Kittens, Selfies, Success & Crotches….

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This time last year, on this day, the majority of people who found their way to CHRISSIEWUNNA.COM had Google Searched the word ‘CROTCHES.

Yes…you Googled ‘Crotches’ and Google, lead you to my diary. Lol. I thought I was so ‘Sex And The City’ but I was a gusset.

That was the top search of the day, that led traffic to Wunna Land.

Now, I’m not complaining, why would I, it’s great…I have a crotch and I love my crotch…BUT WHO THE HELL Googles the word ‘Crotches?’ 

It’s not big, it’s not clever (well some are 😉.)  It’s just not glamourous, is it? Nor is it normal. So, please let me save your soul. Please do not don’t let your stalky partner find it on your Google History.

Even ‘Wallabies’ or ‘Budget Porn’ is better than that!

I’d tell you what the last 4 things I Googled were, if they weren’t so embarrassing. Balls to it. I’ll tell you anyway….

The first TWO are my own name…and I’m not embarrassed about that. I’m ace! Plus, I don’t do it as often anymore. I don’t care as much. Today I cared because I needed to specifically check something. I’m healed.

Praise the Lord.

The next is the name of the boy that I fancy. (I think it’s normal. You may think it’s moderately stalky. He ma think it’s moderately stalky. But, you all do it. Shut up! Haha!) If someone likes you, they like ever bit of you…they take the good with the bad.

And the final thing on my Google Search History is the name of a TV show that I’m hoping to show up on…


Is not on my list….(Ruder things have been though.)

However, and of course, a year has passed and the NUMBER ONE words SEARCHED…and placed into Google to find CHRISSIEWUNNA.COM are…



I’m done with that…

Today’s been great. Life is wonderful. I’m the luckiest girl in all the world. I say it all the time. But I mean it. I can’t believe how fortunate I feel. I’ve worked. I’ve selfied. I’ve sorted out my socials and I had two auditions for shows today. I have one tomorrow late afternoon.

Today’s went well …and either way, i just really enjoyed doing them. I LOVE AUDITIONING. I love blogging. And that’s now my life. I’m lucky that I get to do what I love.

If I could say anything and I hate advice giving….But I’m so passionate about this how living life thing, aren’t I!

To me, it’s important that you take the necessary risks to get to your ‘happy place.’ What’s the point to muddling along or feeling unfulfilled? So many people ‘slow paddle’ in the mundane. It’s dull.

Yeah, you might be scared. Yeah you might fail. But in the words of Will Smith…(who is every girl’s crush)…

’You’ve got to feel failure, more failure and more failure, to order to WIN IN THE END.’

Like they always say, ‘COMFORT ZONES’ are beautiful places..but NOTHING EVER GROWS THERE. It’s dead land.

But don’t panic. You’re gonna be fine. Especially, if you’re a guy. I think it’s a GIRLS WORLD right now…and that is gonna continue to GROW. It makes guys panic, as they’re under pressure to make sure they can support their families, love their wives, pay for the world and back, make their mark on the success ladder, grow old, but still look handsome. I guess, the same things as women go through…I take that back. It’s what all humans go through. We all feel pressure at times and we shouldn’t.

What happens, happens.

So make you dreams come true. You can do it. Everything you want to achieve… You CAN ACHIEVE IT. Someone, somewhere in the world has already managed to do it. You’ve got ONE LIFE, with a hopeful 100 years to do whatever you so wish.

People start everywhere. I mean GOD, Brad Pitt used to be the ‘Clucky Chicken’ Mascot that stood outside El Pollo Loco’ (which is like the US KFC.’) Jack Nicholson said he heard SIX HUNDRED ‘NO THANK YOU’S’ before he got his first ‘Yes.’

You’re never too old. You’re never too young. You’re ready when your ‘lion heart’ is juiced. And you’ve got to be ready, because if you’re not…you’re gonna get out ‘juiced’ by idiots like me. I’ll juice you all about. 🙂


But honestly,  Life will throw you a bone, when you show a bit of heart. Trust me. And then you’ll hear stories from all sorts of people, some you know personally, some you don’t.. who wish and wonder how you did it, how you did your version of ‘success’…and it’s simply because you at least TRIED..which was something they never dare do!

God. I’ve got all preachy. My pants probably have Oprah’s face printed on them, right now.


