, pissed ourselves laughing and then just like that, strutted out the door and got to work.

Today was one of those GREAT DAYS! Everything was great today. It was just one of those ‘everything felt right and went right’ days of hustle. We worked it. We owned it! We smashed it! But at the same time, we had the BEST time. It was hilarious! It was just one of those days where nothing was muddled, everything slotted into place, we were totally in control and we got our ‘game’ on…as chicks, doing business.

(Okay, i’ve just poured a gin and tonic, so lets do this.)

Today was one of those days where I randomly achieved because as all the office bustle was going on…my phone kept *pinging* at me with good news, great news, yes, yes, fab news. Everything was so great, that it kinda made me panic. I remember turning to Firmonnell when no one was around or listening and just saying,

‘Okay, I’m feeling nervous..’

‘Why?’

‘Well all this stuff is happening…(and I explained the stuff to her)…and it’s all SO good that I can’t even believe that it’s happening to me right now. It’s too many good things, all at one time and good things don’t happen to me like that! I mean if I marry, I end up divorced. If I have a baby, I end up being a single mum. If I have a work success…something always goes wrong…’

‘No…you need to do it and go with it, as it’s not often that you, or anyone gets opportunities like the ones your getting right now. You need to strike when the irons HOT, as they won’t come around again. SO go with it. This is YOUR time and it hasn’t JUST happened, you’ve WORKED for it, you’ve made it happen and you’ve set it all up to happen..If you don’t do it now, you won’t get the chance to do it again..’

And in that moment, even though I didn’t say much, I smiled internally, because she directly made me feel like I could conquer anything, like I was the luckiest girl alive.

Then I looked down at my phone, as another email came in regarding a work opportunity. So I quietly sauntered outside, before I grabbed a salad and took a very exciting phone call. That made me then, have to MAKE a phone call.

Today was a great day! We were on it, organised and let me tell you, sticking to your strengths… works.

(Awww, the Maltese PE teacher, who was on ‘Last Man Standing’ has sent me a messenger *kissy face* emoji. Lol. He’s sweet. But other guy that chose a different chick over me. 🙂 Tut. Tut. Tut  🙂 )

‘Do know that these guys aren’t choosing other chicks because you’re hideous. It’s actually the opposite. You’re intimating and almost too good to be true. It scares us’ said my guy friend on my *speaker* drive home.

‘Yeah but, i’m not bothered. My Mr.Right won’t be terrified of me at all. I’ll be his perfect girl and he’ll be brave enough to go for it. I don’t feel bad, I feel confident.’

And I really do mean that! I’m feeling on top of the world and radiating a *magic* right now that it almost irrepressible. I’m filled with a positive glow that is contagious. I’m having a great time during this chapter and i’m feeling really grateful.

So much is happening…and it’s a big change, but a worth it change.

Yes, there are times when I feel nervous about everything and there are times when I worry. But i’m emotionally schooled enough to just get on with it and do it merrily with faith. I literally have the heart of a lion and just believe that if you work hard and put something great out there, you’ll receive great things in return.

Anyway, i’m going to go and enjoy a gin and the weekend.

I have a family day tomorrow and an interview to conquer.

I love you all.

Thank you for following my life.

ps/ Totally weeing myself at the fact that every time I received a call today, I ended up getting this weird fit of the giggles, as I answered, yet for some reason, I didn’t go with it and instead tried to make like I was fine and normal…All I kept saying was…’I’m sorry I just have a cough.’

Why am I a tool?