Love, Life, Stress & Booze UPs

Hi, my little tinsel wrapped Chucky eggs! I’m writing this on my phone with my thumbs, after refusing a morning Guinness, to instead turn on the fairy lights and allow in a little merriment, in my own way. (You’re gonna have to bare with me. I’m shit with thumb tappering. You can’t even sip your pina colada.)

I’ve had SUCH a busy time, following the First Dates thing. I’ve kinda had no rest! Mainly because I’ve had a whole bunch of other stuff lined up..that I’ve had to smash, get in the can, shoot, write, learn, influence, visit or read…and all before Christmas!

I’ve been on every train. I’ve lost both sets of car keys. I’ve won. I’ve lost. I’ve been hit on no end. However, by boys who don’t wanna take me on an actual date..They just wanna ‘bone’ me like I’m a prize…not like I’m human.

But it doesn’t bother me, cos I know exactly what I’m looking for…Boys can’t mess with me. Plus every time some guy, tries to fly in with a boner…who has no intention of anything more, but the merry art of ‘boning’..it’s reconfirms the ‘what I need’ more and more. It does this by showing me what I don’t need….with gin bells on.

That alone makes me happy. I don’t sell myself short  anymore. I’m grown! Being all wise, makes me feel sexy!

Pats in the back for me!!

I’m loving meeting you all. It’s been great to have met so many of you, who have been filled with ‘First Dates’ love for me. It’s weird because it was only a little date in the telly. But I’ve just had so much love from so many people…in bars, in shopping centres, down wine isles, in playgrounds, all over! I’ve had hugs, love and every human, being human. Y’know sending me blessings for the future..because Cupid is a bastard. 😂

I have time for absolutely everyone. So it makes me really happy, when you stop me for a banter or a selfie. So many people still believe in true love!

Being a romantic! I love that, with all my heart!

I’ve felt lost through the whole of last week. Ruby, Junior and I, ALL have! I’ve been filled with a  jolly jiggle on absolute anxiety! It’s been stressful. The kids have been my world through it. I mean little Ruby even read me poems before bed, so I’d sleep.

Chick friend: ‘You kinda have this way of acting like you’re over the moon and fine, when you’re scared or nervous.’

Very true! I’m a pro at it. I have the heart of a true entertainer! Lol

My mum, who’s my life line, tinkered on holiday for 2 weeks. (How Dare She!!) And the timing of it was shit. Y’see whenever a bit of ‘look at me’ occurs, in my life & I’m dipped in a 5 second ‘light of lime,’ I always need her more than ever. I need her more than ever!!

But she was GONE!!

It was good for me though, because you can’t  live in a comfort zone. I’ve got quite good at having the rug pulled, yet still being able to stand and sip my wine!

Now, i’m an independent girl, aren’t I! I’ve travelled the world, with work, on my own since being 19, to dream chase! I was juicy! I still am! But as I’m growing older, my priorities have changed…I’m a sassy bit of ‘family girl’ now. I’m happy, when I’m around the people who I love…because they too care about me the most!

They protect me.. My world is filled with love!

Mum: ‘Chrissie, you can’t be in entertainment and get anxious when people stop, to be lovely to you..It’s your job. They’re supporting you! They want a pic because they’ve loved watching you do, you’re do. Don’t be frightened.’

Me: ‘I’m not frightened. I love it. I love THEM! I do all that well. Sometimes it makes me feel more insecure?’

I guess, when you gave the mist around you, it’s wonderful. However after a bit, it  starts to ‘Circus’ a little…(in fact, it’s not always wonderful, because cyberland will sometimes hate on me. Haha!)

When it starts to ‘Circus,’ that’s when I need my Mama!

Mum: ‘I love you. But you need to rely on your own strength. You need to feel rocky to get strong. When you were a little girl, you were filled with this irrepressible STRENGTH. Now that life has bashed you about a bit..you rely on me or shut away & you can’t, because I’m not gonna be here forever!’

Anyway…

I’ve just got back from London! I had a shoot, 2 meetings and I then did drinks at the Great Northern Bar.

It was cold and chucking it down. But inside where the wine was flowing..it was warm! It was cosy!

Bartender: ‘You’re an attractive girl! Where are you headed tonight?’

Me: ‘I’m just doing life… 😉 I need a large white wine please…with ice in.’

Then after phone calls I was greeted by the most beautiful girl named Lexie and her gay friend from Manchester! (Who didnt sound northern at all!) They were great. So much fun! We did First Date selfies and basically got trashed.

Then these dudes from East London (who’d been trying to get our attention via the fine art of dance routines, under chandeliers) joined us…They were In Christmas jumpers, cheeky and wild! The manager kept having to come over and tell us all to ‘keep the noise down.’

It all went a bit mental then!

Every single person strutting up to the bar had just watched my episode of ‘First Dates!’ It was so strange but ace?? So many people love the show. It felt great!

Then the cheeky East London boys (who ALL had wives and girlfriends…) decided to take a shot at trying to see if they could get me to have sex with them.

Rolls Eyes!

This is my life!

Sometimes I think that maybe I’m just made for ‘entertainment’ and not real life true love.

Why can’t I have real life true love??

Me: ‘No thanks. You need to be thinking about your girlfriend mate!’

Staff: ‘Are you alright, Chrissie?’

Guy: ‘You only live once. My mum passed away. It taught me that! I’ve got a girlfriend, yeah. But I’m obviously not gonna miss out on an opportunity to be with you! If you want that!  You’re beautiful!’

Me: ‘What!!! No thanks. Your girlfriends beautiful. You should call her!’

Everyone was just getting glamourously Christmas drunk! But you need a blow out at times, don’t you!