Today…I bumped into my old school friend Kate. She’s hilarious. She found me and hugged me from behind. I jumped with a silent…


We pissed ourselves laughing and then I kinda noticed that she was in pretty good ‘workout’ shape. She was all thin and buff and in gym wear, at the school pick up. I was in a fluffy white faux fur and knee high boots. We both actually went to that school, and are associated with children who school there now. We didn’t just kick it there for a laugh. (Just so you know. Lol)

Kate: ‘Time off…?’

Me: ‘You look amazing…’

Kate: ‘Yeah, all I do is go to the gym now. I look amazing. Eli’s falling to pieces, but HEY I LOOK FANTASTIC! LOL.’

(Eli, is her son. I love Kate. You can always count on banter and her loyalty when you need it most!)


Thank you for all my SCREENSAVERS SHOTS! The competition went well…And as I said, all of those who sent me a SCREENSHOT will receive a personalised pic from me…as a THANK YOU. (I’m a little concerned that you’re just looking at the pictures and not reading the WORDS. Lol)

I said, that I’d announce a WINNER picked at RANDOM, by a Wunna Land…and that winner will not only receive a personalised picture from me this weekend, but will also receive a VIDEO MESSAGE….(One person has already been contacted in regards to winning a video message for being the FIRST PERSON to send in a ‘Wunna is my Screen saver’ screenshot. I can’t believe how well that competiton actually went. Lol)

But yes, the winner of the Video Message sent in THIS screensaver…

AND we like him because he follows me on everything, reads this blog daily….and comments on EVERYTHING. You deserve a video message. That’s what I want, I need the word spreading…

So well done! And thank you to everyone who made me their screen saver…I loaded a bunch of them up on my ‘socials’….You’ll all get  personalised pics, this weekend.

Therefore, as I rest and curl up with my kitten ‘Rocco….’

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I’ll wish you the most wonderful evening and I’ll fill it with ‘winks’ and love.

Thank you so much for peeking in my diary…

All my heart…

Chrissie x

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Great day! Well aside from the fact that my babies rinsed the hell of me. 🙂 But whatever, that’s what Mama is for. Junior got his golf clubs. He raced down to the store, where he KNEW he saw them before and went to the exact spot to grab himself is own set. (Exactly like his Father would. He’s super precise.) Ruby got a book filled with Top Model faces that she is to colour in, do makeup upon, hair upon and accessorize with earring stickers…so you can imagine her excitement.

We did lunch at Ed’s diner.

Then I totally got my ‘shop’ on. To River Island, as my ‘stylist’ Lydia suggested. I tottered there bought myself a dress. Well it’s a dress option, as we always need a couple don’t we? It might be a bit conservative…but sexy…However, it makes a good option…as it has boobs. (But not too much.) I’ll actually look sexier and maturer, which I do well nowadays. (I even have a shoot coming up.) Saying that, I also need another local photographer, to shoot new pics of me or this website…so get messaging me.

I bought a ton of makeup, a ton of ‘ooh I smell good’ options, didn’t get my nails done, completed a work phone call…and didn’t manage to buy shoes, as I had to work it all into rushing around the babies, who were now tripping people up with golf clubs and flirting with cashiers.

I’m home now and it feels like bliss. I feel like a kitten again. I feel really girly. It’s great to sort of come out of all the hospital drama and feel all romanced…it draws a line under the discomfort forever and starts your new chapter with love. I’m excited by it. It feels like a new adventure. If it goes well it goes well. If it doesn’t…and the gent assures me it will… as he knows that he likes me already, (I like that,) then it was a great start to a new beginning. So, it’s a win, win and I just think that when a guy makes you feel like a girl again, one that’s special…it’s magical. It does all sorts to us…I mean read this, that Brad Pitt said about Angelina…

Brad Pitt – “People think because we are rich and famous that we don’t go through things. We are real like everyone else. We are human. My wife had got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and problems with children. She had lost 30 pounds and weighed about 90 pounds in her 35 years. She got very skinny, and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs.
She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the morning and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon…But then I decided to act on it. After all, I’ve got the most beautiful woman on the earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her shoulders. I began to pamper her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised her and pleased her every minute. I gave her lots of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became even better than before. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and she loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much. And then I realized one thing: The woman is the reflection of her man. If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.”

