The worst has happened. A book that i scribble down my mind in, my secrets, my fodder for blog writing, i have carelessly misplaced. The problem is, i have misplaced it in a random PUBLIC place. Major Bollocks! This could seem like another Chrissie Wunna Drama Queen alert, yet really, i’m like shitting myself. Not because everyone will know my secrets, but because everyone will know my secrets AND think that i’m a complete weirdo. I swear it’s like ‘The Memoirs of a Lunatic,’ the sequel. The good thing is, it’s not ‘looney’ as in ‘Mariah Carey’s Breakdown,’ it’s ‘looney’ as in chimpanzees, and glitter. (ha-ha!) No really it has some really heart-felt personal stuff in. Tragic!! It’s an awful feeling. It makes you feel so exposed. It’s the not-knowing whether anyone had picked it up and is reading it, in their sneaky little grotto. (Love how i think Santa has found it.) I’ve misplaced my ‘LIFE.’ How not very clever of Me! I’m sure you’re meant to do something so irresponsible, in a more sexy environment, and not in the exotic climates of Yorkshire.
This has happened four times previous, but in LA! I’ve left my ‘life’ in a coffee shop at ‘The Grove.’ I’ve left my life in a gas station. I also left it in a ‘7 Eleven’ and i moved out of an appartment and bloody left it in an old chest of drawers!! UGH! So annoying. I’m so irresponsible. I carry a notebook, with me at all times, to jot down memories. This is why i shouldn’t do it. I never learn. There’s a lot to be said about someone who never learns. They have stories to tell, that are read by strangers in sneaky grottos.
At the end of the day i’m not too bothered. I’ve lost so many un-important things (ahem,) that belong to other people, that i’m immune to the feelings of loss. Met a guy this morning, whilst i was purchasing eggs. He said i was much ‘nicer’ in person. I like that, it’s the happiest i’ve ever been with eggs in my hand…even though the word ‘nice’ is often a bit ‘McCringe.’ Oh and if you are calling my home phone and leaving me random messages….DON’T!
It’s my best friend in LA’s BIRTHDAY today, so just wanted to say I LOVE YOU!! Happy Birthday THEO!!! You sexy bitch!!