What is going ON! Honestly! What IS MY LIFE!
So today, probably one of the most boring days ever. No. Boring’s the wrong word. ‘Frustrating’ is a better choice of ‘ding dong.’ Work happened. I did the majority of Thursday with ‘Fairytale Blond.’ She wasn’t the frustrating part. I mean THANK GOD she was part of my Thursday, as LORD KNOWS, what I would’ve done, without her.
Let’s just say, it was one of those days where in which you are doing the things that you HAVE TO DO, rather the things YOU WANT OR LOVE TO DO! You know, how much I hate that. That’s not how I live my life. It even gave ‘Hustle Barbie’ an itch. UGH! It was so frustrating. I almost BEGGED to for freedom or excitement.
Oh yeah..I did…Didn’t I!!!
Midday, I look down at my phone. It’s flashing at me and a name popped up on my screen. I always keep my phone on silent, so it never EVER rings out loud. I’m always alerted by a simple ‘pop up’ of a name or a notification.
11.48am My phone flashes at me… There’s a name flashing at me, as they call into Wunna Land.
I couldn’t answer it because I was on another line and busy. But I saw the name and wondered why they were calling?
11.49am. My phone flashes AGAIN…and the same name pops up?
This isn’t someone who would really ever call me in such a manner. I was kinda puzzling. But didn’t think too much of it. I simply text back stating that i’d give them a call back because I was busy. They then explained WHY they had made the calls. Again. Didn’t think too much of it.
I just got on with my day…
I watched ‘Hustle Barbie’ revive her ‘Bald Dave’ (who’s a virgin, but funny) crush.
Fairytale Blond: ‘No. I’m not feeling it.’
Hustle Barbie: ‘WHY!!’
Fairytale: ‘He’s just an escape route. I felt that when I was with James. I was kidding myself. AND it’s weird that he’s a virgin. Like would you really go around telling everyone that you’re a 30 year old virgin. Lol’
Hustle: ‘It’s not like he has it on a tshirt and tells everyone. Lol. It’s not like his introductory welcome. I know people, who know him, who tell me.’
Me: ‘Hi, I’m Bald Dave. I’ve never had sex and i’m 30. Yay!’
Me: ‘You can’t judge how good he is at sex, until you’ve had sex with him. Some people look great and are rubbish in bed. Others look rubbish at it, but are AMAZING. Plus, you can’t let him disobey God for you. You might not fancy him afterward. Lol Then he’ll be heartbroken.’
Jonesez: ‘I hate bad sex. The more you feel for someone the better the sex is.’
Me: ‘That’s not ALWAYS true!!!’
Then I relived a ‘YEARS AGO’ Ben story and ‘Fairytale’ just pissed herself laughing and stamped it with a…
‘Chrissie! I honestly don’t know what you were even THINKING! HAHAH!
Laughter & Banter filled the air, and talks on how good people were in the bedroom occurred.
Then life went back to dull and as frustration and boredom kicked back in, I once again scanned the room for any form of excitement!
Everything DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG, until I had a six ‘o clock rant with Jonsez. We needed a vent. A rant off. He then invited me to potential Tuesday night ‘beer and bowling,’ which I won’t be going to, as I’ll be doing Halloween with Ruby and Junior.
Jonesez: ‘It’s half price beer and bowling.’
Me: ‘I hate bowling, I can’t lift the balls. I’d go, if I wasn’t doing Halloween with the babies.’
Then as we both walked over cobbles in different direction to our cars…I remembered to pick up my phone and make that call.
OH MY GOSH!!!
I can’t even TELL YOU! I really cannot even tell you. I flipping asked for excitement all day, didn’t I? Well…I got it. I got the shock of my LIFE.
And y’know, the shock actually had nothing to do with me. It wasn’t a nasty shock. It was a shock, shock. A‘happy for someone else’ kinda shock. It was simply weird, because I kinda didn’t expect, but DID expect to hear it, all at the same time. I mean, it was only the other day when I turned around to ‘Firmonnell’ and said that this would happen. Said that it should happen.
I wish I could tell you ALL ABOUT IT. I really wish I could. But right now, there’s a reason why I can’t. HOWEVER, in a couple months time, I’m gonna refer you back to this blog and you’ll not only remember this call, but you’ll finally know what was said.
I will tell you that the other end of my phone was a guy. I can’t tell you anything about this guy. He’s just a friend. Not anything more. It’s not anything like that. Yet we met under really weird circumstances, which again… I will have to tell you about in a couple months time.
I cannot believe it.
I can tell you how the phone conversation began though…
Me: ‘Hey. What’s up? It’s me. Calling you back?’
Guy: ‘Hi. How are you. I’ve got something to tell you…’
(NOT THIS AGAIN. WHAT IS MY LIFE!! I knew it had to be something BIG, because he’s so honest. But i’m good with the big things, so I strutted onward to my car and again, thought nothing too much of it.)
Guy: ‘I needed to call you because I didn’t want you to think I was a knob.. I’m not a knob…I just…’
Me: ‘I don’t think you’re a knob…’
Guy: ‘But anyway…yeah…There’s a reason why I haven’t been able to….Well..I’ve gone and…’
He then blurts out the most shocking news!! (If I could tell you something about this guy, it would be that he is definitely one of the most open and honest humans EVER. That’s a trait that no matter what, I always find honourable. It takes balls, BIG BALLS to make a call like that into WUNNA LAND… because he didn’t have to. But he did, just to be well mannered, in the most disturbing way. Lol)
Now, I don’t know how he thought I was going to react? I reacted well. I’m not irrational. I admire the brave and the honest! I mean even though it was shocking, I did actually expect it. So the news was sort of…not too bad, really. I weirdly keep thinking about it though. It’s crazy. It’s really crazy. It’s disturbingly good? Not for me. Lol. But for him.
Anyway, we chatted then for a good fifteen minutes as he unfolded the entire tale and I swung my car door open.
The funny thing about this phone call, is that it completely underlines the fact that everything happens for a reason and he could’ve actually accidentally repeated history, now that I think about it. Lol. And that would’ve have been good. Infact, if I was honest the news was lovely for him. It’s what he wanted. (But i’m telling you too much. You’re gonna have to wait to find out.)
OH MY GOSH!
(If this was a show and you heard that phone call, you’d all faint in shock.)
What IS MY LIFE!
So yeah, i’m happy. But I’m taking deep breaths because EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN THREES they say! One more shock and then it’s fun for the rest of the year! Please say, it’s fun for the rest of the year!
Christmas and The New Year, can’t come quick enough! My new year is amazing, but life better not think it’s going to mess with me for the rest of 2017. Lol.
Everything happens for a reason!
What is my life!!!