And that makes Brad Pitt one of the greatest husbands and men alive to all women. Boys…learn it! I mean half of the boys around here…In Ponte are often so backwards when it comes to being forward with chicks that it’s ridiculous. Their romance buttons are on ‘off,’ and it’s boring. Hence why we get so excited when we’re romanced, expressed to and told how delightful we are. So girls aren’t bothered…but most girls (especially those of the ‘fairytale’ variety like myself, ARE. I’d love to find the man of my dreams…i’m never one to sort of shun a ‘fairytale romance.’ I’m literally the kind of girl who will enjoy her ‘forever’ with you…provided you’re right for me and if i know that I am right for you.

So, I have a week of solid work….then I venture off to the Spanish Doctor’s, for dinner on Sunday evening. He’s making me a paella…a ‘romantic paella,’ and well I can’t wait just to enjoy the evening. I also enjoy it because out of nowhere he said, ‘I’ll cook you dinner (took charge) and we’ll enjoy a romantic date.’ He apparently can’t wait to be with me…and I can’t wait either. 🙂 (I’m still beaming.)

Men who take charge, score major points with me, as usually I’M THE ONE, who has to organize everything…whilst they dilly dally, act cool, be scared or can’t be bothered. Then love it once we’re on the date…but yeah iHATE waiting for them to ponder every single ending of the potential relationship, or just sit there thumb twiddling. …It’s much sexier  when men take charge and very smart of the guy to sort the entire date out. I don’t get it,ALL boys should know that!  In LA the guys are super schooled when it comes to dating a girl, as it’s done quite often…both girls and guys do it all the time and the girls therefore know how to be treated (and they treat you well over there) and the boys know how to treat a girl….be it to get what they want, or to get the girl to adore them appropriately. I men I remember sitting at a coffee shop patio in West Hollywood with my guy friend ‘Berlin’ who was a model. He was organizing a ‘first date’ with this girl he had just met…and he distinctly said…and we were kids at the time, ‘I’m sorting it all out, because a girl doesn’t want to hear, what do you want to do…I have no clue what i’m doing…She wants to hear, I adore you and have organized everything to make our night special…relax and enjoy.’

The grown up and confident guys, get how to do it all here…The Doctor is grown up and confident…yet also has this spicy culture of a background. He is passionate, fiery and romantic. I *heart* it…and we all know that I love Latin Men. (*Mrs. Martinez.*) It’ll be a great date…and mainly because I’m the same and he’s noticed, as he states that I’m a rare girl to find, because I’m romantic, passionate and just plain old fantastic. Lol. Told you, it’s my charm. (Okay, I’ll stop going on about it now.)

But yes, My Stylist ‘Lydia’ 🙂 lol, has informed me that it is important that I do not ‘look too intimidating,’ and that it is vital that I look soft and feminine. We all know Men love that…some men….as other men hide behind strong women. But sometimes when you’re too intimidating with your look…you either attract weaker men or terrify them. But let a man, be a man…If he wants you…he’ll make you his. He’ll come get you. Be a girl. If he’s too scared or too stubborn to make the correct moves…some other guy will… Right? (I love Lydia, because I can say rally stupid things to her like, ‘Ugh, it’s your fault, that I haven’t drank enough water! I NEED TOOO. I have flipping HOSPITAL SELFIES tomorrow!!! 🙂 And she’ll totally 100 percent get it..and feel the exact same way. HAHAH. I’ll tell you about her last date in my next blog. It’s hilarious.)

Oh and fyi/ This recent occurrence of the Doctor hasn’t been long, as it’s only since i’ve been in hospital..well come out of hospital…was last week, on Thursday, when it all ignited.  However, he’s not new….as he knows me from before, we actually chatted a lot previously, about a couple of years ago now. I know!! Time flies. But nothing came of it, because I…in his words, ‘disappeared.’

Now, I’m back…and i want to get to know him a lot lot better.

Having a Date at the end of the week, gives you something to look forward too! It’ll make my work week breeze by, as I aimlessly swirl around on Cloud 9. It’s these moments where being a girl rocks. Enjoying being a girl….is one of the most magnificent feelings!!!

As you can probably tell…I sort of feel ‘alive’ again. This means…I’M BACK! 🙂