I had a lime green ‘Bad boy Barry’ car following me today. Not ‘following’ as in stalking. Just ‘following’ as in driving behind me. Whenever we had to go ‘speed limit’ he kept over revving behind me, all lime green and bizarro. I was sat infront of him, trundling along at 30 miles an hour, with SClub7’s Greatest hits playing on full blast. 🙂 You’d think he’d over take me right? But no, he just wanted to ‘rev’ and ‘rev’ and show the world that he had a small willy. 🙂 At one point we were even on a National speed limit road and he still revved behind me, all lime green and bizarro? He even winked at me, whilst I was stuck in traffic, before he managed to wedge in behind my wheels. #lovely
I’ve had an odd day. I’ve worked hard. Tossed it off all week really. But today…I worked hard. However, anytime you have time to fit in a sunbed session, means you haven’t really worked that hard. I’m still in training. So sue me. (In fact, no…don’t.)
Met a couple of friends by accident. One who won raffle booze, the other who used to be in a very popular children’s band. 🙂 🙂 And well there I was with a copy of my son’s birth certificate in my hand, smelling like sunbed, rushing off to nursery to pick Ruby up early because she apparently slept pooing and imaungey. Bless her. 🙂 I adore Rubes.
We’ve had really great one on one ‘Mummy/Ruby’ time today. We’ve bubbled bathed, danced, hid in cupboards, eaten meat, cleaned more poos, giggled, danced, decided which SClub7 member was going to be her uncle and well now she’s asleep. In normal cases this would be great!!! However, I specifically told her to try and stay awake, simply so we could collect her brother on time, (who we left at nursery.) She’s zonked. Fast on. In dream land. Not even budging. What am I meant to do? I can’t just leave poor Baby Junior at nursery because Ruby needs a snooze. Lol. Jeepers! He didn’t sleep at all last night and I found it hilarious. Tonight because I have no work in the morning, he’ll pass out like a log. Just watch! It’s the story of my life. I’m literally a proper, hardcore mum now.
We’re not going to the audition tomorrow, which is sort of good because it saves us all faffing around and well the kids can have family time, instead of being carted off to ‘smile on cue’ for potential monies. Family time rocks and well they can make money when they’re 20 something. Before that time, I’ve got it for them. 🙂 Plus Ruby is pooing for the nation right now, so maybe she needs some Calpol and a cuddle. Not to be dressed up like a dolly and told to perform. 🙂
Can’t remember what I was gonna say now? Got lots of love today. Listened to my friend maon about their love lives. Hellooo? I’ve been through a lot over the past few weeks. I don’t wanna hear moaning. You don’t have it that bad! Lol
. ‘Oh Chrissie, i’m devastated. He didn’t give me my allowance this month. 🙁 ‘
Golly! Times must be hard. 🙂
Things are good right now when it comes to my area of love. I’m being cautious, but as always trusting. I do however think (after hearing my guy friend moan today) that boys shouldn’t give other boys advice on girls. Men know nothing about girls. Nothing at all. If you need girl advice, you MUST ask a girl. A third party, mutual girl, without a motive. As if two guys can talk, conjure up an idea and then come out with an action, result or thought about chicks, when they’re not chicks themselves. Women know women. Dont get it twisted.
So yeah gents, the worst thing you can do when you have love life problems is ask your guy mate. You’ll end up in MORE trouble then it’s worth and you’ll certainly end up playing the game of love instead of just loving. I mean, some of the poor advice I heard today cracked me UP. I just looked in astonishment and said, ‘Holy crap. You’re not ACTUALLY going to do that are you??’ Men need to understand that the answer is always romance. True romance.
I guess, with guys, it’s uncool to give another guy good, decent, love bunny advice. They see it as girly for a guy to actually be decent. That is why boys need to stop giving each other words of wisdom when it comes to women. It’s funny that boys are still so stupid after years and years of knowing women. Boys are far much greater, when they graduate and actually become men. You’re a product of your environment gents. Don’t always let us ladies down. You should get what women wan by now. Figuring it out was at 18.