‘Why do you have your hands down your pants?‘
I’m trying to moisturise my thighs without anybody seeing!’
‘Then why are you doing it in front of a public footpath??’
Yes, it’s morning and my day has already taken a swift skid into ‘The Land of all things Bizarro.’ There was someone in almost every room of the house, so i was forced to lotion my dry bits, in a secret public footpath location. I’m sure i must have looked a little ‘pass me the kipper, so i can smack it against my head,’ as i was having to lotion random dry parts, with my clothes on. It looked like i was rummaging around for treasure. But it’s fine. I live in one of those private residential areas. I have no privacy ever…it ROCKS!!