Quickie Threesome of Geisha

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Morning all! This is just a quickie, little bickie of nonsense for you, as I’ve just realized that I’m actually meant to be somewhere and well the fact that i’m still in my pyjama’s with an ‘about to turn two year old’ singing and pooing against me, is really not too promising.

Keiran..who might I add walked in from work last night and fell asleep on the sofa IMMEDIATELY, after about 5 minutes of his arrival (as I Tweeted…anyone would think HE had a HUMAN LIVING IN HIS BELLY,) is currently at the gym. He’s been a bit ‘off’ lately. I mean, after our day in London, where he was over the moon with glee and poncing around like a bouji hero, he seems to have hit a brick wall. It’s really noticeable because he’s usually so positive. However, he assures me he’s on the mend, having told me nothing about his feelings…and that everything will be alright.

I aided his moment of glumness by being moany. ๐Ÿ™‚ I’m a diva, i have to be. I saw an opportunity to be moany and went with it…glamourous. ‘OOh my back hurts. Aaaah…i’m not being adored enough. Cuddle me. Love me. RUBY MY BACK! If you donb’t i’ll not carry another one of your children in the future.’ ๐Ÿ™‚ Lovely aren’t I!

I was only messing though and it brought a smile to his little moody face. We’re connected so if the other half to our ‘wiggle’ is down, we feel it also and it sucks hairy balls.

Then he told me to shut up and sit in the corner quietly so he could watch ‘the adverts!’ THE ADVERTS! WHAT! I talked al the way through them deliberately after being told not to, simply out of principle. Since when has money off at Pounds to Pocket or whatever….been ore interesting than ME! Everything is ‘i’m carrying your CHILD right now Keiran!’ He loves me moaning really. It oddly and because he’s sick makes him smile. He smirks like he has his wife back.

Okay, i’ve got to go and catch up later, as I think i’m headed to Doncaster.

I asked the hubby to rub my back last night, but instead he found rubbing my bum cheeks more pleasant. I still have a bad back, yet my bum is now more bouncy than ever. Not very helpful when it comes to surviving pregnancy. But great if you want to strut like Beyonce through it.

Lots to do. I’m working hard.

Thank you to everyone that is helping me launch CWT MEDIA. Give it a ‘Follow’ on Twitter @CWTMEDIA ย & give my Facebook Fanpage for it a ‘Like’ http://www.facebook.com/cwtmedia

If you want a popularity boost, be it personally or for your business then visit www.cwtmedia.com to find out how I can help you. Then you can be glamour pussy like me and sit at the ‘Cool kids’ table and everything. ๐Ÿ™‚

Love you lots.

Must go!

Why do magicians like to pull things out of people’s ears? Odd innit! (It’s currently on my telly, that’s why I asked. I’m not flashbacking. Plus, my flashbacks are way more filthy than that anyhow! Thankfully.)

I dreamt that Keiran and I were having a threesome with a Geisha last night. Lol. Welcome to my mind. She was really kinky too…it was bizarre!

Okay, going…need to coffee and groom.

 

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