Memoires Of A Waster


If in doubt…Drink it OUT! Being a socialite rocks, but sometimes you need a little ‘love juice’ to get you through the shimmie. (Note: Chrissie Wunna is not promtoing under-aged drinking…before u all start having a go.) If you drink, before your time and have sex, you’ll get herpes. Plus, i’ve made some extremely stupid decisions whilst running on fizz..(Hollywood Tequila Dance much? Passing out on a moving Merry-go-round. Drunk dialing worthless losers.) But then again, i’ve made some thoroughly AMAZING choices when i’ve been a little sauced up. Like burlesquing, becoming an Elf and stealing things…

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