OMG!! I cannot even remember writing my ‘little bit of everything & virgins’ blog. I did it asleep. I need to stop, i need to rest, i need to refuel. I’ve turned into a workaholic and it’s hardly becoming. I’m meant to be an awfully glamourous, Lady of Leisure who tans, pouts and Bimbos for a living, whilst beating her dwarfed slaves. I’m not meant to be working so hard that i begin to write a blog, and literally fall asleep mid ramble, only to wake myself up by smashing my forehead on my open laptop….TWICE! Fucking TWICE man!! It was pitiful. I’d been in Brighton all day filming, and had only just got home, after having 2 hrs sleep the night before, yet i just couldn’t stop working. I need to chillax.
On a good note (and i hope your reading this
Sandy) I had the best nights sleep last night. It was deep, it was full, it was AMAZING. I haven’t snoozed like that since 2004. I had my Chakras cleansed by the sexiest witch in the world ( Sandy Cristel) and i’ve never felt so amazing since. I feel relaxed, sexy and together again. You WILL not believe what i did all yesterday. (And i can’t tell you just yet, as soon you will have the pleasure of watching it.) I entered the life of another, someone else quite ‘weird and wonderful’ and not only was it for camera but also to quench my thirst and curiousity..i have a geunine interest in the lives of others, and i’m unbelievable vain..hence it being filmed. It’s the Chrissie Wunna show bitches!!
Sandy Cristel is an amazing being. I thought that from the first ever email she ever sent me. I went to Brighton yesterday (which was where we filmed the whole thing, but she actually flown in all the way from Germany.) I walked up to the house and the moment i saw her i knew it was gonna be a good day. I was a bit taken back because she’s crazy sexy ( all blond and curvy, and comfortable in her own skin) she had this ‘ooh laa’ about her, the ‘Wunna’ in her, a sense of mystery. I looked rough. But after 2 cups of cofffee a bunch of menthol cigarettes, an attack of makeup brushes and a quick change into something more comfortable (wink wink)…we were on our way!
I’ve pretty much told you the things i got up too. Voo Doo, Love magic, money magic and good times. We flubbed it up a few times, but i loved that as it makes it more real. There were times where we were just sat there swearing, pissing ourselves, fucking things up, making voo doo dolls and drinking iced wine. It all just went brilliantly and we had ‘Perv cam’ there to keep us in line.
We also did a Ouija board that we were actually just gonna sort of explain as there were apparently no spirits available. How rude of them! Haha! But then we warmed the board up for camera and they fucking CAME!!! There was a moment when Sandy just looked at me nervously and whispered, ‘ i didn’t do that!’ OMG!! I talked to spirits!! Real Ones!!! And the stuff that happened was simply immense!! Infact, so much occured but i’m not going to tell you about it just yet. But Sandy has pretty much impressed me threefold. Just her whole being is ‘special.’ A definite adventure worth going on and a person worth meeting. I mean she taught me a thing or too and like ‘The Wunna’ she is a sexual ‘purr’ of a being and i like that in people. Our energies play well together and i’m not just saying that because she felt me up! Lol
At one point we were our underwear performing some ‘sex magic’ which will hopefull make me the best shag ever, without even having to try!! (Yipppeee!) I think the quote was, ‘After this you’ll beable to lay on ya back like a sack of potatoes’ and he’ll think you were unbelievable between the sheets. Now i’m not a lazy lover…so this should make me magnificent. We touched knelt in out underwear. I chose frilly knickers, she chose a sexy cream silky nighty and well we made our energies arouse each other, and slooowly touched each others bodies. There was no sex, no kissing just this magical form of ‘touch.’ It was incredibly sexy. I would’ve had her there and then. I fancy her a bit now too. Sandy just knows what she’s doing, she’s older, she’s wiser, she’s fun, she’s sexy. And well she has certainly put a spell on me!
We watched it back on the camera and pissed ourselves laughing and infact we’re impressed with our little ‘performance.’ It looked AMAZING! You’re in for a treat!! But until then…i can’t tell you anymore my delicious dumplings! Check her out (she might beable to help you too) www.sandycristel.com