If anyone could massage me on a daily basis right now, i SWEAR DOWN i would worship them forever…well, until my aches had relieved anyhow, because honestly ‘forever’ is a looooong ass time! (hahaha, lots of boys have stated this too me in the past.) A young gentleman, had sex with me once, in our bosses appartment, whilst he was cat sitting. We broke everything in the appartment, due to the vigorousness of the ‘ooh laa, ‘ lost the bloody cat.. then he romantically ended it by saying…’forever is a looooooooong time,’ yet only because HE claims, I once gave him a blowjob in a multi story parking garage, and ended it with a high five, as i strutted off, minutes afterwards, without even a ‘Bye.’ I say ‘NO COMMENT.’ (he says, he never forgave me.) I need a drink!!
Anyway, i had a day of shopping today. My first day back to normal in 9 whole days. It rained all over me. I’m now exhausted and in desparate need of pampering. I can’t wait to get back in the sun, as i CANNOT stand the rain. It ruins my life, and every slutty outfit i own!!! Yeah, i really need a drink now….