I ended up puking! Sleeping in my dress. Waking up in my hotel feeling awful, with an untouched Macdonalds by my side…

It took me 3 hours to get out of bed..but as soon as I did..I walked to Kings Cross station, feeling the most hungover I’ve ever felt in my entire life…

I could’ve died. Nothing is worse than being at a train station…waiting…when rough! Plus, I was in heels because I forgot to pack flats. Plus, I had to through my extensions in the bin because they had sick on. Lol

Then fucking Liam calls me (who was currently filming a tv show) with a…

’I need a favour…’

So in my most hungover state at kings cross..I end up having to do his show!!

It was so much fun! But I couldn’t wait to get back to the babies!

An hour and a half later… I was thankfully back on northern soil!!

 

 

 

IT’s DAY TWO OF THE BEST GIVEAWAY EVER

 

GOOD MORNING MY LITTLE KITTIES OF GIMME-GIMME!

It is officially DAY 2 of my 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS/Clothes Show Live GIVEAWAY.

Sunday was an odd day to begin such a task on, as I regards Sunday’s as certain day of chill!

However, quite a few emails bundled their way to my inbox last night..all with the correct answer.

 

 

A winner will be picked at random later today and that random winner will be receiving the Therapy handbag and coin purse! Simples! Then three runners ups will have the BarryM Sequin nails sets sent to them as stocking fillers this Crimbo! Hurrah!

 

Okay, let’s get started!

IT IS DAY 2 of my GIVEAWAY BONANZA! We’re still warming up for The Clothes Show this year, which is about to go ‘LIVE’ in 4 days!!

But this is what YOU could win, here at chrissiewunna.com in the jolly old name of Crimbo!

Here is GIFT 2:

 

Today lucky kittens you are going to be treated to this…

Benefit! Heard of it? 🙂

Well the good people down at the very glamourous Benefit barracks have whizzed you over a ‘I’m Glam therefore I am,’ makeupy gift set! OH THE JOY!

I mean, if you’re a beauty junkie like moi, you will already know everything there is to know about this young, fun, modern, yet quirky brand.

EVERY KITTEN MUST HAVE A SLICE OF BENEFIT IN THEIR POCKET, PURSE OR ON THEIR DRESSER.

It is a frequent member of pretty much every single ‘must-have’ list in every single glammy fashion and beauty magazine going. It’s a little bit of luxury, that any true Glamour Puss can enjoy! I’m a fan of the brand and well what is more ‘Chrissie Wunna’ that the ‘Glam therefore I am’ gift set. If you’re filled with ego….this is for you! If you’re a boy and have no clue what to get your young, fun girly…this is for them!

Retails at around £30. It’s yours today…FOR FREE! (If you are the lucky winner!)

CHEER HERE!

And of course, I wouldn’t give you makeup without throwing in something rather yummy for you to carry it in..

Heard of..

 

Well this fabulous designer brand has made its mark in the fashion and beauty industry with a true sense of class! I always like to give ‘Class’ a ‘Wunna’ twist, meaning that alongside the above Benefit goodie of a gift set, you will also be receiving a FABULOUSLY DIVINE PINK ANIMAL PRINT cosmetics case by Kenneth Cole.

Look…

 

 

 

DELICIOUS!

They retail at around £40.

But TODAY, you could have a Kenneth Cole pink, animal print cosmetic bag FOR FREE!

Gee! Thanks Wunna! 🙂

 

Now, yesterday I got a few grumbly emails from boys who wanted to know if I was actually going to be giving any ‘boy’ stuff away.

I did mention that hardly any male oriented brands had jollied in with my GIVEAWAY and that the women had put them all out of business. That the girls rock The Clothes Show live like champions and the boys were tight and didn’t want to deliver Xmas cheer in the form of freebies.

WELL, I’m a glamour puss and I’m not really great at purchasing things for boys. So i’ve gone with something fun and purchases this OUT OF MY OWN POCKET to stop you all money…

(Girls you can win this also, it makes a fun little gift for a guy friend or gent.)

YOU COULD ALSO WIN (and this is separate to the above gift set and makeup bag)

A portable, table top POOL TABLE. 🙂 (Comedy) 

 

Retails for around £20. Yours for FREE if you’re the winner! I might even chuck in a few fancy Christmasy ales!

 

It’s quite a generous warm up today innit!

But that’s not all!

In the name of all things..

 

and simply because it’s Christmas…

 

 

 

I AM ALSO GIVING AWAY  A YEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO …

 

 

ELLE Magazine!

If you’re a fan of fashion and beauty this magazine is your BIBLE!

Plus, ELLE Magazine will be right there at The Clothes Show live this year as always!

TO WIN THE BENEFIT GIFT SET,  KENNETH COLE COSMETIC BAG, AND A YEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO ELLE MAGAZINE…

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS CHRISSIE WUNNA FACT!

Question: On Dec 19th, it will be my BIRTHDAY! What sign of the Zodiac does that make me?

Answers to me via email, tweet, Instagram or Facebook!

You have until noon tomorrow! The winner of Day 1’s giveaway will be informed this evening.

TO WIN THE TABLE TOP POOL TABLE & CHRISTMAS ALE. YOU FIRST OF ALL MUST BE OVER 18 YEARS OLD (unless you don’t want the booze) AND YOU MUST KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS WUNNA FACT,

Question: In my early 20’s which rather flashy American city/town or whatever you want to call it did I move to?

Answers Tweeted, Facebooked, emailed or to me somehow.

Please SHARE this post EVERYWHERE……those who do will be getting a

BarryM Sequin Nail POLISH