And just when you think the world’s a safer place, you’re good model friend in LA, I’ll call him, ‘Whore,’….IM’s me, at 11am his time, just to call me, ‘Silver Tranny Ferocia!!.’ Greatness!! I love it!! (hahaha) You know you have a good friend when you get called a ‘Tranny from Translyvania,’ (hahah), and a ‘where did you go you Fucking bitch!!’ I did once sell his ass, for a piece of gum, and a cigarette. And unforuanately, the ending of that story didn’t end so blissfully…for HIM, yet ofcourse…i don’t care, it’s hilarious, and thats all that matters!!! (Evil laugh) Lots of my friends actually enjoy calling me a ‘Tranny.’ This one ex boyf, when devastatingly pissed off, and after i had lovingly stated that he came as ‘chubby bartender,’ again for halloween. Saw me dressed as a ‘Slutty cave girl,'( fyi, i was HOT) and said i looked like a burmese tranny, yet on a second tier.’ I say, yeah….you weren’t saying that when you were trying to pummel my booty, with your ‘incher’, on my roomates bed. Hurrah!! Three cheers!!
Anyway, enough of the misty watercoloured memories.( ho-hum) LA model friend did go on to DEMAND, that if i did not watch a certain ‘clip’ i would DIE! Honey ‘ooh uh-uh,’ i don’t think so. Many have tried to a kill me, yet i just keep coming back!! (hahahaha) What i really actually said was ‘As if, i have an army of STD’s to protect me.’ He claimed, they would,’DIE,’ too. I ended the sweet convo off, saying, Thank God, as my vaginas starting to smell like a mexican donkey!.’
And they all lived happily ever after!